A comedy spin-off inspired by Digistar DBZ. Thanks to Sonimon, Christine, Togashi, Metal Mikemon, Tank Cop, Hellravenmon, and Boss Reo for letting me write it. This one takes places during Red Rover’s “Apologies”.

The Critics Series #16

Darkmon’s “Mind, Body, and Soul!” Commentary

RED ROVER- (Still strapped to the table) You know, I am all for bondage as much as the mentally disturbed hormonal imbalanced individual, but I really want to get off the table.
METAL MIKEMON- Tell me about it. This cage is getting boring. (Looks at o
CHRISTINE- Shall we flip on another lemon? (Waves the remote)
GABUMATIC- I don’t know, every time we watch a lemon something bad happens.
HELLRAVENMON- Well, it’s the only way I know of to advance the plot.
TANK COP- Good point. So who hasn’t gone?
DARKMON- Me and Lord Archive.
LORD ARCHIVE- You can go first. Let’s to the save the best for last.
DARKMON- Funny. (Enormous TV screen turns on.)
SONIMON- Darkmon’s Mind, Body and Soul. Part 1 of the Chicanery Series. An author who contributes greatly to the world of lemon writing, inspiring new authors, but can never seem to settle on a single alias.
TOGASHI- Sounds good. (Lemon starts playing.)

Chicanery Series

TOGASHI- What the hell is a Chicanery?
RED ROVER- Sounds like some spicy Indian food.

“Mind, Body, and Soul!”

GABUMATIC- I’d rather have breasts, legs, and ass myself.

Written by Darkmon

DARKMON- Thank you, thank you.

Author’s Notes: This story is not intended for any person(s) under seventeen!

TOGASHI- Like that’ll stop the sixteen and under crowd.

I suggest that you refrain from reading this type of digimon fiction.

TANK COP- Nice way to reel in the fans.

The main digimon presented within this fictional story are not my characters and I do not claim them either. However, there’s one very special digimon within this story that is copyrighted to me.

GABUMATIC-I’d like to see the legal papers copyrighting that digimon to you.

Secondly, this is my second digimon story, but my first erotic between two of my favorite digimon characters from the second season. I plan to write more on these two characters before I branch off into other DigiDestined digimons. Furthermore, if you have any questions, comments, praises, criticisms, and/or flames… please direct them to my e-mail account: darkmon18@hotmail.com.

LORD ARCHIVE- Not to many authors invite flames.
DARKMON- Gives me a chance to get their names on spam lists.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this first piece.

METAL MIKEMON- We’ll see.

“This looks like a nice spot to relax!” Veemon said, pointing at a remote section of the dense forest. Gatomon smiled and walked past him, surveying the area over for any other digimon that might be an inhabitant. Veemon followed closely behind her, he kept his eyes focused onto her slim waist, and then he’d scan over her furry buttocks.

SONIMON- Most males are more discrete.
TANK COP- Well she is naked.

Together, they had been walking through the dense forest within the DigiWorld. It was some time after the great and glorious battles to save the DigiWorld and Earth, so now the DigiWorld redeemed itself back into a life of tranquility and peace.

RED ROVER- Not for too long. Peace and tranquility makes for boring TV shows.

The DigiDestineds resided back into their own world where they had grown together as a fierce team. T.K. usually hung around his older brother Matt while he prepared for his rock concerts.

RED ROVER- Personally, I hate it when my little brother tried to hang around with me.

Yolei still helped Cody whenever his computer crashed and so she’d come over and resolve the problem—this was frequently an ongoing basis.

TANK COP- Sounds like another lemon possibility there.

Joe continued his everlasting studies to become a doctor, though he’d occasionally visit Gomamon whenever an emergency brewed within the DigiWorld.

HELLRAVENMON- Talk about your house calls.

Sora would sometimes contact Mimi in American and advise her of Palmon’s condition. Sora herself was much involved within tennis during her leisure times and she barely found enough time to visit Biyomon unless there was something urgent. Tai was just finishing his junior year in high school and slowly followed Joe who was already about to graduate from high school out of all the DigiDestineds. As for Kari, she’d see Gatomon ever chance she got, but today… she happened to be dreadfully busy with school assignments which most of the DigiDestineds haven’t caught up on since all the battling took place all around the world. Finally, Izzy was head of the computer club at school and he’d contact Tentomon through a computer line, just performing regular checkups.

CHRISTINE- I thought Joe was the Doctor?
DARKMON- Bad pun on regular check ups.

In this sense, all of the digimon were left unattended for and thus had to find a way to entertain themselves while their human friends were away.

HELLRAVENMON- I wonder how they entertain themselves in a lemon?

It seemed the prolongation between the Digimons and DigiDestineds had grown farfetched and now it appeared like it’d been over a year since they saw the DigiDestineds altogether.

POLARIS- Sounds like they need to have a reunion.
SONIMON- That also sounds like a cue for an orgy.

To make time pass even faster, the digimon held monthly meetings to converse over the past and to hold a grand feast of exotic digimon food.

TOGASHI- If they all live in the Digital World, how can digimon food be exotic?

They held this simple gathering within a remote and center point of the same island were they fought Leomon—when he had black gears lodged into his back. It was in Primary Village, the birthplace of new digimon that came in an assortment of prisms.

GABUMATIC- You like giving back story don’t you Darkmon?
DARKMON- Hey, I like giving background.

It was just two weeks away from the gathering once again and since the digimon were spread out throughout one island, it wouldn’t take much time to meet up with each other to celebrate another great month for a grand buffet.

TOGASHI- Now they have buffet lines in the Digital World.
CHRISTINE- Digitamamon’s been branching out his restaurants.

Gatomon voice’s brought the dragon type digimon back to reality. “Veemon! Come on over here and sit beside me,” she ordered playfully and then smiled happily. Veemon’s face was mustered with a dumbstruck expression as he walked over casually and then knelt down beside her. “You was daydreaming on me again, you’ve been doing that lately. You mind telling me what’s bugging you?”

HELLRAVENMON- Raging hormones I would imagine.

After she asked, the white furred feline brushed her claw against his little horn and then gracefully arched her finger vertically down his throat.

RED ROVER- Veemon’s got a horn?
DARKMON- That be his nose.

Veemon closed his eyes and began to shiver from her enticement. She studied the way he behaved and continued to scratch all the way down his chest.

BOSS REO- I’d be a little worried with razor sharp claws going across my chest.

She stopped just above his abdomen and then looked up at his face.

TOGASHI- Now he’s thinking lower, lower!

Veemon reopened his eyes and he stared at her with his crimson eyes that had begun to glisten vivaciously. He gave off a slight quiver and left his mouth partially ajar. Gatomon’s eyes looked up and then down again as she continued further, eventually aligning around the outline of his sheath.

RED ROVER- Looks like he got his wish Togashi.

From the soft and slow sensation, he started to squirm uneasy, and then barely audible laughs escaped from inside him.
“Try to relax, I’m not going to hurt you silly,” she reassured him and then drew her gloved paw back. She removed her yellow gloves from her paws and that’s when Veemon noticed the old scar she had on her right paw.

LORD ARCHIVE- I am surprised he noticed anything at that point in time.

Not paying attention to it, she tossed her gloves aside, and then bent down on her knees—slowly hovering her feline muzzle above his sheath. “Now, you just sit back, relax, and I’ll take care of everything.”

HELLRAVENMON- She’s coming on to him, and offering to do all the work. How lucky can a mon get?

“Okay… whatever you say Gatomon!” came Veemon’s only reply before he felt her feminine tongue touch against the outer portion of his sheath. As her pinkish tongue circled around his silver sheath, he started to moan quietly and closed his eyes to every delicate touch administered by the feline. She coated her saliva around the opening of his sheath with her tongue; gently using it to probe into it to touch the organ within its cache and then retreating her tongue back out again.

POLARIS- Bet she could tie a reef know with that tongue.

While she followed the same suit a few more times, she noticed that Veemon’s red penis peeked outside for a glimpse of the real world outside its home, and then she latched onto it with a firm grasp.

RED ROVER- Why would he have a red dick? I mean he’s completely blue.

Veemon’s eyes bulged wide and then he grunted due to her rough handling of his member.
“Whoa, easy on me Gatomon, I only have one you know,” he joked and then reached over with his right hand to cuff the side of her face.

METAL MIKEMON- Or he may have two, digimon to vary.

She elevated her head and purred to his soft palm that caressed the side of her face gingerly. She sat up for a moment and then used her paw to erect the digimon’s red meat. She gently pulled back his sheath with one paw and used her other paw to fondle his testicles beneath. Veemon’s tongue draped outside the corner of his mouth as he exhaled incoherently and then left a delirious gesture on his face with a scarlet blush above his little horn. “Oh Gatomon, I really love your paws. The way you touch me, it’s just… great!” he managed to utter out and then he was silenced when her lips met with his.

TANK COP- I see Veemon’s vocabulary is still impressive.

Their lips embraced together and ensued with a passionate kiss. From Veemon’s perspective, he could tell Gatomon was one seductive and sexy feline from the moment her tongue penetrated into his mouth and searched around devilishly. Her tongue empowered his as it brushed up on the roof of his mouth and then around his jaws—forming an intimate French kiss—never to be forgotten by Veemon! Their tongues suddenly wrestled together and fought for supremacy, but Gatomon forced her way to victory when she sucked on his bottom lip and pushed him back with her paws.

BOSS REO- Gatomon won.
CHRISTINE- Not a difficult victory as the one over Myotismon eh?
TANK COP- But much more enjoyable one I imagine.

Once they parted lips with each other, her blue eyes burned through him, and his only reply was with a goofy smile.

RED ROVER- I’d be careful. Blue eyes burned could be literally in Digital World.
HELLRAVENMON- Yes, we’ve seen fire breath, ice claws, and everything else.

Unexpectedly, she darted forward again and kissed him—making a crisp buss. While they kissed passionately, Veemon’s short arms searched around her waist and then over her back, trying to find a decent spot to embrace. As their kiss prolonged itself, Veemon motioned one of his hands to lower down to her buttocks. There, he caressed a furry cheek and then pinched it, making the feline jump involuntarily. She giggled from within herself and continued to kiss him in ecstasy, placing her arms around his neck.

METAL MIKEMON- You ever notice how many of these lemons use the word ecstasy?
BOSS REO- I think the word is a given for lemons.

Veemon’s hand circled around her buttocks and soon found its way in between her legs, trying to infiltrate her burning desire—her abyss of eroticism.

RED ROVER- Abyss of eroticism? You mean the bottom of eroticism? Low standards.

His short claws lined the inner walls of her thigh and then found its intended mark at her sacred spot. He fingered through her crotch fur for a moment and then touched the great wall of her genital lips. She released a deep and mournful gasp as the digimon penetrated inside of her for the first time.

TANK COP- A mournful gasp? You thing it would be a pleasurable one.

As two of his fingers lingered about inside of her aimlessly, she felt the burn, almost raging with a blaze. Everything was so soft and yet lubricated, easily allowing his fingers to slip in and out of her constantly. He then reopened his eyes and studied her sensual expression of burning pleasure. Suddenly, his fingers left from inside her and retreated back to his face. He ran his fingers across his nose and inhaled deeply into her sexual fragrance for which set his hormones wild. “How is it?” she asked.

RED ROVER- Hmmmmm 2002 Gatomon. An excellent year!

Veemon’s tongue cowardly hid itself back into its lair and a drool drained off the side of his mouth. “Whoa! It’s just like nectar!” Without second thoughts, he placed his fingers into his mouth and sucked on them—tasting her transparent juice.

RED ROVER- You’d think you’d get nectar from Palmon or Floramon.

Gatomon carefully watched for his next expression as she sat on top of his legs and waited patiently for his reply. Veemon’s crimson eyes started to whirl and then he grinned cheerfully.
“Awesome! You taste really… ugh… sweet, Gatomon!” he snickered and then started to rise. Gatomon rose to her feet and then continued to stare into her partner’s genial eyes.

TANK COP- He really needs a thesaurus for some better terms.

“So? What now?” she asked, with a hint of worry in her voice, she assumed that he was about to depart.

TOGASHI- Oh yeah, Veemon is really gong to leave a horny kitty.

While picking her up and twirling her within the air, “I’m going to play with you Gatomon, in a way that will make you wish that you were back with Myotismon!” he presaged and then brought her down to her feet, she walked around vertiginously.

BOSS REO- Vertiginously? Someone got a thesaurus for his birthday.

Veemon dashed up from behind and hugged her around her waist, latching onto her breasts that were to become ample. Gatomon rubbed against his body like any domestic feline would and purred amorously. She then turned around and slowly backed away from the digimon. She walked backward, bent down to sit, and then rested on her back against spring leaves. “Come Veemon! Show me how naughty you can be!”

METAL MIKEMON- Come on bondage!

Without questioning, he dashed forward and mounted her playfully. He lowered his head to receive another tender kiss and then he made his way down the length of her furry body—kissing as he went along.

DARK JESTER- That’s naughty? I am disappointed.

He brushed his mouth against her nipples that became hardened with the slightest sensation. He grabbed one of her breasts and began to gently massage it while he stroked the other one with his dragon tongue. Gatomon squirmed around and purred softly from beneath his body. From what she originally believed, she had no idea that a rookie could ever please her in this way… especially since she’s a champion.

METAL MIKEMON- Wouldn’t most champions kill her trying to mate with her?
TANK COP- Yeah. Greymon alone would probably split her in two.

“Mmmm…” Veemon uttered out from his senseless kissing and then sucked on her right breast until small amounts of her milk squirted out from its pore.

TOGASHI- Gatomon’s lactating? That means she’s pregnant.
DARKMON- Let’s just go with saying it’s a sexual trait of Gatomon’s species.

He continued further down her body and nuzzled his mouth into the pit of her stomach. Soon, he was back into the area were his fingers had been before, only this time, he’d be welcome to a full dish of entrees!

RED ROVER- I think a full dish of entrees would be Palmon, Biyomon, Gatomon and Renamon all in a row with there legs spread wide.
DARKMON- I’ll admit, that would make an intense lemon.

As soon as his tongue touched around her crotch fur, she moaned out loud and motioned her paws to hold onto his head. His tongue pierced through her folds that behaved as a barrier and then he tasted his partner for the very first time. The taste was indescribable, it was only a chance of a lifetime and he got his quench to appease his thirst! He maneuvered his tongue within her inner walls of her pussy and breathed hot snorts against her pubic fur.

CHRISTINE- How can you tell the difference between pubic fair and normal fair?
BOSS REO- It does kind of over lap doesn’t it?

“Oh Veemon! You’re great!” she barely murmured out and then she felt a whiplash from all of the sexual tensions and sensations.
She placed one of her claws at the upper portion of her cunt and swirled against it rigorously—trying to reach her climax a little faster before she’d explode within her own fire. The sensation was excessively great and she couldn’t bare it anymore, so she urged herself to reach her climax. Veemon took note and backed away, he did this to tease her because she definitely needed his help to speed up the process—not to just stare at her with an absurd gesture.

TOGASHI- Absurd gesture? Veemon’s not flipping her off is he?
DARKMON- Maybe he’s using something else.

She began to grind her teeth and continued to rub herself. “Veemon! C’mon, I need your help! I can’t do this without you!” she argued and then squinted her eyes in sheer pleasure with herself. Veemon chortled and then peered down at his sheath to his fully erect cock. Hmm… should I?

RED ROVER- Bets on him saying yeah?

Yeah!

RED ROVER- See?
BOSS REO- No male would eve say no.

He thought to himself momentarily and then slowly climbed on top of her, motioning her paw away from her vagina. He gently and carefully inserted his member inside of her, a deep gasp could be heard from both parties, and then he shifted his arms adjacent from the feline’s chest—in between her arms. Once Veemon felt like he was successfully latched onto the ground with his hands, he slowly rocked into Gatomon with ease since she had spewed some of her lubricant around her genital area.
“Oh Veemon! You’re great! You’re my mon!” Gatomon whimpered and then grasped onto his shoulders for support. She repositioned her hip to match accordingly with his and then her legs that dangled from behind she elevated them around Veemon’s thrusting backside. Once she felt like she was fastened onto her mate, she wrapped her arms around his back tightly and then closed her eyes to join in his pleasure.
As Veemon bucked up against her pivot with his, he increased his thrusts until he felt comfortable on a substantial level. After a while, he drew close to his own climax and he took note that she was near the apex of hers. From the wild cries that escaped from her muzzle, he felt her powerful and keen claws digging into his back—causing him to bleed.

TOGASHI- Getting killed by mating to Gatomon.
GABUMATIC- Probably be worth it for Veemon.

When he thought she was about to burst with her cum, he immediately let himself up and allowed her to go about her procedure to release her sexual juices.
Just as predicted, she covered herself with a creamy white lubricant around her crotch; most of it seeped onto the jungle floor or ran down her legs like milkshake. He watched helplessly at the scene of the cat he had just begun to mate with and stroked his staff to maintain a constant level of his potential and near climax. “You finished Gatomon?” he asked and then his crimson eyes began to glitter from the sun reflecting off of them.
Gatomon stared at him and then gave a weary sough. “Sure, let’s continue.”

SONIMON- They’d better, or Veemon’s head would exploded from the hormones.

Instinctively, Gatomon positioned herself to be on all fours and then lifted her violet ringed tail with a purple tip.

GABUMATIC- That’s instinctive fore her? Man true slut.

Veemon positioned himself behind her and resumed his goal. With his hands resting against her firm buttocks, he rocked into her from behind and moaned in unison with her. On and on he penetrated inside of her, her vaginal walls clamped down over him, and aroused his approaching climax even faster.
He then motioned his arms around her waist and fondled with her ample breasts. As he positioned over the entire length of her back, he continued to thrust into her vigorously, and then yelped as something within his loins sparked his immediate attention. He finished off his constant motion with another stroke and then retreated from inside her. “Gatomon! I’m about to cum!” he cried out just in time as she circled around so fast and waited for him with her muzzle open.
Spontaneously, he sent jet streams of his own sticky and clouded juices into her mouth. He jerked off his penis before her and faced the sky while filtering the air with a lengthy moan. After minutes of ejaculation, his once steady stream of lubricant subsided and he fell to his knees in perspire. He took in deep breaths and then he felt his penis escaping back inside his sheath once more.

CANIUS- Escaping into his sheath? Man you’d think it still be begging for Gatomon.

He felt as if he had just been emptied of all of his purity and so he reached beneath his sheath with a claw and carefully massaged between his testes. Gatomon cleansed the side of her muzzle with her feline tongue and then came up close to her partner, kissing him on the side of his cheek. She then cuddled against him and hugged him tightly as if they’d been a couple forever. “Veemon… thanks for a good time! I sincerely mean that! You’re not such a bad leader after all—let alone mon for that matter.”

HELLRAVENMON- Your not so bad. What a thing to say to your partner.
DARK JESTER- Well it could be worse.
LORD ARCHIVE- How so?
DARK JESTER- She could say, it could be worse.

Veemon laughed and then embraced her. “Yeah well, I try to be anyway. Glad to know that you enjoyed my company,” he giggled and then leaned against her as she had done so on him.

RED ROVER- Round two starting soon?

As minutes passed by without notice, they were startled to the noise of two digimons from afar. They gathered to their feet and stared in the direction of the noise.

POLARIS- Probably a couple digimon videotaping the whole thing.

It sounded like two digimons were battling against each other, though only one of the digimon sounded larger. “C’mon, let’s go check it out!” Veemon insisted and led the way in the direction of the distortion. Gatomon nodded and then reached over to obtain her gloves—sliding them on with haste.

CHRISTINE- Hope she got the on the right hands, er paws.

When they’d reached the site of a fierce battle, they saw that there were two digimon. One was a DarkTyrannomon and the other appeared to be a smaller digimon within his armor evolution stage as Flamedramon. The only significant difference between this Flamedramon and Veemon’s Digi-Armor form was that this digimon’s color was red and his protective gear was blue—vice versa for Veemon.

BOSS REO- Looks like a three some in the near future for Gatomon.

Veemon’s eyes widened as it appeared as if he were the one fighting out there, but only that it wasn’t him. Gatomon too was shocked at the sight of this; they’d never seen another armor digimon let alone another Digi-Egg of armor.

HELLRAVENMON- Gatomon’s probably just checking out the new guy’s butt.

“All right you mon… bring it on!” the Flamedramon growled and then placed his claws before the oversized dinosaur digimon. As the DarkTyrannomon rushed toward his intended target, he was blinded by immense speed and found himself bewildered by multiple attacks from fierce claws of the shorter digimon. As the DarkTyrannomon stumbled forward awkwardly and stood slightly hunched over, he then fell to the ground like a wounded animal and whined painfully. The Flamedramon materialized right behind the bigger mon and stood absolutely still with his arms at his side. Unexpectedly, the DarkTyrannomon disintegrated into micro particles and blew away like dust in the wind.

LORD ARCHIVE- That was quick.
CHRISTINE- If I where Gatomon and Veemon, running away would seem like a good idea about now.

“Humph! Serves you right digimon! You should know better than to take me on single-handedly!” came the Flamedramon’s voice once again and then he started to walk off elsewhere, though not devolving back into his rookie level. From this, Veemon and Gatomon stared among each other in awe and then spoke once they thought it’d be safe to.

GABUMATIC- So Gatomon, want to get laid a second time?

“Let’s go warn the others! This is too weird!” Gatomon suggested and then turned around to runaway. Veemon stole one last glance at his other and then followed behind. Out in the field, the Flamedramon unexpectedly stopped in his tracks and motioned his head slightly over his right shoulder to observe behind him.

CHRISTINE- Uh oh, Gatomon spoke a little too loud.

“Ah… I see guests were watching me. Well, I guess I’ll have to catch up with them and show them just who they’re dealing with here!” the digimon laughed sinisterly and then continued onward into the sunset.

HELLRAVENMON- Man that Flamedramon is going to be pissed when he runs into Imperialdramon.

To be continued…

SONIMON- We figured that would be coming at the end.
TOGASHI- The part one of a series was a dead give away.
CHRISTINE- An excellent lemon none the less.
METAL MIKEMON- Yeah one of the best lemon scenes.
RED ROVER- Anyway, I think it is time to escape.
MADMAN- No I think it’s time for something else.
RED ROVER- (Looks over his shoulder.) Oh no.
MADMAN- Hello Red Rover. (A black metallic sphere floats beside him, with several blades and needles where sticking out.)
RED ROVER- Um hey man.
MADMAN- We will now discuss the location of your hidden rebel proofreader.
NARRATOR- Madman now seeks the newest member in the game, Bahamut X. When will he show? What will Bahamut X’s powers be? Tune in next time…
ALL LEMON WRITERS- We know, we know, Tune in next time for the Critics Series.

And that was the continuation of what is now called Madman's Critics series. And grats to Gabumatic and DigimonSH for figuring out who the Mysterious Man was. Thanks to Dark Jester, Sonimon, Togashi, Metal Mikemon, Tank Cop, Hellravenmon, Darkmon, Lord Archive, Christine, Canius, Gabumatic, and Boss Reo. Any comments, requests, question, writing tips, etc, e-mail me at mrredrover@hotmail.com.