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Ninjaburger - Calibremon - 06-02-2007

A group for people who are sick of their real life jobs and want an awesome new job.

So I present to you: The Ancient Order of Ninjaburger! A company devoted to serving hot and tasty ancestral burgers with absolute stealth and secrecy. Employees who remain loyal to Ninja Burger are treated with honor and respect. The company offers a cafeteria-style health plan, 401K (with matching up to 4%), stock options, regular raises every 6 months and a complete employee uniform package, including black outfit and face mask, tabi boots, and a standard equipment.

Pros:
~Free uniform including tabi boots and ninja sword/ancestral spatula
~On-The-Job Training in:
  1. Taijutsu - Unarmed Combat
  2. Kendo / Ninja Ken - Swordsmanship
  3. Bojutsu - Staff fighting
  4. Shurikenjutsu - Blade throwing
  5. Kusarigama - Sickle and chain weapon
  6. Yari - Spear fighting
  7. Naginata - Halberd fighting
  8. Bajutsu - Horsemanship
  9. Suiren - Swimming techniques
  10. Kayakujutsu - Use of gunpowder
  11. Bo Ryaku - Strategies
  12. Choho - Espionage
  13. Shinobi Iri - Infiltration
  14. Intonjutsu - Lying low
  15. Hensojutsu - Disguise
  16. Tenmon - Meteorology
  17. Chimon - Geography
  18. Seishin Teki Kyoyo - Spiritual refinement
  19. Kyojitsu Tenkan Ho - Philosophy
  20. Makudonarudo - Fast food (Of course)
~Having the most awesome job on earth.

Cons:
~Not being able to tell anyone what you do for a living. Ever.
~Being under constant attack by Ninja Burger's unscrupulous fast-food enemies.
~Having to commit seppuku to cleanse Ninjaburger of dishonor if you fail at your Ninjaburger duties.

NOTE! I don't want to lead this group. I'm just throwing it out there for someone else to lead. I just want to be a ninjachef :P

the REAL Ninja Burger is © and ® 1999-2006 æthereal FORGE.

"You WILL experience the NinjaBurger Difference!"

RE: Ninjaburger - Erethzium - 06-04-2007

sounds awesome! ^_^

NINJA + BURGER = w00t!

RE: Ninjaburger - Frisk E. Coyote - 06-04-2007

Lol, just lol. Seppuku!! LOL!!

RE: Ninjaburger - Ghostiemon - 06-14-2007

sure sounds great

RE: Ninjaburger - Frisk E. Coyote - 07-13-2007

Me is in!