I'll store that away for later.
The capsule contains a heavy bazooka.
"HAHA DIE CONGRIS DIE. YOU CHOSE THE WRONG WAR MWHAHAHAHA." Ahem
The capsule contains..... Flamedramon with a 13 inch dick horny already for your pleasure.
Garnet: *opens the capsule, goes in than closes the capsule, yiffing sound came soon after*
The capsule contains a sexy, hot, armor less female flamedramon, horny belong anything
*puts it on disk and places the file in a folder marked "Cliche"*
Capsule contains...Samus' final smash aka shoop da whoop. (brawl)
Crimson: *opens the capsule towards the FOX news network* Heh heh...enjoy the complementary Zero Beam.
The capsule contains a barrel of radioactive waste which may or may not give you superpowers.
*Gives it to my friend*
The capsule contains a bottle fill with cum.
*devours the contents* i feel fine! *keels over* now i'm not...
Capsule contains...a cuddly plushy of Flamedramon!
A CHIBI FLAMEY!!!!
The capsule contains my shoop da woop laza!
Crimson: Meh, I already have a laser. Say hello to...MR. SUPER MEGA DEATH RAY! *fires at the moon and blows a whole through the center* I'm sure that won't have any environmental consequences at all!
The capsule contains a moon rock.