12-12-2006, 07:45 AM
Because it wants to be.
Why are there so many languages?
Why are there so many languages?
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12-12-2006, 07:47 AM
Because they wanted to make the dictionary bigger
Why is there 7 days in a week?
12-12-2006, 07:48 AM
Because 7 8 9 (oldest joke...i swear)
Why is there an animal called a dik-dik?
12-12-2006, 07:58 AM
Because it was originally called dick-dick but they cut off the 'c' quickly since they didn't want children to go around and say 'Ooh, I saw a dick-dick yesterday' or write in their holiday essays, "I saw a dick-dick on the way there. It was hanging out with a few others, drinking."(ROFL!)
Why does the brain act like it does?
12-12-2006, 08:00 AM
Because we were actually a lot smarter but cavemen hit themselves on the head with clubs..
Why do we have calendars?
12-12-2006, 08:05 AM
Because God was too lazy to write one up, so the Romans were ordered to do so.
Why is religion still existant?
12-12-2006, 08:07 AM
Because cultures were too dumb to get rid of em
Why is pepto-bismol is thick and pink?
12-12-2006, 08:37 AM
Because it can stand for 'eye' lol
Why is abbreviated such a long word...when it means a shortened version of a word...?
12-12-2006, 09:23 AM
Wait, wait, hold up! That's a good question! OFF TOPIC!!! (J/K FTW :P)
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