you know those things you can add to just about anything to make it much more awesome? well if you made it up or heard it somewhere else post it here to be judged
"on fire"
application: descriptions
EG:
guy1: a car that like has jets and wings but cant fly they are just for show
guy2: you know what would make that even more awesome? if it was on fire
"Tanks are the Key to ANY victory, as you well know" General Kwai from C&C Generals: Zero Hour
" you can live to love and love to live. But to live and love you need to know your own mistakes." Quoted from me.
"The existance of flamethrowers proves that someone, somewhere once said, 'I want to set those people over there on fire, but I just don't want to walk over there to do it.'"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'll kick you in the balls repeatedly."
-both quoted from my brother
"Everyone says I'm creepy. Everyone says I'm dangerous. Everyone says I'm insane. But that's not true, I have the heart of an innocent little boy! ...Its in a jar underneath my bed. Wanna' see? I've got quite a collection!" -Quoted by Moi.
my first ever funny qutoe is in my sig
"In every alley, rapists gather around to look at the new rapist protection posters on the walls. The latest update will have a photo of Raymond sporting a shit-eating grin, holding two thumbs up and winking as if he approves. Underneath that photo a single statement: Don't rape this person. He tries to rape back. printed in bold and all capitals." -Classmate of Mine
"I've got a 36-inch breaker bar, which would be perfect for breaking some face."
-me, to Raymond one day on YIM.
"Beggars cannot be choosers" Owl from Animals of Farthing Wood.
lol i didn't really mean quotes but alright that works to quotes are fun
"if knowledge is power and power corrupts then wouldn't librarians be the most evil people on earth?"
~me.. kinda i changed it a little because it was boring