Here is a MST of Angeteen’s lemon “There’s More Then One Way to Quit Smoking” made with Angeteen’s permission.
So here we go.
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The mighty Tank Cop, Lord of all lemons, Master of all writers, King of Hentai (I could go on like this forever ^_^ ) enters the Absolution and approaches Tom. TC puts a gun to the back of Tom’s metal head.
TC: Tom, don’t try anything stupid. Just move out of the chair, go to a escape pod and get out! I’m taking over!
Tom: But you can’t! The Absolution will only obey me.
TC grins.
TC: Not anymore. I did a little reprogramming on the Absolution’s main computer core. She will obey only me now!
Tom: YOU BASTARD!
TC: I know. ^_^ Now get out!
Tom leaves the Absolution in a escape saying he will return.
As Tom drifts out of site TC travels in the elevator down to the transporter room.
TC: Computer. Beam up Davis, Kari, and Ken.
Computer: Yes Master.
Within seconds the transporter pad fills with light as 3 kids appear on the pad. Davis with his soccer, uniform on, Ken with his school uniform on, and Kari was the most shocking, she was naked and wet she was having a shower during the transport!
TC, Davis, and Ken: *looking at Kari* 0_0
Kari: Where am I? What is this place? What are you all looking at?
Kari looks down and sees that she is wet and naked!
Kari: EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! PERVERTS!
A hour later after Kari gets dressed in a tank top, panties ,and jean shorts TC gave her and the rest of us stopped rubbing out the red hand prints on faces. We finally got down to why they where brought to the Absolution.
TC: So that’s why I brought you all here.
Kari: Just to review a story that you made into a film?
TC: Yep, I used the ships computer to make a film version of the story.
Ken: That don’t sound that bad, I’m in.
Davis: Me too.
Kari: So when do we get started?
TC: Right now.
The group and me take the elevator to the theater room. They enter the room and take a seat in this order. Davis, Kari, and Ken. I then shut and lock the door and go to the control room. The others start to wonder.
Davis: Aren’t you going to join us in here TC?
*Loud Speaker* TC: No thanks, I have to start the film and monitor the ships systems. So have fun. He, he, he! ^_^
Ken: I got a bad feeling about this!
The lights in the theater dims as the lemon starts and Davis tries to put his arm over Kari’s shoulder and she smacks his hand away.
>Theres More Than One Way to Quite Smoking
Ken: Try the new Amuinade! That will stop you.
Kari: Ewwww I can’t believe that sicko’s would drink that stuff.
Davis *turning green*: That wasn’t a new kind of cool ad? *vomits into the barf bag placed in the seat in front of them.*
>Angeteen
Davis: Who is Angeteen?
Kari: Angemon’s little brother.
>Disclmier: If I owned digimon the girls would have filed a restraining order on me.
Kari: I already have one of those restraining orders on Davis.
Davis: I can’t help it if you have a fire escape next to your bathroom window.
>Oh what a minute…they’ve already done that. ^_^;
Kari: we did?
Ken: I did it for you after I heard my Yolei was being staked.
>TankCop requested this.
All at the same time: How surprising!
TC *in the control room*: He, he, he! ^_^
>I have mixed feelings about doing a lemon
Davis: What a lemon?
Kari: A fruit, just like you, but not as sour!
Davis *gets steamed*: I know that, I meant in a story sense?
Kari: I don’t know? Do you Ken?
Ken: No idea?
>that has spanking in it,
Ken: So one has been naughty.
>so that might explain why I didn’t linger to long on it (that and I had trouble prolonging it). So, >everyone, read and enjoy.
All at once: Like we have a choice!
>The bell above Yolie’s family store rang as T.K.
Kari: Oh my sweet TK is in this.
Davis: What does TM have that I don’t?
Kari: Me! ^_^
>opened the door and, steppted inside. Once inside, he browsed around for a moment, trying to >find a certain object.
Ken *as TK*: I wonder if they have those new viagra for teens in yet!
Davis: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kari *pissed*: SHUT UP!
>After several minutes of patience, he found what he was looking for
Ken *as TK*: Here’s that teen viagra! *WHAM*
Kari *with a large mallet in her hand*: I told you to shut up about that!
>…a small pack of condoms.
Davis: I didn’t know they made XXXS size condoms! *WHACK*
Kari: *puts her mallet away* Don’t push me Davis!
Ken: At least he is having safe sex with you Kari.
Kari: of course, I will be damned if I get pregnant at my age.
>He felt a little giddy about holding them,
Davis: Do you feel the same way holding him Kari?
Kari: Shove it Davis!
>but he knew that since this was Yolie’s
Ken: Oh my lovely Yolei is in this one too! ^_^
>work hour, he might be able to use a little fast talk, and talk her into letting him buy them.
Ken: He should have just asked me for some, I have like 5 left.
Davis: where did you get them?
Ken: Yolei. She told me if it not protected sex, then I don’t get to have sex.
Davis: Lucky bastard!
>Taking the condoms up to the front counter, he laid them down, and waited. After several >moments went by, and nobody came, he wondered what Yolie could be doing that was taking up >so much time.
Davis: They need one of there bells to ring.
>Deciding that whatever it was she was doing must be important, he waited several more moments >and still saw no sign of her.
Davis: Maybe she’s taking a crap! HAHAHAHAHA!
Ken: I didn’t know you where into scat Davis! HAHAHAHA!
Davis: HEY!
Kari: HAHAHAHAHA!
Davis *pissed*: SHUT UP!
>Finally, after getting annoyed, he began to look around the store, seeing if he could find her. He >tried out the back, thinking she might be fooling around with some kind of package that was >dropped off.
Ken: Hey Davis, I’ll bet you 10 bucks she is not?
Davis: Your on.
>She wasn’t there.
Davis: Damn! *gives Ken 10 bucks*
Ken: Thank you! ^_^
>Thinking to himself that if Yolie wasn’t at the counter, and she wasn’t out back, then the only >place she could be was in the little area inside of the store where her and her parents go to rest at >during their lunch break.
Davis: I didn’t know they had a break room in there store?
Kari: Nether did I?
>Knowing for sure now that if she was going to be anywhere it had to be here,
All of them: No really?
>T.K. tried to think up a speech to give her about staying out front where people needed her.
Davis: Oh God not one of his boring speeches again.
Ken: He better not give Yolei a headache.
Kari: He means well.
>As he got to the door where she was sure to be, he opened it and what he saw shocked him!
>Yolie was reclining on a couch, smoking a cigarete!
Kari: I don’t believe it!
Ken: Its a lie, it has to be!
Davis: 0_0
>”Yolie, I…I don’t believe it!”
Ken: Nether do it!
>T.K. stuttered. “Since when did you start smoking?!”
Ken: I would also like to know.
>Hearing T.K.’s voice, Yolie almost dropped the cigarete she was holding! “Um…T.K.” she said >in a nervous voice “so…how have you been doing?”
Kari: She always did know how to change the subject pretty fast.
>”Good enough, but I’m not so sure about you. Don’t you know that stuff will kill you?”
Kari: Not to mention makes your breath smell like a dead fish.
>”I can’t help it”
Ken: LIAR!
>she cried “I just need something to smoke every once in a while. And besides that, how is it any >of your business?
Davis: Ohhhh!
Kari: Big mistake.
>”Because I’m the one that will tell your parents”
Davis: Busted!
>T.K. said, getting ready to go. Jumping up, Yolie grabbed him by the arm.
Kari: Hey! Hands off my man!
Ken: That better be a panic grab.
>”Please don’t tell them about this!” she cried. “I’ll just die if they find out!”
Ken: You will die if you keep smoking to.
Davis: So it a lost, lost thing.
>Stopping for a moment, T.K. thought to himself
Davis *as TK*: Here chest is bigger then Kari’s! *WHAP*
Kari *putting her mallet away*: PERVERT!
>”Alright then, Yolie, I won’t do it, but only on one condition.” “Sure, anything” She said >eagerly.
Davis: I feel my Hentai scenes tingling!
Kari: That’s never a good thing.
Ken *shivering*: Did the room just get colder?
>”First off, I want you to quite smoking,
Ken: I’m all for at.
>and second, I want to make sure that you will never smoke again.” “How are you going to do >that?” she asked nervously.
Davis: My Hentai scenes are on fire!
Kari: Did it get darker in here?
Ken: I have a very bad feeling.
>”I’m going to spank you, and I’m going to spank you hard. Thats how.”
Kari *raging mad*: THE HELL YOU WILL, YOUR NOT HER BOYFRIEND!
Ken *also raging mad*: NO ONE TOUCHED MY GIRLS BUTT BUT ME!
Davis *wisely decides to say nothing*: ….. 0_0 …….
>Yolei’s face turned red from embarassment after hearing this. “Your going to spank me? T.K., I >don’t think I’m young enough to need that sort of treatment!”
Kari: That excuse didn’t work for me when I got spanked for my brother.
Davis: Why did Tai spank you?
Kari: For die coloring his soccer uniform pink as a joke. I didn’t sit down for a week!
Davis: Awww poor Kari. *tries to hug her*
Kari: Don’t touch me! *holds mallet*
>”Well then” T.K. said, turning around to leave “I guess I’ll have to tell your parents then.”
Davis: Busted, again!
>”Okay, okay” Yolie said quickly. “You can spank me.”
Ken *looking like he is about to explode*: THAT WHORE!
>Sitting down on the couch, T.K. motioned for Yolie to remove her pants and underwear.
Kari *smoke coming out of her ears*: THAT BASTARED!
Ken: NO DON’T DO IT YOLEI, RUN!
Davis: This will be good! ^_^
>Standing up, she did so,
Davis: 0_0 My shorts just shrank a few inches!
>and T.K.’s eyes buldge as he saw Yolie for the first time in his life nude from the waist down.
Kari: And the last when I get my hands on him!
Ken: Not if I get to him first!
>Blushing heavily, she scooted across T.K.’s lap, and braced herself for what was to come.
All of them at once: So shall we!
>Suddenly she felt it. hard, vigirous slap on her left cheek.
Ken: My Yolei has been spanked! Thats it TK is a dead man!
Kari: All I can say is that TK better be doing this as a punishment, only!
Davis *wishing he was TK at that moment*: Hit her again, make that naughty girl cry!
>She letted out a soft moan of pain as she felt the stinging on her flesh.
Ken: My poor Yolei.
Kari: Well severs her right for smoking.
Davis: After TK is done with her can I spank her?
Ken *glares at Davis with a cold stare*: Grrrrr!
Davis: *gulp* Never mind!
>Raising his hand again, T.K. gave her right cheek a hard slap which made Yolie cry out just a little >bit louder.
Davis: Cry you bad girl!
Kari: I hope her butt is all red and stings like crazy!
Ken: I should be doing this, not TK.
>Deciding that the ‘warm up’ was now over, T.K. got down to business.
Ken: And called me into finish the job.
Davis: You wish!
>Raising his hand, he began to rapidly assult Yolie’s bottom.
Davis: *starts to eat popcorn* Anyone else want some?
Ken & Kari: No thanks.
>In moments, Yolie was screaming almost without let up as her bottom kept turning a darker shade >of red.
Ken: Why doesn’t Yolei cover her butt with her hands?
Kari: Maybe TK is holding her hands?
Davis *getting very hot* Look at how those red cheek bounce and jiggle as she cries like a baby.
Kari: You a pervert Davis!
Davis: I know. ^_^
>Finally, after T.K.’s hand had gone sore, he letted Yolie get up off his knee.
Kari: AWWW COME ON! TK spanked me twice as hard and used a hairbrush after on my ass when his hand got sore!
Davis & Ken: what?
Kari: *realizing what she just said* 0_0 noting!
TC *from the intercom*: Its break time. Come on out and have something to eat.
The doors of the theater open and the three of them walk out. Have something to eat and talk.
TC: So Kari what’s this about TK spanking you?
Kari: Well I took 20 dollars from his wallet to buy a DVD of Sailor Moon Super S and he found out. My bottom never hurt so much.
Davis gives Kari a hug and to the Ken and TC’s shock she didn’t hit him!
Okay breaks over back to the theater.
They all file back into there chairs in the same order as before. The movie starts back up again.
>Reaching down, she started to rub her sore bottom
Kari: Hey no fair, I didn’t get to rub!
>but T.K. stopped her.
Kari: Good.
>”Hands off Yolie.” “Why?” she asked in pain.
Kari: Hey guys, I know TK so well that I can know what he’s going to say!
Davis: No way!
Ken: Prove it!
Kari: He will say! “If you rub it, it will take out the pain. I don’t want you to do that.”
>”If you rub it, it will take out the pain. I don’t want you to do that.”
Davis & Ken: 0_0
Kari: ^_^
>”But it really hurts!”
Davis: No duh!
>she protested. “Of course it does. Did you really think that I would spank you if it didn’t?” >Groaning, she dropped her hands to her side, wallowing in obvious pain and discomfort.
Davis: I would think so.
Kari: I almost feel bad for her, almost!
Ken: Well severs her right for smoking.
>However, Yolie’s disposition wasn’t lost on T.K.
>On the contrary. Seeing Yolie displaying her ass in front of him like that was making his pants >seem more than a little tight and he figured that he had better do something about it before >leaving.
Davis: WOW……My Hentai scenes got a major hit!
Kari: I don’t like this….
Ken: You better keep your hands off Yolei.
>Looking up at Yolie, he said “alright, now that half of your punishment is over with, the next half >will begin”
Ken: What other half?
Kari: I don’t like this.
>”Other half? What other half? I thought that a spanking was all that you were going to do!” “I lied.
Davis: So Mister goodie, goodie TK finally lied!
>For the other half, I want you to remove your shirt and your bra.”
Kari: WHAT!!! 0_0
Davis: So is this a good time to ask you if you want to go on a date with me?
Kari: not really.
Davis: Dang.
>“WHAT!” “I said I want you to…”
Kari: Don’t you say it again!
>”I heard what you said, what I meant is why do you want me to do that?”
Ken: Because he is a sick pervert!
Kari: He is a cheating Bastard!
Davis: Because now I can score with Kari!
Kari: THE HELL YOU WILL!
>”For the other half of your punishment.” “I mean” she said slowly “why do I need to remove my >shirt for the next half of my punishment? What are you going to do…screw me?”
Ken: I can’t take this anymore.
Kari: Me neither I’m leaving.
Davis: mind if I just wait here and watch this?
Ken & Kari: COME DAVIS!
The groups walks to the door, but can’t open it.
Ken: TC let us out.
TC: *on the intercom* No, sit down.
Kari: Please we want out, I don’t want to see my lover boy screw that four eyed whore!
Ken: EXCUSE ME!
TC: *Intercom* SIT THE HELL DOWN NOW OR I WILL OPEN THAT ROOM TO DEEP SPACE!
The group quickly runs back to there seats.
>”Exactly.”
Kari: THAT’S IT!
Davis: What’s it?
Kari: I’m done with TK, he is no longer my BF.
Ken: Same with Yolei, if she is just stand there letting him do this to her then she’s no longer my GF.
Davis: So Kari, would you like to go on a date with me this weekend?
Kari: Sure why not.
Davis: SWEET!
Ken: Can I come too?
Davis: Sure.
Ken: Thanks.
Davis: *thinking* YES I’m to score with both of the dream lovers. ^_^
>”T.K.! We’re only twelve years old!”
Kari: Yeah like that matters these days.
>”Your point being? Your twelve and your smoking. So what’s with the problem of being twelve >and screwing?”
Davis: He has a very good point.
>”Because its not right!”
All of them: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Hearing this, T.K. burst out laughing. “Miss I-gotta-have-a-smoke is telling me this is not right! >Good one!”
Kari: This coming from Mister I-gotta-have-another-girl-to-fuck-with!
>After laughing for a few more moments, T.K. finally calmed down enough to reagain composure. “Just strip and it’ll be over all the sooner, all right?”
Kari: like he know how to do it any other way!
Davis & Ken: HAHAHAHAHA!
>Feeling like she was only two inches high,
Davis: Yet she is still taller then TK’s dick!
Kari: No argument here!
>Yolie took a deep breath and began to slowly remove her shirt. As she reached for her bra, she >started to hesitate, but after T.K. glared at her for a moment she soon unhooked it and tossed it >aside.
Davis: I GOT IT, I GOT IT! *WHAM*
Ken: You don’t got it! *Hands Kari back her big mallet*
>As soon as it hit the floor, T.K.’s clothes weren’t long in ocompaning it.
Ken: TK wears a bra?
Davis: I didn’t know he was into cross dressing!
Kari: dang it, I told him to give me all my clothes back!
>Pointing to his cock,
Davis: THATS IT!
Ken: Its so tiny!
Kari: Tell me about it.
>T.K. said “time to do some squatting.”
All of them: *Doing squats* And one, and two. And one, and two.
>Walking over to T.K., she guided his prick to her pussy.
Ken: I can’t watch this! *covers his eyes*
>As she was about to sit down, T.K. smacked her hands and positioned it beneath her asshole.
Ken: *moves his hands away from his face* O_O
Davis: DAMN!
Kari: I bet that will hurt!
>”Come on, T.K., please!” Yolie begged. “My ass is killing me!”
Kari: I bet.
Ken: Severs her right!
>”No duh” T.K said, rolling his eyes.
Davis: *as TK* Behold my amazing rolling eyes tricks!
>”Why did you think I wanted to do this? Just for the heck of it?”
Kari: I thought we went over this already?
Ken: We did.
Davis: Well lets do it again.
Ken: Because your a horny pervert!
Kari: Because your a cheating Bastard!
Davis: Because now I can score with Kari! ^_^
Kari: We will see? ^_^
>Letting out a brief sigh, once again defeated, slowly sat down on T.K.’s manhood, wincing all the while in pain.
Ken & Davis: OUCHIE!
Kari: Been there!
>Grabbing the sides of Yolie’s ass, he began to pump her in a steady rthym.
Ken: *grabs his barf back and vomits into it* hhhhrrraaallll!
Kari: THAT BASTARD I WILL RIP HIS COCK OFF!
Davis: *thinking* Damn I wish I could go run into a bathroom to get relief!
>Yolie let out a soft moan as she felt T.K. sliding up and down inside her.
Davis: *as TK* Oh God I think its stuck!
>Steadly, T.K. began to increase the tempo and Yolie felt like her ass had about the >world’s longest piece of shit that just kept flowing out of her.
All of them: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!! *they all then vomit into there bags*
>Well…half of that statment was true,
Ken: Don’t let it be the shit part!
>as far as she was concerned any how. She just hoped that T.K. would soon finish.
Kari: Good luck. I know TK loves to make it last a long time.
>Still going at a fast pace, T.K. began to snake out one hand and began to group Yolie’s >chest.
Davis *as TK* Oh my your breasts are….small.
Ken *as Yolei* But still bigger then flat chested Kari!
Kari: GRRRRRRRRRR *she whacks both of them on the head with there mallet*
>At his touch, Yolie felt stragly arused and repulsed at the same time.
Ken: I’m repulsed.
Davis: I’m aroused
Kari: I’m pissed!
>As T.K. began to play with her tits, his pumping began to slow down a triffle. Deciding >that the sooner T.K. cumed,
Kari: The sooner me and Ken and kill you both!
Ken: Damn right!
>the sooner this would all be over, she closed her eyes and began to get to work.
Kari: *as Yolei* Ok my break if over I have to get back to work.
Davis: *as TK* AWWW come on Yolei I was just about to cum!
Kari: *As Yolei* Better luck next time!
>Clenching her ass as tight as she could around T.K.’s cock,
Ken: *as TK* OH GOD SHE’S GOING TO SQUEEZE MY COCK OFF! OWWWIIIEEE!
>she pulled up everytime he pulled out, and everytime he pushed in, she was sure to >press down.
Davis: @____@
Kari: Davis are you ok?
Davis: @____@
Ken: I think he is in a sex coma, I know how you can get him out of this. *Ken whispers in Kari’s ear*
Kari: *giggles* ok! *Kari lean over and whispers into Davis’s ear* Hey Davis…Me Yolei, Mimi and Sora are naked and having a four some in your bed room waiting for you to join us!
Davis: WHA…..Oh I’m back…I was in a great play, and you where there Kari!
>Soon enough, she felt T.K.’s balls began to constrict as he was ready to cum.
Davis: *as Scotty* Captain It can’t hold back anymore, its going to blow!
>Seizing the oprotunity, she began to frantically push back and forth and soon enough, >she felt T.K. blast a thick coat of cum up her ass!
Kari: >: (
Ken: >_<
Davis: ^_^
>Reclining in the after glow for a moment, T.K. pushed Yolie off him and grabbed a few napkins from the counter and wiped up most of his cum from his body.
Ken: What did he do to the rest of it?
Davis: Made Yolei lick it off!
Ken & Kari: BAKA!
Davis: Hehehehe! ^_^
>After he finished cleaning up, he pulled his clothes back onto his body. Turning his >head to look at Yolie, he said “well that was fun. I hope you learned you lesson today.”
Kari: That the boyfriend I loved is a cheating pervert?
Ken: That the girlfriend I loved is a whore?
>”Yes, I did” Yolie said, lowering her eyes and trying as best as she could to cover >herself up.
Davis: Aww look she is still shy, that’s cute! ^_^
>”Glad to hear it. But just in case you forget, would you mind if I borrowed a couple of >condoms,
Ken: He’s not borrowing them he’s stealing them.
Davis: *as Yolei* Hey, you got to pay for those!
>seeing as how the punishment will be much more harsh?”
Kari: Wearing condom’s will not make the sex more harsh.
>”Go ahead” she said. “Thanks” T.K. said leaving the room. Pulling her clothes back onto her herself, Yolie realized something…she hadn’t cumed during the entire time,
Kari: I knew she was faking it!
Davis: You girls can fake that?
Kari: Yep.
Davis: Damn!
>but T.K. had. Smiling to herself, she wondered what the odds of her seducing Ken or Davis would be.
All of them: O_O
Kari: All that smoking stuff was a act?
Ken: She will not seduces me! But I will happily spank her bare bottom until it blisters!
Davis: She can seduce me any time she wants!
>Thanks for reading this everyone.
All of them: Like we had a choice!
>For those that didn’t like it, feel free to bitch about it all you want.
Kari & Ken: Don’t tempt us!
TC unlock the doors and The groups storms out.
Kari: Send me to TK’s apartment I got to have a long TALK with him!
Ken: I have to have a TALK with Yolei too!
Davis: Send me with Kari, we have a date to go on after she is done with TK.
We go to the transported room and I send them back to Earth.
I then go back to the control room and sit in Tom’s chair.
TC: Computer plot a course around to Jupiter and fly around the plant a few times while I go to the holodeck and run my program, naked anime girl slaves! ^_^
Computer: Yes master.
The Absolution’s engine fire up and then disappears into hyper space.