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person one:he's looking awfully happy for a 60 year old"
person two:he died in bed with a 18 year old
person one:ah
probably sucked worse but what can you do
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*looks down at the body next to the casket*
....
*slaps the face of the corpse*
WAKE UP!
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If the dead person was stabbed to death:
Funeral Home Host: Does anyone have something else to say about _______?
Random person: Sure...I'll take a stab at it.
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*stares at body*
>.> .... <.< ... ^_^
*pokes the eye*
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Hey....you think they would mind if I took the body in the back...? >_> <_< >_>
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necrophiliac: <_< >_> ^.^ *yiffs corpse*
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"I almost didn't recognize him without his finger in his nose."