Dark Diaries
Entry 11 "Revelations"
Written by Rocker Starlight
Permission from Lord Archive
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Erin yawned softly, slowly opening his eyes. He sat up slowly, stretching his
back a little, before realizing his hands weren't moving over his head. Blinking
his eyes clear of the sleepiness, they focused on the young blond sleeping in
the hospital bed, holding his hands tightly.
Giving the hand a squeeze, Erin's mind went over what had happened. Jill and
Brian go missing, the attack at the school, even hearing Jill's voice for the
first time when he was rushing her to the hospital. It almost seemed unreal,
save he was sitting in the recovering room with Jill right now, as she
continued sleeping. Slipping one of his hands from the young girl's grip, he
touched his pocket, reassuring himself of the feeling the coin was there.
The noise of the doorknob brought him out of the revelry. Turning his head
around, he saw Beverly Klink stepping into the room quietly. He watched her
motion for him to be quiet, before waving her hand for him to follow and
stepping back out. Not wanting to leave his friend's side, Erin reluctantly
slide his hand out of Jill's, pulling the sheet over her more, before stepping
out.
As he closed the door, he turned to see the stern look on his caretaker's face
that he had learned to dread. "I spend the day worrying why two of my
wards are missing, with another taking off in the evening on his own. Then I
get two calls in the middle of the night, one saying Jill is in the hospital
emergency room, and the other saying Brian is in police custody. Would you care
to do some explaining about it, as well as how you brought her here?"
Swallowing softly, Erin shifted his feet nervously. "We need a private
place to talk then… This could take awhile to explain…"
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In all the time she had worked for the orphanage, taking care the children who
came and went, never had Beverly Klink ever thought of something like this
happening... She inhaled on the cigarette, sitting outside the emergency room,
watching the children playing through the window in silence. It still seemed
hard for her to believe that what Erin had told her was true, that he was the
dragon man from the news, battling those other monsters. That the witch from
the mall had been staying in her shed and all of this had been going on without
her ever knowing it.
She didn't blame Erin. From how he had explained everything, he blamed himself
enough for almost every single thing, even Selene being adopted, although she
still wondered how he had managed that one. Taking another drag of her
cigarette, she looked into the morning's sky, watching the clouds float by
silently.
"Penny for your thoughts?" Beverly turned her head, at the voice's
owner, almost frowning. A man stood behind the bench she was sitting on, his
black hair puled back into a small ponytail. He had a long, black jacket on,
matching dress pants, as well as a white button up shirt, with a tie that was
half undone. He wore a small pair of rectangular glasses over his eyes, which
were partially done his nose. In his hand was a single rose, holding it near
her.
The caretaker for the Mt. Morris orphanage took another hit, turning away as
the man leapt over the back of the bench, now sitting next to her. "Aww,
come on. You don't need to give me the silent treatment you know."
Beverly glanced at the man out of the corner of her eye, frowning as she
noticed that unique smile he always wore around her. Sighing softly, she tapped
some of the ash off her cigarette. "What is it Jack? Your latest girl drop
you like a bad habit or did you just happen to be here?" She gave a soft
glare at the man as she watched him.
"Hey, you shouldn't give me that look. You'll give yourself wrinkles you
know." Dropping the rose in her lap, he leaned back, laying his arms on
the back of the bench, trying to casually rest his hand on her shoulder.
Glancing at the hand on her shoulder, she moved it, before arching a brow at
the casual man. "What do you want, Jack? I'm not going to fall for your
charms like last time."
Shrugging, Jack continued smiling at her as he leaned forward. "Actually,
I'm here on business. I got sent to investigate some strange incidents, and
part of it lead to someone here. When I saw your name was involved, I decided
to take this case myself."
Narrowing her eyes, Beverly watched her old flame as he stood up. "Incidents?
What incidents are you talking about? And why would my name be involved?" Although
she assumed she knew what he meant, she couldn't say anything. She didn't dare
risk Erin, if it was the case.
Jack pulled a silver lighter and his own cigarette out of two of his pockets,
lighting it up. "Oh, just the monster sightings. Heard they're called
Digimon, you know?" Taking a deep drag, he glanced back. "You should
really give these things up, you know. They really aren't any good for
you." Taking another drag, he waved his free hand, walking away from the
hospital.
Beverly watched at Jack was lost behind the sea of cars in the parking lot,
quickly putting her cigarette out. If Jack was involved, then it meant this had
just gone much higher then the local police or possible even the state. She
rushed past the emergency room's automatic doors, praying that she got to her
wards first.
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Erin sighed softly, leaning his head against the bed Jill was still sleeping
in. It had been a little exhausting explaining the last month to his caretaker,
trying to answer her questions while explaining how the last night's events had
happened. Explaining how he had been keeping Witchmon in the tool shed had been
an especially annoying part of the explanation.
He gave Jill's hand a soft squeeze as he watched her sleeping. From the
expression on her face, she had an angelic look to her face, as she had nothing
in the world wrong. It had surprised him when Ms. K had not been startled to
find out that Jill could speak. She had said something had happened before Jill
had come to the orphanage that made her stop talking. She wouldn't explain
further, saying each of the children had their reasons for being there, and she
would not break their trust by talking about another's past.
Erin looked over as he saw the door open again, blinking at the unknown girl
walked into the room. She wore a familiar light blue dress that clung to her pert
body snuggly, and a wide sun hat that covered her face. Laying a small bouquet
of flowers on the counter, the girl lifted her head just enough to reveal a
little bit of short, dirt blond hair, and a pair of black lips with small lines
extending from the corner of the girl's mouth.
"Umm… Do you know Jill miss?" Erin stood up, trying to place why the
girl looked so familiar as he put himself between her and Jill.
The girl giggled softly, pulling the hat off to reveal Witchmon's smiling face,
her large eyes twinkling slightly. "If I don't, then I've been
hallucinating a lot lately."
Erin cursed under his breath, quickly shutting the door tight, staring in
surprise at the young girl. "Witchmon, what are you doing here?! What
happened at the school?"
The female digimon ignored the questions at first, walking to the sleeping girl
and stroking her hair softly. After taking a few minutes to look her over, she
turned to Erin, shrugging slightly. "Your little friend and I cleared them
out. The only annoying part was catching a few who were stupid enough to try
and run after you. But he called the police after we knocked them all out, and
waited for them while I took off."
Erin frowned slightly, as he leaned against the door. "He's no friend of
mine. But that still doesn't explain what you're doing here."
Taking Erin's seat, Witchmon held Jill's small hand in her larger ones. "Mary
came out and told me about the call from the hospital. So I followed your
caretaker when she drove here, and then went back and borrowed one of Jill's
dresses. It's a little snug, but I like how it looks." Caressing her body
with one of her hands for a second, she smirked at the slightly blush that
showed up on Erin's face.
Before Erin could retort, a knock at the door startled him. Glancing from the
door he was against to Witchmon frantically, he quickly grabbed the hat,
placing it back on the digimon's head crookedly, before opening the door.
Erin was more then a little startled, when he saw Ms. Klink standing outside
his door, her hair a bit frazzled and breathing hard. She stepped into the
room, shutting the door before she gave the digimon a curious glance.
Stepping off to the side, Erin rubbed the back of his head slightly. "She's
a friend of Jill's, Ms. K. They re very close…" He grinned sheepishly,
hoping he wasn't asked for a more detailed explanation as he skirted around
outright lying.
Luckily for the nervous teen, Beverly nodded in acceptance, turning to him. "Erin,
has anyone else been here since we talked?"
A little startled by the tone of voice, Erin shook his head slightly. "No.
I came straight here ever since we talked, and no one has come to the door,
beside the nurse a couple times. Why? What's going on Ms. Klink?"
The caretaker frown deeper as she thought for a moment. "We need to go. Were
going back to the orphanage for a bit." Looking to Witchmon, she nodded
slightly. "I'm sure she appreciates you being here. Would you please look
after her until I can return?"
Witchmon nodded slowly a little startled herself. "I'll wait by her side. Have
no worries." Glances to Erin, she added. "And you take care of
yourself. I've had a really odd feeling ever since I saw you last, and it
hasn't gone away."
Erin blinked at the warning, nodding. "I'll watch myself." Turning to
Beverly, he motioned to the door. "Lets get the kids and go. Maybe then
you can explain what might be wrong." Following his caretaker out the
door, he glanced at Witchmon and Jill one more time, before walking down the
hall, leaving the hospital.
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Erin sighed softly, as he sat at the computer. As soon as they had gotten home,
Ms. Klink had explained that some government agents seemed to be involved in
the investigation over the fights he had been in, one even showing up at the
hospital. Frowning slightly, he ran the CD in the computer, booting up the
Digi-destined Message Board. Ms. Klink had been rather adamant that he needed
to leave, even if it was only for a short time, so the government didn't find
out how he was involved.
He honestly didn't understand how they could, as long as he didn't assimilate. Who
would connect an orphan with a dragon-man looking digimon in armor? Unfortunately,
Ms. Klink had made the point that the mob was in jail, meaning easy access to
be talked with, and it was doubtful they would hold back on who the monster
really was.
Opening the program, he opened the message board, signing himself in. He
ignored the e-mails for a moment, starting to type his message into a new post.
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General Forum: Announcements
Subject: Erin Storm - home hunting
Moderator: Izumi Koushiro
Members: 475
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Message: Home Hunting
User: Erin Storm
Location: Mt. Morris, MI, USA
Time: 07-20-04 21:14:15 GMT
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I hate to be a bother, but I'm afraid I've run into a problem I need some
advice or help on. I'll explain what happened later, but unfortunately it a
small mob got a hold of one of the other orphans here. Besides my friend being
stabbed, the mob were the only casualties. However, it seems my caretaker found
out some government agents have been in the area, and between them and the mob,
I've been asked to leave the orphanage, at least for the time being. If someone
can give me a suggestion on what to do, I'd appericiate it . I'll be packing
some, and checking in while I do. Thanks for your time, and I once again
apologize for being a bother.
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Finishing the message, Erin posted it onto the site, giving a soft sigh. He
stood and waled upstairs, so he could pack what things he could take with him. Packing
clothing into his backpack as well as a small suitcase, a picture on his desk
distracted him a moment.
The picture was of Selene and himself a year ago, both of them dressed up for
the Sadie Hawkins dance at the school. Selene had worn another of her chinese
dresses, a simple black one with small yin and yang symbols on the shoulders
and where the dress held itself. Her black hair was even up in a bun Ms. Klink
had helpd her with. Over all, she looked much better then himself, in his white
dress shirt and black pants. It still surprised him that she had invited him to
the dance in the first place.
Placing the picture into his backpack, Erin stood up, glancing at the clock. It
had taken him a couple hours to get all his packing done. Laying on his bed, he
decided to try and get a short nap, figuring by the time he woke up, the
message board would have enough to time have an answer.
Erin slowly opened his eyes, as he heard his alarm go off. Yawning loudly, he
sat up and stretched, feelign a bit stiff for sleeping in his clothing. Glancing
at the alarm clock, his eyes went wide as he saw he had been asleep most of the
night. Quickly grabbing his suitcase and backpack, he tossed his flannel on,
running downstairs to check the message board again.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Greg Jones
Title: NA
Location: Detroit, MI
Digimon: Gomamon, Frogmon
Time: 07-20-04 21:17:24 GMT
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What the ERROR did you do?!
If you screwed every thing up for us, I will take care of you.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Sue Perns
Title: NA
Digimon: Floramon, Yashamon
Time: 07-20-04 21:17:19 GMT
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I would offer my place to stay. But Mom hates it when I bring strangers over.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Greg Jones
Title: NA
Location: Detroit, MI
Digimon: Gomamon, Frogmon
Time: 07-20-04 21:21:25 GMT
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Words can not express what I think of your ERROR comment, Sue.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Sarah Langley
Title: Holder of the Metal Empire Talisman
Location: Yutaka, AK
Digimon: Toy Agumon, Tankmon
Time: 07-20-04 22:24:47 GMT
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If you don't mind the cold you can come stay here for a while.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: James Norman
Title: Holder of the Unknown Talisman
Location: Yutaka, AK
Digimon: Armadimon, Nanimon/Pteranmon
Time: 07-20-04 22:27:32 GMT
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Are you sure that's wise Sarah? He's got some sort of problem with the feds,
and even if we've got some help form the local police, I don't think they'd be
able to stop a federal investigation.
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Message: Re: Something for Brains
User: Eric Stewart
Title: Holder of the Sword of Spirit
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Digimon: *Lopmon* - Wendigomon - Antiramon
Time: 07-20-04 22:27:57 GMT
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Greg sheesh, calm down. Why don't you lay off the new guy for once? Geez.
Erin's welcome up here! Stop by if you ever get the chance to!
Edit : Koushiro, can't you do something about the translation program? I can't
use any british slang. The word S M E G isn't a proper name so it doesn't work.
I loose so many jokes with this thing on.
Edited by Eric Stewart at 22:28:42 GMT
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Walter Sharpe
Title: Holder of the Deep Savers Talisman
Location: Yutaka, AK
Digimon: Otamamon, Seadramon
Time: 07-20-04 22:29:09 GMT
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James, what are you worried about? We can get him here through the Digital
World, and unless they put his face all over wanted posters, then nobody'll be
the wiser.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Rita Collins
Title: Calming Dove
Location: San Antonio, TX
Digimon: *Floramon*, Harpymon
Time: 07-20-04 22:35:15 GMT
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A few months ago, my family probably wouldn't mind. We just took in Jorge and
Victoria a few months ago. Sorry, Erin.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Kylie Wilson
Title: Bearer of the Oval of Power
Location: (Temporarily) Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Digimon: *Palmon* - Aquilamon - Garudamon
Time: 07-20-04 23:31:24 GMT
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Is that really any way to treat the new guy, Greg? Have a heart. I'd invite him
to my place, but I'm up north with most of the team. I'm sure Garrick could
take him in.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Sean Gagne
Title: Bearer of the Healers Gauntlet
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Digimon: *Patamon* - Pidmon - Cyber Dramon - God Dramon
Time: 07-20-04 23:34:56 GMT
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Yeah, we have visitors from Florida at our place right now. But I'm sure we can
fit Erin in. He just has to pass an insanity test.
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Message: Re: Smeg for Brains
User: Pedro DeCosta
Title: Digimentals of Light, Faithfulness, Friendship, Courage, Hope
Location: Belem, Brazil
Digimon: Minomon, *Wormmon*, Coatlmon/Archelomon/Lighdramon/Shadramon/Bullmon,
Indramon/Sandiramon & Chibimon, *V-mon*,
Depthmon/Gargomon/Lighdramon/Fladramon/Sagitarrimon, Indramon/Sandiramon
Time: 07-20-04 23:38:13 GMT
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I'd offer my place (we sure as ERROR have enough room), but Brazil's quite a
trek from Michigan.
I should know, I've made it ;-)
Anyway, good luck, and I hope everything works out well.
EDIT: OK, so NOW I learn he can't go to the Digital World. After I spend an
hour compiling basic Digital World survival tips. Great.
Edited by Pedro DeCosta at 07-21-04 11:01:32 GMT
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Dwayne Wright
Title: Nimble Cat
Location: Converse, TX
Digimon: *Gotsumon*, Icemon, Insekimon
Time: 07-21-04 00:26:23 GMT
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Guess I wouldn't mind. We've got enough people here to cover for you, Erin. I'm
sure my folks wouldn't mind.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Richard Thompson
Title: Cunning Owl
Location: Converse, TX
Digimon: *Hagurumon*, Thunderballmon, Metal Mamemon
Time: 07-21-04 00:37:47 GMT
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No offense, Erin, but Hagurumon and my sisters are enough to deal with. -_-;
Yes, Dwayne. I'm sure they won't mind...like they don't mind what you and Rita
do about every week...
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Be Ann Leu
Title: Bearer of Badge of Virtue and Digimental of Purity
Location: Pennsylvanian, California, USA
Digimon: Pabumon, Motimon, *Hagurumon, Thunderballmon/Sentrixmon,
Piximon/Taomon
Time: 07-21-04 00:37:56 GMT
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I'm with Eric! Leave Erin alone, Greg! Unless you want me to sic Piximon on
you.
Anyways, Erin is welcome here, anytime. And that goes for anyone here.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Dwayne Wright
Title: Nimble Cat
Location: Converse, TX
Digimon: *Gotsumon*, Icemon, Insekimon
Time: 07-21-04 01:39:27 GMT
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Rich! They didn't need to know that!
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Jorge Gonzalez
Title: Silent Snake
Location: San Antonio, TX
Digimon: *Tapirmon*, Boarmon
Time: 07-21-04 01:40:35 GMT
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Gotsumon and Floramon probably didn't help. I've been noticing Patamon and
Terriermon always going somewhere private when Clint visits, and they've been
driving Victoria nuts. Clint, do anything to her and I'll kill you. That's a
promise, not a threat.
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Message: Re: Home Hunting
User: Clinton Reeves
Title: Wise Wolf
Location: Guadalupe County, TX
Digimon: *Patamon*, Unimon
Time: 07-21-04 01:45:29 GMT
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No worries there, Jorge. I've been able to maintain my composure when that's
happening.ine
And to get things back on track, Dwayne, you seem to be the only one that has
room in their home for him...
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Message: RE: Home Hunting
User: Julia Martinez
Location: San Isidro, Argentina
Digimon: *Piyomon*, Sabirdramon
Time: 07-21-04 01:54:03 GMT
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Sigh... why is it always bad news when he hear something from the most active
teams.
I'm starting to believe David is right about his belief that being a
Digi-Destined only brings pain to people.
I'm sorry but I can't invite you over. Wish I could do more to help... God, I
feel so useless some times.
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Message: RE: Home Hunting
User: James McConnell
Title: Digimentals of Knowledge, Courage, Kindness, Love
Location: Belem, Brazil
Digimon: Nyaromon, *Plotmon*, Butterflymon/Lynxmon/Opossumon/Swanmon,
Mihiramon/Pajiramon
Time: 07-21-04 02:44:58 GMT
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Pedro, you might want to look at this thread here...
[A human evolving into a digimon in Michigan]
Erin can't go to the Digital World. He doesn't even have a Digivice.
Good luck, Erin. I think you'll need it.
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Message: Re: Use the Digital World!
User: Walter Sharpe
Title: Holder of the Deep Savers Talisman
Location: Yutaka, AK
Digimon: Otamamon, Seadramon
Time: 07-21-04 04:45:26 GMT
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Are you people stupid or something? Set up a meeting point and take him to the
Digital World YOURSELVES!
And I thought dealing with Sarah's Nanomon friend was hard...
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Message: Re: Use the Digital World!
User: James McConnell
Title: Digimentals of Knowledge, Courage, Kindness, Love
Location: Belem, Brazil
Digimon: Nyaromon, *Plotmon*, Butterflymon/Lynxmon/Opossumon/Swanmon,
Mihiramon/Pajiramon
Time: 07-21-04 04:47:18 GMT
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Walter, first of all, calm down.
Second of all, from what we know so far, a Digivice is required to enter the
Digital World. Any person dragged into the Digital World either has a Digivice
already, or gets one upon arrival, usually, if not almost always, the former. Consider
Erin's powers, as well as his exposure to Digimon. If he was going to get a
Digivice, he would have one already. And, of course, he's older than even the
oldest of us was when we received our Digivices.
If you want to try dragging him into the Digital World, be my guest, but it
doesn't appear as though the Digital World wants him there, and I don't want to
see what would happen if we tried to force him in.
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Message: Re: Use the Digital World!
User: Stacey Anderson
Title: Bearer of Badge of Heart
Location: Pensylvanian, CA, USA
Digimon: Pichimon, Bukamon, *Otamamon*, Gekomon, Taomon
Time: 07-21-04 06:47:57 GMT
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Excellent point James.
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Message: Re: Smeg for Brains
User: Catherine Ducharme
Title: Flower of the West
Location: Paris, France
Digimon: *Floramon*, Kiwimon
Time: 07-21-04 07:49:34 GMT
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You're welcome to come to Paris if you would like, Erin. We don't get very many
other Digi-destined coming to visit us. And I'm sure that Genevieve's father
will give you a good rate on a room.
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Message: Re: Smeg for Brains
User: Colette Arwall
Title: n/a
Location: Paris, France
Digimon: *Gazimon*, Lynxmon
Time: 07-21-04 08:10:52 GMT
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What the- does Mrs. Louie have you doing endorsements for The Rose Inn now too,
Catherine?
Erin - I'm sure you can find plenty of places to stay with us Digi-destined in Paris
if you decide to come here. You could even come stay at my house if you want. It
might be a little crowded, but look on the bright side: we've got so many kids
there already that Mom and Father might not even notice that you're there
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Message: Re: Endorsements, me?
User: Rene LeSalle
Title: The Disputant
Location: Paris, France
Digimon: *Snow Agumon*, Hyougamon
Time: 07-20-04 08:15:24 GMT
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And if you don't speak French and need someone to translate, I'm _sure_ Ellen
would be happy to act as interpreter. *insert evil grin smiley here*
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Message: Endorsements, me?
User: Catherine Ducharme
Title: Flower of the West
Location: Paris, France
Digimon: *Floramon*, Kiwimon
Time: 07-20-04 08:25:47 GMT
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Colette, I am _not_ doing endorsements for Msr. Riveare! I was just giving Erin
a suggestion of where to stay if he chooses to come to Paris!
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Message: *incoherant screeching*
User: Ellen Belvoir
Title: The Linguist
Location: Paris, France
Digimon: *Hawkmon*, Cockatrimon
Time: 07-20-04 08:42:29 GMT
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RENE! What have I told you about volunteering my services without my
permission?!?!
(oh, and Erin, I'll be perfectly willing to translate for you if you need it
(if you decide to come to Paris).
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