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One of the greatest evils our society faces... - m335h73r - 05-05-2004 Been a while huh? I know this is an issue that many people feel very strongly about, so in advance I would like to apologise if the heated debates bound to ensue here offend anybody. However, I can stay silent no longer on the issue of the veritable demon that is ravaging homes, corrupting our youth, and using up valuable resources. Have you guessed to what it is that I refer? ......... Bread. This seemingly harmless grain-product has been linked to - and so evidently CAUSES - most of society's ills. Are you willing to accept my word for it? No? Then luckily, I present a manifesto crafted by a group of the most informed people in the known world: anonymous internet users. Perhaps you remain suspicious, but truly, who can doubt their genius after reading their informative and unbiased dossier? The Anti-Bread Manifesto Wrote:More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.DISCUSS! - Wisemon - 05-06-2004 I no longer eat bread; it's forbidden by my diet. I'm not on the crazy Atkins'; my diet is healthier and more effective. Anyway, I only eat cereal, so I'm not a bread user. - Shadowshard - 05-06-2004 O_O Nooo!!! That means that...oh, great...I'm gonna die sooner...oh well.. Wait, is white bread worse for you? And what about tortillas?!? If they cause you to die faster, then I really wouldn't care. I'd still eat tortillas. Quote:Perhaps you remain suspicious, but truly, who can doubt their genius after reading their informative and unbiased dossier? Heh.. Well... maybe I shouldn't trust it...it is rather biased ^^ - UnknownH - 05-06-2004 that's weird but because you have a bouncing boobies icon I let it go - FinalEnix - 05-06-2004 Is pizza bad for you to :shock: I ratter die than stopping eating pizza - m335h73r - 05-07-2004 No offense to all you Vet's out there. But when it comes to satire you people are morons. - UnknownH - 05-07-2004 no I got it I was making a joke cause of the boob icon - Red Mage Dragon Tiamat - 05-07-2004 hmm i don't avoid food only of some written words. :P hmmm, pizza *munches* - FinalEnix - 05-08-2004 Ancient Veemon is right by a few words I dont stop ating bread - Gabu - 05-12-2004 *eats bread* What you say??? Oh.. bread is bad for you... I'm just gonna die real soon then... :cry: |