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How To Kill a Vampire? - Bee - 07-19-2009
Seeing as how Twilight has thoroughly ruined Vampires period(VAMPIRES AREN'T SPARKLY, GODDAMNIT!!!), how would you go about killing the sparkly motherfucker?
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RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - The Reclaimer - 07-19-2009
Chuck Norris. Because he can.
RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - Kurtz - 07-19-2009
Well, seeing as how Holy Water just seems to be a belief of those religious, it singles it out immediately. And I mean, come on- vampires are much better then a normal human, one could probably kill you before you even pull out a vial of the stuff.
Stakes to the heart are the same. Unless you got them asleep, that'd be really stupid to try stabbing them.
I'd prefer to just shotgun them in the face if I can. Sounds much more fun.
Oh, and Chuck Norris. One roundhouse kick kills all.
RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - Delete This Username Please. - 07-19-2009
Chuck Norris. Because underneath his beard is another fist.
RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - DragonMasterX - 07-19-2009
What about gobbling them up? I heard vampires make tasty and saucy burgers.
RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - Frisk E. Coyote - 07-19-2009
Oh werewolf, definitely! That's how Dracula from Van Helsing was killed! It'd be so fun to see the werewolves from the series *cough*JacobBlack*cough* tear the limb from limb.
Decapitation works too.
Maybe if you somehow restrained one, shoved a vial of holy water up its ass, and shattered it in its' rectum?
RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - Guilmon and a shotgun - 07-19-2009
Shotgun: the solution to EVERY horror character.
RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - UnknownH - 07-19-2009
I've actually compiled the perfect weapon for vampires. It combines the knowledge of the Belmonts, the sheer power of both Alucards (friend of the Belmonts and Hellsing's), and the ability of Saya from Blood+. And a move from Boktai.
A suit with a coat that turns into red feathered wings. A gun on one side and a whip/sword (chain sword, think Ivy from Soul Calibur) on the other side. The wrists have two pop out fangs able to dispense anything from poison to holy water in injections or a spray. And there's some Sun based weaponry hid on the belt. Like Solar Grenades.
It could work on other monsters given time. Like fire weaponry or Silver Bullets. (which are actually carried).
Yes, These are things I think about. It's interesting.
RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - Kurtz - 07-19-2009
Kind of reminds me of the Solar Gun from MGS4 when you said that. Haha.
RE: How To Kill a Vampire? - Frisk E. Coyote - 07-19-2009
Another perfect weapon against vampires: Tanning lamps. Or UV light!
Me, I prefer violent rape.