Finally laid.

This is an unfortunately saddening tale, one about the digimon that is 
rarely lucky enough to get any. This will be rather disgusting, and the 
author hopes for you to bare with him. He is not doing this for his own 
health, and in fact may be shortening his life span by writing it.


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On many nights in the digiworld, there have been sunsets so marvelous they 
soften the heart of any Gatsomon, and black as coal nights that make 
Scorpiomon want to cuddle. There are sometimes endless grass fields that 
even make a Piedmon feel romantic, and beautiful beaches that could get a 
Raremon laid.
This, however, is not their tale. Some may wish it was, especially when 
they discover whom it is that is the center of this story. It is, 
regrettably, Biyomon.
This little pink bird, as innocent as she may appear, has many 'o night 
gotten finger cramps from loneliness (The author will allow the reader to 
make of this what you will, and assures you that you are indeed correct). 
This little pink bird, helplessly (and recently) in love. We'll be getting 
to the object of her affection shortly. As a side-note, it isn't important 
to know, and almost (but not quite) an interesting fact that the only reason 
she has the ring around her leg is her bondage fetish. This little pink 
bird, in love with another digimon (nothing suprising, really), and with a 
large secret. Yes, you heard right. This secret is the cause of the 
dimensia the author is experiencing while hopelessly pounding away at the 
keys of his computer, and why only the brave should be reading. We'll be 
getting to the secret when it becomes important, as the author would prefer 
people to actually read his work.

"Oh," said Biyomon, on one of those nights, "Veemon, how I-I-I-I!!!!!!!!"
The reader can again make of this what you will.
"How I wish you were here", she slowly said to no one in particular. She 
then promptly fell asleep in a puddle of herself, and then even more 
promptly rolled over and fell out of the tree she was in. This is how her 
nights have been going recently. Please herself while thinking of her 
heart's desire, fall asleep, then out of a tree. It was a routine, and it 
worked for her. While on the ground asleep (she never bothered to get back 
up), she would often dream of being in Veemon's arms. If she was in a kinky 
mood, she would think of being around Ex-veemon's large (as he was a 
champion at the time and she is a rookie) digi-hood. This usually led to 
more cramped fingers in the morning.
It all started a few weeks after she met Veemon. She had always had a 
secret (not the secret that's to come) longing to finally get laid, and had 
subscriptions to all the digimon magazines of that nature, but nobody seemed 
willing to answer her ads. She thought a lot to herself, dreamt to herself 
as it were, about the meat of multiple digihunks she spent lots of time 
with. Agumon, Gabumon, Gomamon, and even Tentomon and Patamon. But, they 
were all interested in only Palmon and Gatomon. Palmon, as they all knew, 
was great in the sack as Lilymon, and no one could ever figure out how 
Gatomon could stay in her champion level. They also knew that Angewomon 
could get any guy, and they hoped to be it. That just left Biyomon alone to 
cramp her fingers and fall out of trees.
Then, the new Digi-Destined arrived, and a whole new set of cramped fingers 
followed. One might think, and it would have made sense, that Biyomon would 
try to attract Hawkmon. You would also, still logically, think that Hawkmon 
might want to try for her. Well, he was more interested in figuring out why 
he ended up with the crested eggs normally possessed by female digimon and 
partnered with female Digi-Destined, and eventually went gay. He is now one 
of Biyomon's favorite girlfriends and shopping buddies. That, of course, 
leaves Armadilomon and Veemon. You might think that the author has 
forgotten about Patamon, but that has not been the case ever since 
Nefertimon was caught riding the pony. Biyomon experimented with thoughts 
of Digmon, with those large drills, and so many of them, but she later 
dismissed him. He was found shopping with Hawkmon. That narrowed it down 
to Veemon.
Veemon was always nice to her. He rarely talked to her, and seemed a bit 
shaky when he did. Biyomon was curious. She toyed with the idea of the 
nieve newbie coming to full digi-hood. It would be her first time too, if 
they did it. She liked the idea as a virgin would, given the prospect of a 
cheap motel with nobody around, which is exactly what happened.
She made plans one night, after waking up on the ground. She would lure 
him to a hotel, seduce him (as best a bird could manage), and have her way 
with him. You may not think it all that wrong, but then, you don't know her 
secret. As it stood, she loved Veemon and wanted little pink Yokomons of 
her own. She would do it that very next night. After making reservations, 
of course.

"Hi, Veemon." she said the next morning, hovering a few inches from the 
ground.
"Oh, uh, Biyomon. What's up?" Veemon replied shyly.
Biyomon flew up a few feet and said, with a smirk, "It looks like I am!", 
and gave a cute little laugh.
Nervous, Veemon said, "So you are-" and gave a nervous little laugh of his 
own. "What are you doing around? Got any plans?"
"No", she said as if she had a secret, which she did, but it's not that.
"Oh, someone as pretty as you has got to have plans" he said, picking up 
that she had a secret. She beamed at what he said.
"You think I'm pretty?"
She landed next to Veemon, he blushed.
"Well, yah." he said in a very timid voice, looking both away and into his 
chest, still blushing.
"As a matter of fact, I do have plans. I'm...um...having a party, and 
you've invited!"
Veemon was nearly dazed. He had always liked older women, and someone as 
athletic as Biyomon could drive him up a wall.
"Really? That's great! When is it?" He could feel his libido getting the 
best of him, but he let it subside.
"Tonight" she replied, off-handedly, which was easy seeing how she had no 
hands.

It may be interesting to note that Veemon has no life. He would try for 
Gatomon, since his partner was desperately trying for her partner, but that 
was pointless as she was riding the bat-pig digimon, we still don't know 
why. He might have even tried for Palmon, but she regularly had Gabumon and 
the rest. Lucky plant. Hell, he even often wondered what Hawkmon and 
Digmon were doing shopping all the time, and if would help him pass the 
time. He regretted to find out, but we won't get into that. That left him 
with Biyomon, to which we already know he had a crush. He doesn't, however, 
know that she likes him as well. He, even more, has no idea what's to come 
that night.
Veemon arrived at the hotel, and saw that no one else but Biyomon was there.
"Am I early?" he asked her, his mind beginning to wonder.
Before she answered, she went over to the door, shut it, locked it, and 
nailed it shut.
"No, it's just you and me", she answered. Then took off the ring around her 
leg. She stood there, with the ring now in her hand/wing (which could have 
been considered naked, but isn't), and her other hand/wing on her hip.
"See anything you like?" she said to him, knowing very well by the look on 
his face he did.
"You're-you're-you're NAKED!!!!!!" Veemon stammered.
"Well, no. Not yet" she then moved a few feathers out of the way, 
revealing the area between her legs. "Now I am." She went over to sit next 
to Veemon on the bed. He was positively euphoric, and just sat there like a 
deer in headlights.
She then made a motion, usually reserved among birds to catch worms in the 
grass, toward Veemon's crotch. It wasn’t all that different in the end. 
She started sucking.
"OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!" Veemon howled.
"What's wrong?"
"You have a beak, not lips."
"Should I stop?"
"No, no. Keep going." Veemon said, his dick getting harder by the second.
Biyomon started again with her tongue, and waited until little Veemon was at 
full attention. She then reached behind the bed and quickly handcuffed 
Veemon to the headboard.
"What are you doing?" Veemon asked, not really caring at this point.
"Isn't this a bit more fun?" Biyomon asked, lowering her featherless cunt 
onto Veemon's stiff dick. Veemon agreed. They had a lot more fun (and a 
little whip cream) over the next few minutes. They fucked for a good two 
minutes, then Biyomon stopped and got out the whip cream. She spread the 
whip cream over his legs, chest, neck, tongue, and penis. She then licked 
it off, in that order. She could taste more than the whip cream on his 
dick. She went a little faster. Veemon cried out, and she got the full 
taste of it.
"Oh, no. You're not done yet" she informed him, to his delight. "It's 
you're turn."
She then placed a cherry between her lips (not in her mouth, mind you), and 
moved up until her pussy was up to Veemon's face. He licked it, licked the 
sides of the cherry’s new home, then ate the cherry, and ate her. She let 
out a cry of immense joy. It was truly happening, she thought to herself.
"That's it, Veemon!" she cried. He quickened his pace.
"Oh, YESSSS!!!!!!" she cried out again.
"I'm cumming! I'm cumming! I'm...digivolving?-" she managed to get to the 
side before almost crushing Veemon's head.
"-to Birdrmon!" she almost took off the roof of the hotel. With that, she 
came all over Veemon's mouth and head. He drank it all and said, "I'm not 
done with you yet!"
"Veemon digivolve to...Ex-veemon!" he broke free of the handcuffs.
He jumped and grabbed at her, sending them both through the roof. On the 
way down, he pulled himself up to her and jammed his dick into her cunt. He 
pumped as hard as he could, and they landed with a THUD, Birdramon on 
bottom.
Ex-veemon kept her pinned, still fucking her tight hole, and she loved every 
second of it.
He flipped her over after about three minutes and they did it doggy-style.
"I'm almost there!" Birdramon yelled out.
"So am I!" screamed back Ex-veemon.
"Armor Digivolve!" Ex-veemon hollered, and became Flamedramon.
"You're even harder!" Birdramon managed to say between grunts.
"And you're not the only -dramon in town anymore!" Flamedramon said, 
thrusting his dick between her legs. He could feel her sweet juice running 
down her legs, and down his dick onto his body. He knew she was there. And 
he wasn't far behind.
"Birdramon digivole to...Garudamon!" She screamed, Flamedramon falling to 
the ground.
Now, this is the secret. This is the disturbing thing Biyomon had kept 
hidden.
Flamedramon's jaw dropped. "You're a guy?!"
"No, I'm all woman!" she said defensively. Not at all convincingly, judging 
by her appearance on the show.
"But you've got a dick!" Flamedramon said in a stupor.
She saw that his dick was still ripe, and ready to blow at a moment's 
notice. She didn't want to lose her opportunity. She did the only thing 
she could, she picked him up and rammed his hardon into her ass. To those 
readers that like what's happening, the author congratulates you're 
lifestyle and is now reaching for his gun, please stand still. Flamedramon, 
however, is coping quite well with this new situation.
"Oh, yyyyyyyyyyes, uhhhh, yah!!!!" he said, pounding away at her ass.
"I'm, I'm, I'm, yah!!!!!!!! I'M CUMMINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!" And indeed he did, 
squirting nearly half a gallon of pure, 100% Veemon up into Garudamon. She 
really liked the stimulation.
"That was great" she said, happily.
"Oh, I'm not done with you. You're still got a lot to learn," Flamedramon 
said. He went around, and gave she the best blowjob any girl could ever 
receive (and it was, in fact, a very good one), but the author believes that 
to be disgusting, and won't mention that. He also won't mention the amount 
of cum Flamdramon swallowed in the process. It will be mentioned, however, 
that when the author saw this, he thought it was hideous. He thought it was 
so hideous he thought his lunch might want to see it to verify, which it 
did, and agreed.
The two laid down in the parking lot, gazing into each other’s eyes. They 
had returned to their in-training forms. Veemon’s mouth was still dripping 
with cum, and Biyomon had cum running out of her ass. This was the happiest 
moment of their lives.
“Do you think” asked Veemon, “that you can have sex with only one person, 
and be bisexual?”
“With me, baby” replied Biyomon, “anything’s possible.”
Veemon reached down and fondled Biyomon’s feathery cunt and said, “You know, 
I’m not gay.”
“I know” she said, and they fell asleep in each other’s arms.
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The author would now like to reflect on the fact that this wasn’t his idea. 
He only wrote what he saw, and it is all the truth. The sick, disgusting, 
horrifying truth.


The author would like to get response to this lemon, and (if supported) 
would like to write things more explicit, and less gay.
Any comments, or smacks across the head via e-mail, can be sent 
to 
vegeta8472@saiyan.com


~Vegeta
(The Alpha and the Omega)