This lemon by Red Rover contains adult concepts from the television show Digimon.  Do not proceed if you are under eighteen or the material is illegal in you jurisdiction.

 

A comedy spin-off inspired by Digistar DBZ.  Thanks to SonimodB, Christine, Togashi, Metal Mikemon, Tank Cop, Hellravenmon, and Boss Reo for letting me write it.   This one takes places after we all watch Dark Jester's 'Sora's Return';

 

The Critics Series #13

 

Jodan’s Shattered Hearts Commentary

 

 

JODAN- (Watching from the darkened hallway.) Damn, Madman’s got all the lemon writers captured. Good thing I went to the bathroom, but now I will need help. Maybe the lemon reanimator can help! (Runs to reanimator.)  Let’s see, obviously more lemon writers won’t help.  But Red Rover held a contest to identify who the Mysterious Man was. Let’s see if one of them can help! (Sets machine, and activates.)

DARKCATMON- I am reborn!

JODAN- Ah, you won Red Rover’s contest?

DARKCATOMON- Ah no… I guessed everyone from Mimi to Harry’s Kendo teacher.

JODAN- Damn, sorry, had this thing set on contest losers. Sorry.

DARKCATMON- Hey wait a min…(Blinks out of existence.)

JODAN- OK then (Resets machine.) There we go, let’s see who won second after Gabumatic. (Machine burst into light.)

DIGIMONSH- Whoa, what a rush!

JODAN- You the guy who got second place in the contest, trying to identify Madman?

DIGIMONSH- Yup, I am your man.

JODAN- Great, how did you figure it out?

DIGIMONSH- Dude, he did write Edited by Madman at the end of every lemon. It is kind of obvious.

JODAN- Kay, I feel dumb for not getting it. But now, we need to team up and destroy the corrupted and evil Madman!

DIGIMONSH- Actually, I was thinking more of groveling and begging for my life.

JODAN- … Madman’s right behind me isn’t he?

MADMAN- Oh yeah.

 

 

Back in Madman’s lair….

 

JODAN- (Hanging from his ankles over a vat of boiling piranhas.) Um, can I apologize for that evil and corrupted bit?

MADMAN- Yeah, but it won’t help.

DIGIMONSH- (In a separate cage.) I’d like to really thank you for bringing me here, Jodan.

MADMAN- Anyhow, time for the interrogation.

JODAN- How did you find us anyway?

MADMAN- Duh, I edit the lemons.

JODAN- Ah, yes.

DIGIMONSH- Where are the other lemon writers?

MADMAN- One room over. I didn’t feel like remembering all their names. And they change them half the time. Somimodb, Sonimodc, Sonimon… Talk about split personalities.

JODAN- This from the guy who was called Mysterious Man the first 10 chapters of this series.

MADMAN- Brave, whoever you are.

JODAN- Merely an up and coming lemon writer.

MADMAN- (Turns to conveniently located giant screen.) Well, let’s see some of your works.

DIGIMONSH- (Reads screen) Jodan’s Shattered Hearts. A lemon writer famous for Veemon and Gatomon lemons, as well as his detailed plot and lemon scenes.

MADMAN- Sounds good, let’s watch. (Lemon starts playing.)

 

Shattered Hearts

 

MADMAN- Romantic title.

JODAN- Well, it is a lemon.

 

Written by: Jodan
Co-Writer: DarkGatomon2k1 (a.k.a. Akuji)

 

DIGIMONSH- Co-writer? How come she’s not here to share the credit?

JODAN- (Squirms as a piranha jumps out of pool, extremely close to his face.) Dark is welcome to it.

 

Disclaimer: We do not own Digimon. Bandai and Toei Animations do, as well as being associated by Fox Kids. The only characters not owned by them are Marika and AquaVeemon, whom are owned by a friend of Jodan’s.

 

DIGIMONSH- Man, how many people help you with the lemon?

JODAN- A few.

DIGIMONSH- So how come you’re here and they’re not.

JODAN- (Looks down at vat of boiling piranhas) Just lucky I guess.

 

Authors’ Notes:

Jodan: This story is based on a series of pictures by Marika. You can see her work at http://www.digiartistsdomain.org/.

 

DIGIMONSH- Ah, good old DaD.

 

DarkGatomon2k1: [to self] I have to check out that art… [To audience] Don’t read this if you’re of a young age…or if your parents are around.

 

DIGIMONSH- You mean it’s okay for us to read if our parents aren't behind us?

 

Jodan: [interrupting] Which means if your not allowed to watch rated R movies, get lost!

 

MADMAN- Yeah like that will work. That's like telling a fat person at a free all-you-can-eat buffet that they can't have any.

 

DarkGatomon2k1: [sweat drops] Anyway… ^_^; also, this fic does not represent our thoughts or feelings.

Jodan: We feel Gatomon and Veemon oughta get it on every damn day-

 

DIGIMONSH- I see we have a Veegato fan here. Lillymon’s my personal fav.

 

DarkGatomon2k1: [interrupts] Him more than me… -_-;

Jodan: …but for plot purposes, she’s with the pig. I’m sorry. So, on with the story!

 

MADMAN- I am guessing the pig is Patamon.

JODAN- Good guess.

 

DarkGatomon2k1: [to Jodan] I still say he’s a flying hamster…

 

DIGIMONSH- Poor patamon, can’t get a break. Hamster or pig?

MADMAN- At least we don’t have Togashi and Red here to get in an argument about gender. Good god, those two could argue about it until the end of time. It's a good thing I know what he really is.

DIGIMOISH/JODAN- What?

MADMAN- A flying potroast.

BOTH- Uh-Huh, that really helps... (realizing what they just said) please don't kill us.

 

His heart was broken. What more could he do? He did everything to impress her! He learned to dance (via Davis, who was a lot better than anyone would have ever guessed, especially at break dancing).

 

MADMAN- Veemon learning to dance from Davis?  Don’t you see a height problem in that? And who leads when you dance with a Digimon, anyway?

 

He practiced talking in the mirror for hours

 

DIGIMONSH- Talking to Gatomon would be more effective.

 

He wrote poetry.

 

MADMAN- How hard would it find something to rhyme with Gatomon? Every Digimon ends in mon.

JODAN- (Reading Poetry) Gatomon, you're the mon. Without you I feel gone. Oh, Gatomon.

MADMAN- You're crazier than I am.

 

He was practically considering tattooing her name on his back,

 

DIGIMONSH- There’s a commitment.

MADMAN- That would be hard to hide if he met someone else, considering he never wore clothes.

 

And most incredible of all, to protect her, he fought a champion digimon in his rookie form while she was too injured to battle…and he won!

 

MADMAN- Obviously he won, or he wouldn’t be here.

 

It was most likely a miracle that Veemon only came out of the battle against GuarDramon with about two-dozen visible and internal bruises, a brand new scar, and a fractured skull.

 

DIGIMONSH- Where does he have a scar?

JODAN- Hard to see on blue skin.

MADMAN- I am more curious about how someone who's head can shatter steel can get a fractured skull. Unless, of course, it was me doing the fracturing.

 

It wasn’t that Gatomon wasn’t impressed. She was incredibly impressed. And, it wasn’t that she wasn’t appreciative either. Her exact words were, “That was the bravest thing anyone has ever done for me.”

This was side by side with the time Wizardmon sacrificed himself. Twice the observers of the fight could’ve sworn he was dead.

 

MADMAN- Why would people be simply be watching?

EVERYONE (Including members from the other room)- Cause they couldn't stand a chance against who they were fighting.

MADMAN- Oh, you mean kinda like right now?! Losers.

 

Twice he was lying motionless with no signs of getting up or even breathing.

 

DIGIMONSH- If he was dead, he would break up into atoms, wouldn’t he?

JODAN- So I missed one detail about Digimon physics.

 

If she ever had even the slightest lack of confidence in him, it was reclaimed thrice over. Bt confidence doesn’t do it. Neither does thankfulness, and neither does being impressed. None of these things bring love. Love is completely unpredictable. It could be brought by a fat ugly mon, who sits on his ass while she’s in trouble. Specifically Piggymon.

 

MADMAN- Piggymon, that’s a good one.

DIGIMONSH- I guess we are talking about Patamon.

JODAN- Good guess.

 

But, it wasn’t his fault. It wasn’t her fault either. He didn’t know whose fault it was, but God knows if he found that guy, Veemon would shove his blue foot so far up the guy’s ass, Veemon would have to wear him as a pant leg.

 

DIGIMONSH- I am guessing he is harboring some feelings towards Patamon.

MADMAN- All I know is I have a nasty image right now.

 

So there he was. The blue guy. The most reliable. Most likely the most respected digimon since the incident with GuarDramon, but he didn’t give a Chuumon’s ass. Right now, he was right there. Sitting in the rain. His ass flat down on a boulder. His feet in the mud, and his head slumped down on his hands.

 

MADMAN- Veemon sounds depressed.

JODAN- You think?

MADMAN- (Eyes Glow) Was that an insult?

JODAN- Is there an answer that won't get me killed?

MADMAN- My souces point to... NO.

 

He didn’t want to go back to the real world with Davis today. He didn’t want to comfort his best buddy about his problems… not when he had his own. He didn’t want to go back to his goddamn in training stage. He just wanted…to be alone. He didn’t need to feel sorry for himself. He already had 11 people to do that for him. All of the new Digidestined and their digimon saw the look in his eyes when she ran to Patamon for comfort after thanking Veemon for saving her life, and giving him a ‘friendly’ hug.

 

MADMAN- Okay, right there I would snap.

 

A hug. He wasn’t sure who to be mad at, but he was damn sure it was somebody. And then it turned to sorrow. He realized it. He couldn’t do it. He couldn’t make her love him, only be better friends with him. And so the anger ended, the depression began, and here he was.

 

DIGIMONSH- Anger, then depression. What comes next?

MADMAN- Acceptance?

JODAN- More like accidental setting of explosives near certain flying pot roasts.

 

“Poor fellow…didn’t know what he got himself into,” Gennai mumbled as he watched from the screen in one of his Digiworld monitoring rooms.

 

MADMAN- He can watch the whole digital world? That brings new meaning to the term peeping tom.

 

"This wasn’t what I had hoped for. We need him. I was hoping he would find a mate in that cat he had eyes for, but apparently, it cannot be. "

 

MADMAN- I like the way he talks about mating them like pure bred dogs.

JODAN- I don’t think Veemon would mine if he had to mate with Gatomon.

 

“We need more protection. Not just the Digidestined, but digimon who can fight as soldiers, and Veemon is the perfect soldier. Relentless, thoughtful, strategic and overall incredibly strong. Properly trained, two of them could eliminate an ultimate.”

 

MADMAN- Trained, meaning arming them with semi-automatic weapons.

 

“We need more than just one of these legendary ‘ultimate soldier’ digimon, and I was hoping to be able to have more.”

 

DIGIMONSH- I could see the posters now. 'Help save the Digital World! Find a Mate and get it on!'

JODAN- I’d join the army for that.

 

“Fortunately, there is another suitable mate for him, the only other armor digivolving female in this world.”

 

DIGIMONSH- Gennai’s playing matchmaker now?

 

A small smile appeared under his moustache as he went to make contact with her.

“So alone…so alone…” he heard the blue warrior mumble to himself, still sitting on the rock with the rain beating against his face, concealing his tears.

“THAT’S HIM???” a strange digimon asked, standing amongst the trees, next to Gennai in his Mechanorimon.

“Are you displeased?”

“Displeased? HE’S A FUCKIN’ HUNK! Who was it that turned him down again?”

 

DIGIMONSH- Love at first site?

 

“A Gatomon”

“A Gatomon? Why would a hunk-a- mon like him go after a Gatomon?!?”

 

MADMAN- Because they’re seems to be a 20 to 1 ratio of boys to girls in the Digital World, so pickings are slim?

JODAN- I would hardly call Gatomon slim pickings.

 

“Well, that’s where you come in. Do you think you could do it?”

 

DIGIMONSH- Man he sounds like a pimp!

 

“What are you kidding? I’m wet already! And I don’t mean from the rai-”

 

DIGIMONSH- Whoever this is, she is just the personification of class.

 

“Okay! Save it! Jeesh.”

Gennai, having his work completed as matchmaker, punched a few coordinates into the panel and the large remote machine digimon started to carry him home. The digimon watched him walk off and then turned her attention back to the handsome stranger. She sighed blissfully and rested her head on the branch of the tree she was hiding behind, happily fantasizing of long walks on the beach, beautiful candle lit nights in the meadow staring at the sky, and, of course, sharing physical love.

 

MADMAN- Man, she’s pretty sure of herself.

JODAN- Think about it for a moment. If a beautiful stranger came up to any normal heterosexual male, and said, 'I need sex', what would you do?

MADMAN- Good point.

 

She didn’t even notice herself blushing a dark shade of purple, as all blue digimon do.

 

DIGIMONSH- At least we know she’s blue.

 

Veemon, oblivious to his secret admirer, continued to stare at the mud, which rippled with every raindrop. Gatomon knew he liked her. She knew it well. But she wasn’t like Kari, to string him along torturously even though she didn’t return the feelings, she was straightforward and kind, and was very clear that Veemon was one of her, if not, her best friend, but that’s all they would ever be.

 

MADMAN- The let’s be friends speech. Driving a knife through his heart would be easier.

 

He understood and accepted it, as Davis would have done if Kari hadn’t been such a teasing bitch. The back of his mind was trying to figure out why she liked the pig, but the rest of it was repeating that it didn’t matter, because it wasn’t his fault, and nothing could be changed. He suddenly felt a pang of anger, and knew better to not let it well inside him. He quickly stood up, and punched the boulder behind him, which was about 6 times him size, shattering it into pebbles.

 

DIGIMONSH- Visualizing that as somebody? Patamon perhaps?

JODAN- A good chance.

 

“Ohhh yeah…” she said to herself checking out his pecks as he just punched a huge boulder into pieces. “Now that’s a mon…” Her dreamy happiness suddenly faded as she realized something. “…What if he doesn’t like me…?”

 

MADMAN- He’s vulnerable, angry, and probably horny as hell. I’d say you got a chance.

 

She slumped back against the wet bark of the tree into a sitting position, looking at herself. She was thin, but not muscular like he was. She knew most digimon didn’t care about breasts like humans did, but some did.

 

DIGIMONSH- I'd like to have Lillymon come out topless, and see how many digimon wouldn't care about that.

 

What if he was one of them? Hers were only about medium perky size, and like all other womon (with the exception of four of them), they only came out when she was either doing it, or getting ready to.

 

DIGIMONSH- Well she beats Gatomon in that respect.

JODAN- Not if she was Angewomon.

MADMAN- Veemon and Angewomon, that be an odd couple.

 

She was one of the six mythical armor digimon put in the Digiworld to help defend it from evil, but more could be made.

 

MADMAN- If she was one of the six, where the hell has she been?

JODAN- I’m getting to that.

 

She was the partner of Marika, an American Digidestined who came late because of problems with her parents… and the accident, which ended both their lives. She had the ability to transform into aquatic Dramon, her partner being the Keeper of Dignity, obtaining bronze armor and claws as the armor digimon named AquaDramon…but was she good enough for him?

 

DIGIMONSH- She’s thin and has a decent chest. And she’s willing.

 

Her confidence slowly faded the more she thought about it…until she realized this wasn’t just about love. She needed to help Gennai defend the digital world. She didn’t know much about him, just that he was one of the friends of the Digiworld Guardian of America. She had to do this.

 

MADMAN- Great pick up line. Veemon, we must have sex or the future is doomed!

DIGIMONSH- Sounds like the plot line to the Terminator

 

Veemon turned around aggressively to footsteps striking a fighting stance. “Bring it on! I need a good fight right about now!”

 

DIGIMONSH- I think he needs something else.

 

Much to his confusion he heard a giggle as AquaVeemon entered his view…but he wasn’t sure what she was. She looked like him. Nearly exactly like him, but she was clearly female, she was a much, much lighter shade of blue, and she had small fins in various places on her body and at the end of her tail.

 

MADMAN- Her eyes went to her butt rather quick.

JODAN- Just like any other normal male.

 

“Who are you?” he asked curiously, lowering his guard. She was blushing furiously giving a dark shade of purple just like he did when he was embarrassed.

“Hi,” she replied nervously. “My name is AquaVeemon.”

 

MADMAN- Isn’t Veemon a male name?

JODAN- Yes but she’s AquaVeemon, big difference.

MADMAN- Ah.

 

Veemon’s heart skipped a beat, as Gatomon fell out of his mind, and shook hands with her. “My name’s Veemon. Pleased to mee'cha!” he beamed with a huge grin. “What brings you to this neck of the woods?”

 

DIGIMONSH- Sex.

 

He continued to hold her hand, forgetting to let go, even though they stopped shaking. She didn’t mind at all.

“Well…I…um…”

She suddenly realized…she didn’t have an excuse or anything! She couldn’t just walk out there and kiss him and see if a relationship started.

 

MADMAN- I don’t know, I think that might work.

 

Her mind raced to come up with something to say until Veemon spoke up.

“Your shivering…there’s a cave a whiles that-a-way where I have a fire going, would you like to come in?” he asked, his thumb pointed in the opposite direction.

She blushed even more, although it was practically unnoticeable in the poring rain. “Sure…” was all she could think of saying.

 

DIGIMONSH- She was saying many things to Gennai before.

 

Her heart nearly stopped when he started to bring her to the cave, hand in hand. It was five-minute walk of silence, which felt like five wonderful years to her, while Veemon was just trying to decide if he was really over Gatomon.

 

MADMAN- Looks like he is going to be over somebody shortly. Or under, perhaps.

 

They reached the cave, about two stories up a mountain via natural stone and dirt ramp. They both walked in to the mouth, displaying a small dying fire in the middle of a circle of stones about 4 feet in radius, and furs, sheets and blankets of sorts covering the stone ground.

 

DIGIMONSH- If everything here breaks up into atoms when killed, then where do they get pelts?

JODAN- The came from the same place where the fast food joints, trolley cars, and phone booths come from.

 

Veemon grabbed a couple logs and tossed them into the center of the fire making it grow stronger. She sat down next to it happily, feeling its warmth hit her skin. He leaned against the wall and watched her. He never heard of another Vee digimon before, and Gennai told him he was the only one. A unique.

 

MADMAN- You guys are ‘special’.  Like the special kids in schools- you'd be sitting in the remedial class with a circle of paper, writing the letter A with a safety pencil. (Anyone who recognizes that gets a gold star.)

 

He was told there were only a few unique digimon, three of them being himself, Armadillomon and Hawkmon. He knew technically Gato and Pata were uniques because they were able to armor digivolve, but there were still other Gatomon and Patamon.

While he was thinking, Aqua was thinking to herself also. What do I do from here? She asked herself.

 

 

MADMAN- Cover yourself in honey, and say dive in.

 

/Isn’t it obvious?/ a voice in her mind told her. The voice she heard sounded just like her, except a higher pitched, more naïveté.

Well…not really…

/Seduce him, genius!/

Seduce him…? I don’t think I can do that…

 

MADMAN- Hello?  He hasn’t had sex at least since he came out from under that egg? It wouldn’t take much.

 

/What? With your figure, you got no problem! Just seduce ‘em, bop ‘em, and your jobs finished!/

This isn’t just about sex! I think I want to get to know him. He’s really sweet. She smiled as she remembered how nice it was of him to invite her here to get warm by the fire.

/What, like a relationship? Why can’t you jus’ bop ‘em?/

“Because I’m not a slut!”

 

MADMAN- Oops, forget to make that an internal dialogue.

 

“What did ya say?”

AquaVeemon turned around to Veemon and blushed furiously realizing she just said that out loud. “Um…nothing…I just said…I…got a cut.”

 

DIGIMONSH- Nice save.

 

“You do? Where?”

AquaVeemon searched her body for the inevitable cut which had to be somewhere, from her many battles, or from just screwing around or something.

 

MADMAN-A double entendre, perhaps?

DIGIMONSH- Why, yes, there’s a cut on my tail too. Please search very carefully…

 

She found one on the back of her hand. And held it up to Veemon who took it.

“Hold on a sec,” he said going to the back of the cave. She watched curiously until he came back holding a long thin leaf. “This herb should help the sting.”

He tenderly wrapped it around her hand. She probably should have been watching what he was doing, but she couldn’t stop starring at his face, so tender and loving…and a rugged scar crossing the eye. She smiled.

“Thanks,” she cooed, softly pulling back her hand and holding it, realizing the stinging from the cut was gone.

 

MADMAN- If it was stinging before, how come she took so long to find it?

JODAN- Shhhhh, no pointing out plotholes!

 

“No prob!” Veemon said sitting down next to her.

By now, they were both dry.

That was it. She loved him. She didn’t know why, she didn’t know any of his interests, she didn’t know much more than she’s seen since she’s met him about an hour ago, but she loved him. “Oh what that hell, I’ve got nothing to lose and everything to gain.” She muttered a little too loudly.

“Huh? Whoa-”

 

DIGIMONSH- He’s saying whoa?

 

Veemon couldn’t finish his shocked statement as she quickly leaned in and pressed her lips against his. She then pulled out. They were both silent for about 10 seconds which once again felt like 10 hours.

“What was that for?” he suddenly asked confused.

 

MADMAN- Because I am horny.

 

“Because…I like you,” was all she could think of saying.

After 5 seconds of silence and non-movement, like lightning they were both lying on the floor hugging and kissing to the point you would figure they were suffocating. For 15 minutes, they did nothing but kiss and hug and make out until he was leaning against the wall and she was sitting in his lap.

 

DIGIMONSH- Well, Veemon does know foreplay.

JODAN- Obviously not from previous experience.

 

“Y’know…” Veemon started. “I’ve only known you for about an hour… but for some reason, I feel a strange bond…and I love you too.”

 

MADMAN- Well, that got Gatomon out of his system pretty quick.

 

They both blushed. They started kissing again, until about five minutes later; she figured this was her chance. She broke the kiss and reached down. She was a virgin, and didn’t know anything about male anatomy aside from what Marika told her. Marika, to say the least, was popular with the boys. How else could this be put?

 

MADMAN- She is a slut.

 

She was somewhat of a slut.

 

DIGIMONSH- Whoa, she must be one if her digimon said so.

 

Not that the term meant much to Aqua. She’d done it at least nine times, and each time she told Aqua in vivid detail. Aqua didn’t think about sex much, except for when Marika was telling her about it, but every once in a while, maybe once every month or so, she couldn’t sleep at night. She felt very strange, and wouldn’t be able to sleep, unless she got herself alone, and, well, exercised certain parts of her body until she was worn out.

 

DIGIMONSH- I like that, 'what are you doing in the bathroom Aquaveemon?' 'Exercising.'

 

She would do the best she could. She put her left hand down to his crotch and started to massage it in semi-circles.

“HEY! What are ya doin’?”

 

MADMAN- And don’t stop!

 

“Veemon…I really love you…and I’ve wanted to do this for a long time.” This was all true, but she wouldn’t usually be this straightforward.

 

MADMAN- A long time?  She only saw him hardly an hour ago.

 

“Listen, I don’t know if I’m ready for all of this…” he said backing away against another section of the wall.

 

MADMAN- How may more years you need to wait?

 

When he stood up, she noticed his muscular chest and pecks, and realized his shyness to the art of sex was somewhat of a turn on.

 

DIGIMONSH- She's so horny, the rocks are probably turning her on.

 

“Just relax…” she whispered, advancing on him on all fours seductively.

 

DIGIMONSH- Well, one part of him isn’t quite relaxed.

 

He did as he was told and leaned back against the wall as she reached down and started massaging again. For a about fifteen seconds, Veemon did nothing but sit there and sweat, which also turned her on.

 

MADMAN- And Veemon looks turned on as well.

 

It came as a faint sound at first, but soon from the back of his throat, he started to make quick paced moaning sounds, close to the sound of a whimpering puppy, as he closed his eyes. He relaxed more as his tool started growing out of its sheath.

 

DIGIMONSH- Looks to me like he’s standing at attention.

 

She started to rub the area around it, putting her curious smooth hands through the thick patch of gray ventral fur surrounding it.

 

MADMAN- He’s got hair?

DIGIMONSH- And its gray? What is he, part Gazimon?

 

“Ooh Aqua…” he moaned softly as she touched it, not even realizing that out of her lust, both her breasts had exposed themselves, and she was wet in between the legs. She started to move her soft hand up and down it, getting slightly louder moans from Veemon. “Ohhh…ooh Aqua…ah!” he grunted as she did it slightly faster.

He decided to return the favor as he moved forward pushing her on her back, an put one mouth on her breast, both of them blushing wildly, as he began to kneed the other.

 

MADMAN- Yup, looks like Veemon does like breasts.

 

“Ooh, Veemon…your g-good at this…oohhhh…” she stuttered as he gave her his treatment.

He clutched her breasts hard, licking the solid nipples, biting them gently in turn. He rubbed her nipples passionately. She moaned as his hand slid down between her legs and started to rub her slowly. He then returned his attention to her nipples.

 

DIGIMONSH- Definitely likes breasts.

 

His part slowly rubbed the edges of her cunt as he did so, making her moan louder. He suddenly stopped, and moved his head down her body, making her smile, as she knew the oncoming experience. He leaned forward and kissed her folds. She gasped and smiled. He kissed her womonhood a few more times, just using his lips, and rubbing Aqua’s swelling clit with his nose.

 

MADMAN- Veemon’s nose is a sharp point. That would hurt.

JODAN- Obviously its not that sharp.

 

Her face went from relaxed happy to ecstatic as she felt the wave of pleasure, while Veemon put his hand through her ventral pubic hair and licked her labia.

 

DIGIMONSH- She has pubic hair? She is a dragon.

JODAN- And most reptiles can speak and transform into powerful creatures as well.

 

He then pressed his lips firmly against her slit and pressed his tongue against her clit. His tongue slid in and out gently, touching the sweet spot and nuzzling between her legs. After a while of this, Veemon slid his tongue deep inside her and moved it around. After a while of this, she began to breathe hard.

 

MADMAN- Only now she’s panting?

 

“Oh god…oh g-god v-Veemon…ugh…”

She started to grind her hips into his face, which he did not mind in the least. She found this more romantic than anything. He licked her hard and deep now, wanting to taste her juices. Aqua moaned and laid on her back, spreading her legs some more. He licked her faster and she moaned some more. Veemon licked Aqua’s clit with quick powerful strokes. He felt her muscles begin to jerk with each lick. He slammed his tongue inside her and sucked hard on her clit. She moaned long and loud. He sat back up.

“Your turn,” he said backing up and falling on his back.

 

DIGIMONSH- Looks like Veemon thinks all this is a good idea now.

 

She whimpered from her sweet spot being denied its attention, but was more than happy to oblige as she crawled over to him.

What was it Marika told me to do again? she thought. Marika always told Aqua ways to turn guys on incase she ever found the right guy. I suppose I should just follow my instincts…

 

MADMAN- I think the fact the Veemon’s sitting down exposed, her instincts have been right so far.

 

She moved her face to his 6.5" inch tool, it slowly disappearing into her mouth, slowly starting to move her hand up and down it extracting moans from the blue dragon.

 

DIGIMON- How do the woman know exactly how long they are?  Do they carry a tape measure?

JODAN- That would be funny if Aqua started taking measurements.

MADMAN- (Making hand signals that looks like meauring) I'm sorry Veemon, but you're a little small, so I'm going to have to throw you back.

 

Her head bobbed up and down a little quicker, making Veemon breathe heavier. She finally pulled him free of her muzzle and gripped his swollen shaft in a gentle hand. She ran it up and down, his shaft so wet with his juices and her saliva. She hooked her paw over the tip to rub it in a circle, smiling softly as he arched his back in pleasure.

“Oh…oh man…oh god aqua…you’re so skilled with it…nngh…”

 

DIGIMONSH- I don’t think it would matter if she wasn’t right about now.

 

He was cut short as her tongue rolled over the tip of his leaking tool with speed and pressure, abrading it softly, her silken tongue pressing hard enough to feel like sandpaper.

 

MADMAN- Her silk tongue felt like sandpaper? Contradictory.

 

She engulfed him again with her muzzle, her cheeks closing around it, her lips sealed over it. She began again starting a little quicker than before.

Aqua’s hand moved down her body, her fingers spread her flaring petals wide as she began to finger herself.

 

DIGIMONSH- How come you are calling her Aqua instead of Aquaveemon?

JODAN- Because I am too lazy to type out the Aquaveemon every time.

MADMAN- 'Petals'? Dude, that's pretty fucking cheesy.

 

At first, she only swirled them around her oversensitive little nub, but as Veemon groaned long and low, her fingers sank into her. She sucked on him hard as she pressed the first two, then three fingers deep into her sex.  Aqua panted heavily now, as Veemon’s hips rocked back and forth. They were really getting into it now. She cried out under her breath as she felt the tingling culminating slowly, wanting it to be him inside of her instead of her fingers.

 

MADMAN- I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.

 

She released his monhood, then used her hand to spread his juices along his length, causing him to close his eyes, moaning.

 

DIGIMONSH- Geeze, she’s been sucking on him for a while, I think he’s wet.

MADMAN- I'm surprised they haven't drowned yet.

 

She moved her hands over his muscles and arms, and she knew it. She knew that she was ready. She moved up to him and enticed him with a deep kiss. She slowly straddled Veemon, still sliding her hand up and down his solid shaft. Veemon opened his eyes again, watching her very carefully as she scooted forward a little, bringing her slit closer to his pulsating rod. He moaned as she rubbed the tip hard and fast for a couple of seconds. She then pressed his rod between her legs and rubbed the tip between the lips of her burning womonhood.

 

DIGIMONSH- You like the terms monhood and womonhood, don’t you?

MADMAN- He’s certainly used them enough.

 

Veemon gasped and moaned loudly at the sharp tingling sensation it caused. It was so hot and wet. She moved her thighs slowly, moving her hands at the same time, masturbating him against her slit. Veemon’s chest began to rise and fall more quickly. Would she finish him like this, rubbing her cunt on his shaft? He watched Aqua very carefully, squinting from the blinding pleasure her motion was causing.

 

MADMAN- How could he watch her if the pleasure was blinding?

JODAN- It’s an expression.

 

She had started to breathe harder, too. She was obviously getting as much as she was giving. Veemon moaned as she pressed his shaft against her slit harder, causing to tip to slip inside. She held still. Aqua slowly moved her thighs up and down, using short, even strokes. Only the tip of Veemon’s swollen rod was going in. The aqua coloured digimon moaned as she did this, beginning to pump her thighs a little harder. Veemon moaned, pushing his hips forward to get more depth, but she wouldn’t allow it.

 

DIGIMONSH- Isn’t that being a bit of a tease?

JODAN- She came out of nowhere, proclaimed her love, and has him half inside her. That is hardly a tease.

 

The blue dragon warrior looked at his new mate pleadingly, wanting her to continue as she leaned in for another kiss. She continued to barely screw him for a few minutes. Finally, she slowed down and grasped his tool underneath her. She pressed him in further than before. At first, they both almost choked through their locked lips, until she moved her head back. He moaned again as the she eased the entire length of his shaft inside her, getting past the resistance of her hymen.

 

MADMAN- Looks like she’ll have a story for her digidestined.

 

She yelped as he forced his way beyond it, and then leaned down and kissed him passionately, holding still at first, then slowly beginning to pump her thighs. AquaVeemon gasped as her entire body tingled. She was a virgin. She wasn't going to last. Neither was he. Veemon gritted his teeth.

 

MADMAN- I don’t think she is a virgin anymore.

 

“Oh…OH…OH GOD…OHH V-VEEMON…”

At the same time, Veemon was making an equal amount of noise as he put both his hands on her chest while she reached down and felt his manhood stretching into her wet self. They went up and down at a quick pace. Veemon shut his eyes and held her thighs as she pumped him franticly. She began to moan. He started pumping his thighs against her rhythm. He became dizzy… near fainting from passion and lust.

 

DIGIMONSH- Oh yeah, fall asleep half way through. She’ll just love that.

 

His cock throbbed and tingled inside the female digimon as she pumped his furiously, nearing her own orgasm.

“Ooh yeah…ohh god…ahhh…ugh…A-Aqua…”

She started to gyrate faster practically slamming down on him as he squeezed her breasts harder, she could see their shadows dancing on the walls, as they were both humping covered in sweat.

 

DIGIMONSH- Do reptiles even sweat?

JODAN- We’ll say Veemon types do for the sake of the lemon.

 

“Ohh-hh V-Veemon…I-I can’t hold th-this much longer…”

She slowed her pace, but started to go harder, practically crushing his hip bones as they both shouted out.

“ V-VEEMON! AHHH!”

“AA-AQUUAAAAA”

 

DIGIMONSH- I half expected him to yell out Gatomon.

JODAN- That would be a bad idea.

 

Veemon gritted his teeth and exploded inside Aqua right before she locked up and shrieked with her orgasm. Veemon moaned in unexplainable, but not all that unpleasant pain as Aqua continued riding him as he squirted his final drop into her hot cunt. Her juices were tickling him as they ran down his sides. She slowed down and kissed him passionately.

And it was over. Just as soon as it began it was over.

 

MADMAN- Just as soon?  Hell, the foreplay lasted fifteen minutes.

 

“Veemon…I…”

He pressed one finger to her lips to hush her as she pulled out and laid down next to him as they cuddled together to sleep. This was, indeed, true love.

 

DIGIMONSH- Or at the very least, two digimon working off years of sexual tension.

 

TO BE CONTINUED…?

 

MADMAN- I would think so. Let’s see pimpmaster Gennai make up some more couples.

 

Jodan: There. I wrote a lemon.

 

MADMAN- Was that you?

JODAN- No, that’s me speaking in my lemon.  I use : in the lemons and I use - here.  Very easy to distinguish.

MADMAN- (Eyes flare up) Was that an insult?!?

JODAN- Uhmmm... No.

MADMAN- Damn straight.

 

DarkGatomon2k1: [interrupts, whines] With my help too…

Jodan: [irritated] Yes, yes, well…I was kinda sick of those lemons, which was very simply:

“Hey, TK?”

“Yes, Kari?”

“Ever since I met you I’ve loved you and haven’t had the chance to tell you since we’re always in danger and because of Davis, but believe me I love you. I know it’s hard to believe but I do and I’ve just been shy this entire time I really hope you like me back because I love you so much. It was driving me crazy, but now I’ve finally let it out so I want to know what you think. So, what do you think? Keep in mind, I love you very, very much and I’ve always loved you since the moment I’ve seen you. Do you love me? I have to know!”

“…oh…”

 

MADMAN- I will admit, there is something to plot.

DIGIMONSH- Of course, sometimes you want it quick.

 

Jodan: And then they had hot passionate sex. The end. That’s what a lot of lemons are like. Annoying isn’t it? JOIN THE RESISTANCE AGAINST BAD LEMONS!

DarkGatomon2k1: [pouts] Then, how was my lemon then...? T_T

 

MADMAN- Not a bad lemon. An excellent character, Aquaveemon.

DIGIMONSH- Yeah, I am a Lillymon fan myself, but Aqua was sweet.

JODAN- Well thanks, but she wasn’t my creation. Anyway, can you let me down now, the blood’s rushing to my head.

MADMAN- Well, at least something will be there.

JODAN- And how can I be hanging from my legs over a vat of boiling piranhas anyway?  Wouldn't boiling water kill the fish?

MADMAN- Supreme power here, remember? Anyway, enough questions, let us go back to talk to the other lemon writers. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
NARRATOR- The Madman has captured the lemon writers’ last hopes.Who will save the lemon writers now?

MADMAN- Didn’t I kill you? Ah, screw it; I already got my one villainous laugh per lemon.  Not going to waste another one on you.

 

 

And that was the continuation of what is now called Madman's Critics series.  And grats to Gabumatic and DigimonSH for figuring out who the Mysterious Man was.   Thanks to Jodan, DigimonSH, Dark Jester, SonimodB, Togashi, Metal Mikemon, Jodan, Tank Cop, Hellravenmon, Darkmon, Lord Archive, Christine, Canius, Gabumatic, and Boss Reo.  Any comments, requests, question, writing  tips, etc, e-mail me at mrredrover@hotmail.com.

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