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- DragonMasterX - 01-19-2006
You sure we can't just jump through that bench?
*jumps into the ranch*
Wasn't this protected by a shield?
*walks into manor*
Weren't the gates guarded by soldiers?
*takes out pepsi*
Wasn't his fridge bobby trapped?
*takes a look at watch*
Wasn't the break time of this manor from 7 to 8?
Oh right, I got my clock advanced 1 hour... mmm, 7:59:59...
*every clone soldier you can get inside the manor points his weapon at DMX*
Wasn't I supposed to be outside? *fridge explodes*
- Gunter VanCrimson - 01-19-2006
*every clone soldiers' heads suddenly blow up.*
oops. I was aiming at their guns...
- DragonMasterX - 01-20-2006
Hey thanks Gunter! Let's mug this place out!!!!
*takes out bazooka* *blows Palpatin statue*
- Shadowknight - 01-21-2006
Hey if you find a lifesize leia in her slave outfit I got dibs on it. *rummages through drawer* Episode 6 alternate ending: luke's father is chewbacca! Wow how drunk was lucas when he wrote this. *continues rummaging through drawer and pulls out a small cylindrical tube* what's this? *pushes button and a beam of light shoots out of the tip* Now this I can use. What else is in here? Hey I found his credit card!! Ebay here I come!!
Almost forgot nice pics DMX. All worship the power of the dragon.
- DragonMasterX - 01-21-2006
Bah, shadowknight got the best things around...
*sees keys from the remains of the statue*
What are these...? *rest of the statue breaks and reveals secret locked door* Well, I won't lose anything if I try opening... *puts keys in keyhole*
*door opens automatically* *gets sucked into another dimmension*
WHOAA! *keeps floating and comes across with a floating Pie*
This cannot be! George Lucas limited edition Pie! *grabs Pie* *swims back to entrace* *Kristie Alley appears*
Kristie: Give me Pie! Me hungry!
DMX: Go away you fat bitch!
Kristie: I'm not fat! WAAAAH!! *goes swimming to a nearby volcano*
DMX: That was too easy... *gets back to own dimmension*
Hehe, all this suffering was worth for this Pie! *trips and drops Pie in the ground, destroying it*
No... Why? WHY!? WAAAAAAH! Why you left me!?
To Be Continued....
- Shadowknight - 01-21-2006
creepy twilight zone voice: submitted for your approval a young man who's only wish was to enjoy a pie.
Shadowknight: who the hell are you?
Creepy voice: uhh your not supposed to see me i'm the narrator.
Shadowknight: you can't fool me your one of lucas's lackeys aren't you!? *pulls out new lightsaber and starts it up* now you die *Lightsaber goes out* stupid cheap batteries.
Another creepy voice: use the for...
Shadowknight: The force!
Another creepy voice: no you idiot the fork! look over on that table.
Shadowknight: I guess that'll work.
- DragonMasterX - 01-21-2006
I could have used that fork to eat my Pie... *sniff*
Now it will be used as a mortal weapon...
It reminds me of that time in the white house...
*shift camera to white house*
DMX: Naah, I don't want to act for family guy...
I wanted my Pie... *sob*
- Shadowknight - 01-21-2006
Hey I bet it's this creepy guys fault that you lost that pie.
Creepy guy: how could I be responsible for that?
Shadowknight: I don't know. but destroying you will make us happy so sucks to be you.
- DragonMasterX - 01-21-2006
You gave me another reason to live, to destroy assholes like this!
*turns into flamedramon*
Die you scum!! *shots fireballs like mad* *narrator dies*
Let's see if you mess with any more of my Pies now!!!
- Shadowknight - 01-21-2006
we shall become superheroes and defend pies everywhere. We shall be: The Super Leaque Of Pie Loving Destroyers Of Those Who Hate Pie And Digimon or TSLOPLDOTWHPAD. No? How about: The Crimson Shadow Dragon Clan. I like that one.