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- Shadowknight - 01-11-2006 First off I don't wanna know why you keep USED condoms and second *rummages through nearby trashbin* here ya go one pie. - DragonMasterX - 01-11-2006 *Wakes up* mmm, cream pie, my favourite... *eats all pie* Thanks... About the wallet, I was just saving them for the day I got mugged. And this one has a bomb... *takes out wallet with a lighted bomb in it* It would be funny to know how it got there *throws it thru the window* *blast* Whoops, I hope the blue car's owner isn't near here... - Shadowknight - 01-11-2006 *50 foot monster appears out of nowhere* Monster: WHO SMASH MY CAR!! Shadowknight: *points at DMX* - Gunter VanCrimson - 01-11-2006 ...Gunter... sleep com...bat... mooode.... (sits up and sleep-runs at the monster) I thought I told you to stay in nothingness.... bitch.... (gunter sleep-kicks the monster's ass, then sleep-pays for the damages with his own money. he then drops to the ground, sleeping motionlessly again) zzzzz.... wooooo.... tha's a big 'un.... heeeeyyyy..... bad dragon..... no...zzzzz..... dont rape me.... Renamon digivolve to- Leather Kitsunemon..... zzzzz.... argh- no.... no... *twitches in sleep* why have I bound myself?.... - DragonMasterX - 01-12-2006 mmm.. Well, maybe I was wrong, he sure helps when he's out of his mind! And you shadowknight... You better go for that Pizza before he awakes! *gives him wallet* - Shadowknight - 01-12-2006 *takes wallet* I'll be back in a sec *puts index finger and middle finger to forehead* DARK WARP!! *dissapears and reappears two feet from his starting position* guess I need more training on that one *notices a pizza building right across the street* I love plot devices. *walks into pizza place and takes a number* 192,016,725,982,936 wow they must be busy. Owner: now serving number 3. Shadowknight: I might be here awhile. - Gunter VanCrimson - 01-12-2006 pizza... in.... the fridge...zzzzzz put it in the mic...ro...wave.... and heat..... for 10..... sec....onds.....zzzzzz No...don't.... stick that there....ohhhhhhh..... - Shadowknight - 01-13-2006 I got a better idea. *leaps into the air* DARK BOMB!! *knocks away all other customers then finds the person with three*. Shadowknight: yeah can I get one with everything on it, one with anchovies, one plain cheese, one meatlovers, and one with mushrooms, bacon, anchovies, and pineapple. *looks out door* WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT!! - Gunter VanCrimson - 01-13-2006 *snort* none for me.... I'm on a nofood diet...zzzz - DragonMasterX - 01-13-2006 DMX brain: You should have told him that the 3rd wallet only had a butterfly. DMX: Ah, don't worry, he'll find out sooner or later, for now I'm going to put the pizza in the microwave oven. DMX brain: You remember last time? *shift camera showing DMX running like mad while his home burns* DMX: Don't worry it won't happen this time... *takes out pizza from fridge and put into the microwave* DMX: See, I told you it was going to be fine. *takes out pizza* *walks to Gunter* DMX: What's that smell? DMX brain: Pizza, idiot... *turns around* DMX: Uh oh... *microwave oven starts a fire* DMX brain: You should try to listen to me sometimes, now save something! Uhh, I have to save my friend! *walks out quickly from house with Pie oven* And now for Gunter! |