This lemon by Red Rover contains adult concepts from the television show Digimon. Do not proceed if you are under eighteen or the material is illegal in you jurisdiction.

A comedy spin-off inspired by Digistar DBZ. Thanks to SonimodB, Togashi, Metal Mikemon, Christine, Tank Cop and Boss Reo for letting me write it. This one takes places after we all watch SonimodB's 'Izzy Gets Busy."


The Critics Series #5

Metal Mikemon's 'Bond, T.K. Bond' Commentary


Setting- Thousands of years in the future, the greatest digimon lemon writers of all time are resurrected. Red Rover, SonimodB, Boss Reo, Metal Mikemon and Togashi, now reanimated, travel to a lemon theater, where they watch-read each other's lemons. No one can remember the other's lemons.


SONIMODB- what are we doing back here at the Lemon Writer Reanimator?
METAL MIKEMON- Yeah, it's time to go see one of my lemons! (Pulls out his Newfoundland Salmon.) Don't make me get medieval on your ass.
RED ROVER- We're resurrecting a couple of other lemon writers. Keep your salmon sheathed.
TOGASHI-That sounds disgusting.
RED ROVER-Well here they come. (The Lemon Writer Reanimator began to glow brightly, giving a spectacular light show. Two figures appear on the platform.)
BOSS REO- I never get tired of that.
RED ROVER- Welcome to the future!
TANK COP- (Walks down from the platform.) That just sounds corny.
RED ROVER- Give me a break, it's the best I could come up with on such short notice.
CHRISTINE- I thought it was good. Brains and good looks. (Blinks twice.) Why did I just say that?
RED ROVER- I'm writing this lemon. I'm not above having a little fun.
CHRISTINE- That's just being cheap Handsome! (Growls.) STOP DOING THAT!
METAL MIKEMON- He did the same thing to me. Look what he turned my sword into! (Metal Mikemon held out his salmon.)
RED ROVER- OK, OK I'll stop.
BOSS REO- Finally, its about time.
TOGASHI- Let's go see your lemon Mikemon.
METAL MIKEMON- All right, let's head to my theater and see what's playing. (Everybody leaves the Reanimator and walks down to the next theater.) 
SONIMODB- (Reading the poster.) Metal Mikemon's Bond, TK Bond. Famous for his special brand of humor, as well as a frequent star in his own writings.
CHRISTINE- Works for me.
(They walk into the theater and takes seats in the first row. The lemon starts playing.)

This digimon fanfiction is a lemon, for those of you who don't know what that means it 
means that it is a story involving sex or other adult situations. So don't flame me if you are offended by this sort of thing. 

RED ROVER- I like it when I get flamed.
SONIMODB- What on Earth for?
RED ROVER- Ask the guys who's e-mail address now belong on every Canadian political party. Not to mention the alt.sheep.sex news group.
TOGASHI- I like, I like.
CHRISTINE- I bet you he gets some interesting spam.

This one involves TK being captured while trying to spy on the digidestined girls.

BOSS REO- Why do I think there not going to simply kick him out?
CHRISTINE- That would be a very boring lemon. Sora sees TK spying on them, so she kicks him out. Exciting.
DISCLAIMER I don't own digimon or any other copyrighted owned by a big company thingies I happen to mention in this story.

TOGASHI- You don't own Digimon? What a surprise.

Bond, TK Bond

RED ROVER- James Bond fan I guess.
METAL MIKEMON- Mainly of the women. Pussy Galore.
CHRISTINE- What kind of parents name their kid that?
BOSS REO- Could be worse. Harry Dick?
TOGASHI- Amanda Bounce?
All of the out-of-things-to-do-digidestined were sitting in a park in Odaiba wondering what to do. "Let's go to the carnival!" TK said trying to sound perky and full of life. 
"Hate to burst you bubble TK, but the carnival doesn't start till tomorrow" replied Matt, who was lying on a tree nearly falling asleep in boredom. 

TANK COP- I guess after battling monsters and saving two worlds, it would take a lot more to impress you.

"Don't worry TK , we'll think of something" Kari said in a supportive tone. "I have a suggestion" Izzy stated as he stopped typing at his laptop "We can stay at the Japan Palace near the fairgrounds, I hear it's a five star hotel." 
Tai just looked at Izzy and replied. "Where are we going to get the money to go to a five star hotel" 
"Were else" Izzy began to say as everyone else finished his sentence saying (very loudly) "OUR PARENTS!!!!"

BOSS REO- How on Earth would they get enough money from the parents for a five star hotel?
TANK COP- My parents would freak when I asked for gas money.

The Kids had gotten two separate rooms in the hotel, One for each gender. The guys began to grow curious about what the girls were doing in their room. 

TANK COP- Their parents let them stay alone in a hotel?
METAL MIKEMON- Their parents let them travel to an alternate dimension. A hotel is nothing compared to that.

"What are they doing in their room?" Tai asked to no one in particular. "Girl stuff, relax Tai it's not like their plotting against us or something" Matt moaned as Tai began pacing around the room. "Jeez, he's even more paranoid than I was" Joe said fixing his glasses. "Joe you've been a lot more gutsy lately, what's up?" Matt asked a little confused. Joe and Izzy just looked at each other, laughed and said "None of your business." (A/N Read A Weekend to Remember to find out what Joe and Izzy are not talking about) 

RED ROVER- I hope you don't mean…
METAL MIKEMON- No, it was with one of the girls.
CHRISTINE- That would be one of the last couples I would have considered.

"We need to find out what's going on in their room" Tai stated in a pushy voice as he continued to pace. "We could send a spy over to listen in through the door" Izzy said to everyone feeling a little left out of the conversation. Everyone agreed and sent poor little TK to do the job. 

TANK COP- Nice guys.

Little did they know that the Girls had bugged their room and knew of TK's arrival.

TOGASHI- Where did they get high-tech surveillance gear?
METAL MIKEMON- It's Japan. They get that stuff free in cereal boxes!
RED ROVER- Tell me about it. I still can't get a Playstation 2.

TK put his ear on the Girl's room door and listened. Nothing, nothing at all.... Except for the sound giggling, lots of giggling. Then the door flew open and silk webs grabbed TK and slowly dragged him into the room. 

SONIMODB- Now where are they getting all this stuff? Silk netting? Electronic bugs? I'm impressed if there's a mint on the pillow.

When TK awoke he found himself wrapped up in silk like a pig in a blanket (A/N Incase you don't know a pig in a blanket is a hors d'oeuvre they serve at big do's like weddings n' stuff. It is a little hot dog wrapped in a small pita bread) 

TANK COP- I see we also have a gourmet in our midst.

"Our little Teddy bear is up." TK heard as he noticed Kari walk up to him. TK nearly freaked when he saw what Kari was wearing. 

BOSS REO- Freak isn't the word I'd use.
CHRISTINE- Teddy bear. Cute.

She had on a VERY revealing yellow top on and a VERY short pink mini skirt on. 

SONIMODB- Where ARE they getting all this stuff?
METAL MIKEMON- The slut fairy!

He freaked even more when he saw Sora wearing a similar outfit but in different colors. Doesn't she dress like a boy TK wondered as he saw Mimi approach. He wasn't freaked out much by Mimi's get up. She always dresses to be pretty TK assured himself. "So.. what are we going to do with him?" Sora asked the other Girls. Kari just grinned very evilly and replied "Allow me." TK began to sweat buckets, what was Kari going to do he thought, as he nearly screamed in terror.

SONIMODB- In terror?
CHRISTINE- Very naïve.

Kari ripped apart his cocoon and pinned him to the ground. TK squirmed around uncontrollably trying to escape. The other girls pinned him down. This is it TK sobbed in his head I'm gonna die.

RED ROVER- What a way to go.

TK then felt a very warm feeling around his crotch. He looked down and saw Kari with his penis in her mouth!! "What are you mmmphmhpm" TK attempted to say as Sora shoved her pussy right into TK's face. He tried to get Sora off of his face but he was restrained still by Mimi. 

TANK COP- He still has to be restrained?

He began to sniff, she smells good , he sniffed again , she even smells better now. TK was going crazy with lust, he wanted to lick Sora but he knew he shouldn't. 

TANK COP- If a woman is sitting on your face, I think you're allowed. 

He fought his Testosterone for as long as he could, but when Kari made him cum, he just couldn't fight it anymore.

BOSS REO- Why was he fighting it?

Sora nearly screamed as TK began to eat her out, his tongue going a mile a minute. He put his hand up Mimi's skirt and began to rapidly finger fuck her as well. 

SONIMODB- OK, now how did the kid become so experienced?

Kari just continued to suck TK off. Mimi and Sora removed their clothes and TK's shirt and hat. Kari removed his pants and his undies and her own garments. They stopped for a moment to ditch the clothes and resumed to fuck, suck and lick faster than ever. Sora , Mimi and TK in a wave of passion all came at once sending their juices all over the room and each other.

CHRISTINE- All over the room? Impressive for such young kids.

Kari began to whimper a little like a puppy and had a big sad look on her face. " Awww, didn't Kari get to cum?" Mimi said in a cute voice. Kari just let her head sag and nodded yes. TK and the other girls whispered for a moment to each other and put their plan into action. Mimi and Sora grabbed Kari's little breasts and began to finger fuck her at the same time and TK was giving it to her up the ass. 

BOSS REO- Quick to experiment aren't they?
RED ROVER- Think the girls practiced before?

Kari started to finger Mimi and Sora while she was fucked in so many places at once.

TOGASHI- Sure seems like they've done this before.

Everyone felt their orgasms coming on, as they fucked Kari and Kari herself was about to burst( incase if you were keeping score Kari is on her first Mimi and Sora are on their second and TK is on his third) 

TANK COP- Is there a score card?
CHRISTINE- Excellent stamina for such a little kid.

They all reached the point of no return and were nearly screaming in orgasmic bliss. Then they did scream as the group orgasm came (no pun intended). 

SONIMODB- That is the oldest lemon pun in the book. METAL MIKEMON- Still works though.

They fell out of what ever orifice they were in and passed out. After a free for all tongue bath to clean up they dressed and kicked TK out the door.

TANK COP- What would your first thought be?
RED ROVER- That you just had every male's fantasy come true.

When TK stumbled into the boys' room the guys began to ask him a lot of questions. TK still had some feminine cum on his face when he collapsed as he told the guys.

TOGASHI- I thought they cleaned him up?

"I just put James Bond to shame"

TOGASHI- You'd think if seen even one James Bond movie he would have had a better idea what was going on.

THE END

My 3rd lemon(mmm lemons) were was I? Oh yeah!! Write any comments, questions or error reports to farthead80@hotmail.com

TANK COP- Nice e-mail address.
METAL MIKEMON- Thanks. I'd knew you like it.
TOGASHI- So who's next?
RED ROVER- Well, there's some more lemon writers waiting to be reanimated. Then I think we'll see one of yours Tank Cop.
TANK COP- Sounds good, let's go. (Everyone heads back to the Lemon Writer Reanimator room.)
MYSTERIOUS MAN- (Watches the lemon writers leave.) Soon. Soon, I will rise and become the true lemon writer, for I have the power, even greater than yours Red Rover. Muhahahahahahahahahaha!
NARRATOR- Who is this mysterious man? What are his powers? And what does he have planned for the lemon writers? Tune in next time on The Critics Series!
MYSTERIOUS MAN- Who the hell are you?
NARRATOR- I am the narrator. How did you hear me? You aren't supposed to hear me.
MYSTERIOUS MAN- My power transcends mere physical boundaries. You shall live, to chronicle my ascension to power.
NARRATOR- I am supposed to be the anonymous narrator! I can't choose sides.
MYSTERIOUS MAN- (Points at window. Snaps his fingers, and a skyscraper explodes.) Pardon? I didn't catch that over the explosion.
NARRATOR- I said when do we leave boss?
MYSTERIOUS MAN- Good, then let's follow them. I have plans.



Thanks to SonimodB, Boss Reo, Metal Mikemon, Tank Cop, Christine and Togashi for allowing me to write this, and Metal Mikemon for letting me use his lemon. Any lemons or authors you think should be in this series, comments, requests, writing tips, etc, post them or send me an e-mail of mrredrover@hotmail.com.