SPAM-A-THON!!! (Beware! Yiffy stuff is possible!)

[Kurtz]

Tieya: *moans softly, and swishes her tail fast as her neck is getting kissed*

Kurtz: *thinks, before putting a "SPAM!" mark on the topic* Be warned! I'm posting frantically now...

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: If someone calls someone else a N00B, they should slap themselves. They were a N00B at one point in their life.

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: *moves his kisses to Tieya's muzzle while he places his paw on one of her mounds*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Well... maybe you should stop now, Tieya.

Tieya: *pulls her muzzle away and glares at Kurtz* Awww... WHY?!

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: Oh...okay *gets off Tieya*

[Kurtz]

Tieya: I HATE YOU!
Kurtz: You always say that. Now spam.
Tieya: B-B-B.... *tears start welling up in her eyes*
Kurtz: That won't work on me anymore. *huffs*
Tieya: *actually starts crying*
Kurtz: *widens eyes and cuddles Tieya*

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: *watches as Tieya cries but just sits there not wanting to overstep any boundaries*

[Kurtz]

Tieya: Aww... *sniffs*
Kurtz: There, there. I didn't mean it....
Tieya: Back to... spam?
Kurtz: Spam.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: It's time for teh big super-spam! *dances wildly*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Yoo see?! Spam wins over everything but pie! *gobbles down a pie*