This lemon by Red Rover contains adult concepts from the television show Digimon. Do not proceed if you are under eighteen or the material is illegal in you jurisdiction.

A comedy spin-off inspired by Digistar DBZ. Thanks to all the writers for letting me write it.

The Critics Series #19

Netrogo's 'Reality Warp. Chapter 1: Get Warped." Commentary

(Scene- Jodan, Angeteen, El Intruder, DigimonSH, Darkcatmon, and Netrogo in another room. And shit has happened.)

MADMAN- So.... new lemon writers. Fresh meat.
EL INTRUDER- (In German accent.) Vat is dis lemon writer? I vas just lookin for da vashroom. So I will just leave now...(Edges to the door. Madman blinks, and the door explodes.) Or I can just stay here. Da, dat is good.
JODAN- Oh really brave El Intruder. (Still hanging upside down a vat of boiling piranhas.)
EL INTRUDER- Well sorry! I have an aversion to pain! It causes me to break out in bruises and cuts!
ANGETEEN- So Madman, buddy, how's the whole ultimate power thing going?
MADMAN- (Eyes glowing red.) Can't complain. Anyhow, how did you get here?
DIGIMONSH- (Chained up as well.) Ahhhh don't you know?
MADMAN- Well, I'd like to how you Darkcatmon came back.
DARKCATMON- Funny thing, it was like I suddenly reappeared. Lucky me.
NETROGO- And he brought as three back. El intruder, Angeteen, and me.
MADMAN- Huh, guess where we where out of lemon writers.
NETROGO- Actually, I think there was a few more lemon writers down the hall. All go fetch them for you... (Looks at burning door.) Ah yes.
MADMAN- Now come on, I got places to go, people to torture.
NETROGO- Uh... can't we watch a lemon first?
MADMAN- Why in the name off all that is powerful, me, should we do that?
DIGIMONSH- Because it wouldn't be a critic lemon then?
MADMAN- ... good point. Ok Netrogo. (Gestures to the screen) Since you wanted to see a lemon, let's do one of yours.

Ah Hello, Hi, Bonjour, Hola, Konichwa, etc, etc and welcome to a very special series by yours truly the one, the only *insert drum role here* NETROGO. YAAYYYY.

ANGETEEN- Geeze, get some dancing monkeys for the opening as well.

As you may have all ready read Mr. Red Rover wrote a very good series entitled "The Critic Series" in which Domain lemon writers sat around and watch/read each others lemons.

MADMAN- Red Rover's series? Hello? Where is MY mention?
NETROGO- Oh crap. (Explodes in a ball of flames.)

If not, well you DAMN WELL SHOULD, cause it's a great series.

MADMAN- Man, could you possibly kiss Red's butt anymore?
NETROGO- (Coughs black smoke.) No.

Anyways I was inspired by this series and with his permission of course have decided to try my luck at a similar course of action.

JODAN- Ah the if it works once, it might work again principle.

I can't tell you much about what's going to happen you'll find that out down there \|/, I can tell you that it is not going to be about a bunch of writers watch/reading each others lemons, because that of course has already been done.

MADMAN- Well duh. It's going on right now.

I should also warn you that unfortunately I have to take up the next two lines of this telling you that you have to be 18 or older to read this, what you do with that information however is your business.

EL INTRUDER- You really don't care about age do you?
NETROGO- Nope.

And now I ask you to sit back, grab a drink, and enjoy the first exciting instalment of Reality Warp. Enjoy : )

DIGIMONSH- What, you expect us to enjoy it more drunk?
NETROGO- Hey everything is more fun with beer.

Get Warped!!
By: Netrogo

MADMAN- Yeah we figured out you wrote it about the five times before you mentioned your name.

"Bored, bored, bored." Netrogo repeated over and over as he tapped a pencil on his keyboard making a jumble of letters pop up on the screen. He had been sitting at his pc for over an hour trying to write his next lemon with little success.

ANGETEEN- We are shooting for irony aren't we?

"DAMMIT, Why can't I think of anything?!?" He stopped and looked at the mess of letters covering his screen. "AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!" He cried and tossed the pencil at the monitor. "Fuck it! I'm going to the store for some munchies, maybe food'll gimme some fuckin ideas!!" Without bothering to delete the absurd collage he had created in his boredom Netrogo got up, went outside and took off on his bike for the corner store. As he biked down the street with his walkman blaring song after song by Linkin Park he racked his brain trying to think of something to write.

DIGIMONSH- Need to include the mp3 file in here.

"Think damn you THINK!!!" He said to himself pulling up in front of the store and dropping his bike on the pathway. Netrogo walked inside and looked around, 'Goddammit this is pissing me off, I hate writers block!' As he continued on his train of thought he grabbed up a couple bags of chips and a 2 litre of pop, paid the lady at the register, and hopped back on his bike.

EL INTRUDER- Whoa someone is a caffeine junkie.

Meanwhile back at Net's house, totally unbeknownst to him, the not so useless jumble of letters he had mashed onto the screen had begun to glow and swirl around the monitor. The letters swirled faster and faster until they formed a blue whirlpool in the middle of the screen. The whirlpool started to smooth out in the center and what looked like a field showed through as though looking through a window.

DARKCATMON- Ok what is the principle behind that?
NETROGO- The physics of 'plot device'

Netrogo arrived back at his house, he sighed as he looked at the empty driveway. His mom and brothers weren't back from the parent teacher thing at school yet and his dad was working till 10 that evening, in other words late supper. He grumbled to himself and wandered into the living room, plopped down on the couch and turned on the TV. They were showing back-to-back episodes of Digimon. Everyone kept telling him that he was too old to watch cartoons or read comics, but he just thought to himself "Fuck 'em, everyone had there share of things they were into, and cartoons and comics were his!"

ANGETEEN- Classy.

As the opening credits of the episode ended Net grumbled and flicked off the TV, it was yet another rerun. He grabbed his chips and pop and made his way downstairs to his room figuring he'd go online and see what everyone was up to. Netrogo walked into his room and tossed his munchies on the bed he turned and looked at his computer.
"What the fuck?!? Who changed my background?" He said to himself.

MADMAN- Boy you swear a lot. We need you mother to read this so she can wash your mouth with soap.
NETROGO- If my mom saw this, soap would be the least of my worries.

On his monitor was a picture of a lush green field with what looked like the cast of Digimon 02 standing in the middle of it. Around the outer edge of the circle was a thin, swirling blue line. He noticed that none of the usual desktop stuff was there, he walked over and tried the keyboard but nothing seemed to work. He figured it must have freezed and reached over and turned off the power, but when he looked back at the monitor the picture was still there.

JODAN- Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are in control.

"What the hell?!?" He muttered looking from the monitor to the absent power light on his case. "This is too weird, I turned the power off so why the hell is it still on?!?"

DIGIMONSH- Damn, nothing works right since windows 98.

Netrogo, slightly curious, reached over and attempted to touch the screen only to have his had sink up to the wrist in what felt like warm buzzing jello. "Freaky, I better call Sonimon, maybe he'll know what to do."

ANGETEEN- Id be more worried about losing my hand in that.
EL INTRUDER- Hurt your hand on the computer, that just screams masturbation injury.

***************************Half an Hour Later****************************
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Netrogo ran up the stairs and opened the door, there on his doorstep stood Sonimon, and Red Rover.

ANGETEEN- Ok, I know Red lives in Canada, and Sonimon lives in the states. And they got there in half an hour!
NETROGO- Traffic was light, ok?

"Hiya Net, How's it going?" Sonimon asked as he and Red stepped into the house.
"Well except for a strange temporal anomaly that’s formed in my monitor threatening to no doubt devour all that we know, it's all good. You?" Net replied.
"Can't complain, I brought Red along too, figured three writers were better than two." Soni said pointing over his shoulder to Red Rover.

EL INTRUDER- Just used my handy transporter to fetch him.

"Hey Net," Red said.
"Hey Red, thanks for coming."
"No problem, anything that can kill some time is okay by me." Red continued.
"Well let's head downstairs and you can see for yourselves just what's going on." Netrogo said leading the two writers to the basement door. "Hey Soni did you bring the laptop?"
"Got it right here." He replied tapping the knapsack on his back. "I also got a couple other people in Mirc waiting on standby in case we need an extra hand."

JODAN- Already foreshadowing more authors eh?

"Perfect! Well let's go." Netrogo said as he, Soni, and Red made their way to Net's room and his PC. When they got downstairs he showed them the monitor.
"Whoa, that's fucked up." Red Rover said running his fingers through the monitor. "You have absolutely no clue how this happened?"
"Nope, I was hoping you guys might be able to figure that out." Netrogo told Red.
"Hmmmm, what was the last thing you did with the PC before this happened?" Soni asked as he hooked up the laptop.

JODAN- Looks like he violated the laws of physics.

"Well, I was sitting here trying to write a new lemon but I couldn't think of anything so I just drummed on the keyboard. When I finally got bored with that I went and got some munchies at the store, when I came back the monitor was like that." Net explained.
"Hmmm, interesting." Soni muttered in deep thought. "Let's suppose for a second that this strange temporal anomaly is a portal. How do we find out for sure with out risking one of our own?"

EL INTRUDER- BIG jinx!

The three writers looked at each other for a second. All of a sudden a loud humming sound began emanating from the monitor and an odd shaped orange ball erupted from the screen. Naturally the three wisend lemon writers remained totally calm.

JODAN- I'd be in Mongolia by now.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!" screamed Netrogo, Red Rover, and Sonimon scrambling to various parts of the room.

DARKCATMON- Yeah, that's how I would react. Thought I'd be three blocks away and still running.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?" Netrogo yelled cowering behind a bookshelf.
"HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!?" Shouted Red Rover from behind the door. "SONI, GO POKE IT OR SOMETHING."

MADMAN- Ok, I admit it, I like this view of Red right now.

"I'M NOT GOING NEAR IT!!" Sonimon cried from his hiding place under the bed. "GET NET TO, IT'S HIS HOUSE."

ANGETEEN- I am sure Sonimon and Red love the hero position you put them in.

"Could you all please stop yelling, you're giving me a headache." The orange ball suddenly said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the three writers again.
"Geez, you act like you've never seen a digimon before." The orange ball said getting to its feet. The three writers starred in bewilderment as, there before them, stood Agumon. Agumon looked around for a moment looking as though he was as shocked as Red, Soni, and Net, he turned and looked at the three cowering writers and asked. "Uhhhh, why are you all hiding. And who are you???"

ANGETEEN- Say the Dark Masters. It be good for a laugh.
NETROGO- Oh yeah, he'd burn the house down.

The three looked at each other then clambered out of their various hiding places. Red Rover walked forward and looked down at the small orange lizard looking up at him.
"I-I'm Red Rover, and o-over there is Netrogo, and cr-crawling out from under the bed is S-Sonimon." He stuttered still unsure what to think of this. "And the reason we were hiding was cause you Fucking Came Flying Out Of A GODDAMN MONITOR!!!!!!!"

ANGETEEN- Bet you Radio Shack doesn't cover that under warranty.

"Ohhhh," Agumon said. "Well my name's Agumon. I was, uhhhh, wandering around when I stumbled upon this strange glowing circle and thought I'd investigate, the next thing I know I'm pulled like a rubber band and wind up here. Where ever here is."

ANGETEEN- Who is thinking how much you could make selling Agumon to the military?

"Here w-would be my room." commented Netrogo stepping up alongside Red. "I'm g-guessing by your story that you have no idea either how this 'portal' came to be in my monitor huh?"
"You'd guess right." Agumon responded still looking around the room. "You wouldn't happen to have anything to eat around here would ya, I'm starving."

DARKCATMON- With my luck, the Agumon would consider humans a delicacy.

"Sure knock y-yourself out." Netrogo said tossing Agumon one of the bags of his bags of chips.

EL INTRUDER- Real brave. Why don't you cry 'don't eat me?'

"You'll have to excuse our being a little freaked around you." Soni quipped in, standing between Net and Red. "It's just that in our world you’re a cartoon character."
"Really??" Agumon said wide-eyed. "You mean I'm a TV star."

ANGETEEN- I'd want my cut in of the merchandising.

"Yup, the show Digimon is on one of those after school line ups everyday." Net said regaining his composure.
"Das's swange!" Agumon replied with a mouth full of chips.

EL INTRUDER- And being whisked away to an alternate universe isn't?

"Tell me about it." said Sonimon. He glanced over at the monitor, the portal still showing clear as day. "You know I wonder, if Agumon could travel here through the portal than wouldn't that mean that we can travel there?"

JODAN- Why does that follow under the series famous last words?

"Waitaminit!!! You can't mean..." Netrogo said looking from Soni to the portal. "I mean....what if....we could....maybe....ummm...uhhhhh..."
"Uh-huh." Soni nodded smiling.
"I can't believe we could actually be doing this." Red Rover said gazing at the portal. "You know this might be dangerous."

ANGETEEN- Well DUH.

"Do we care?" Soni asked.
"Nope." Red said.

ANGETEEN- Are we going to care?
NETROGO- Yup.

"Net?" They asked turning to Netrogo.
"Well....I just.....ummmm....Oh alright but shouldn't we, I dunno, let someone know that we're going?" Net asked finally giving in.

DARKCATMON- Like the marines?

"Already done." Soni answered getting up from the laptop. "I just told the other writers in the Mirc channel what's going on. They didn't exactly believe me but a couple of them are going to come over and, should we be gone over half an hour, they'll come and look for us."

ANGETEEN- If you got an email from Soni saying "Gone to the Digital World. Come and check in an hour." Form someone, what would you think?
EL INTRUDER- I'd think that Soni was smoking some strong stuff

"Well I guess that settles it." Net said he reached over and grabbed his aluminum bat from the foot of his bed. "But I'm bringing this. So much as one smart assed digimon tries to eat me I'm knockin his block into 03, got it?"

DARKCATMON- I can already see Machinedramon picking his teeth with that bat.

"Fair enough." Red said smirking at the crazed look in Net's eyes. "Let's go."
The three walked over to the computer, Red and Soni hoisted Agumon up to the screen and gently tossed him in. They looked for a second and watched as Agumon appeared on the screen in the digital world.
"Sooo...who's going first?" Netrogo asked surveying the group. Everyone glanced at one another trying to deduce who would be first.

JODAN- Red and Soni look at each other, then heave Netrogo through. You.

"I've got it, rock paper scissors! Winner goes first." Soni said.
"Sounds good" Red Rover said.
They all stood in a circle and each put one fist into the center. They chanted 'One, two, THREE!!'. They glanced quickly at each others hands. Soni had scissors, Red and Net both had rock. Net and Red faced each other and started again, this time Net did paper but Red had scissors.

ANGETEEN- Which is followed by red making the middle finger salute.

"Well, looks like your first Red." Net said patting Red on the shoulder.
"Yea but is that a good thing?" Red said stepping up to the computer. He reached out a put a hand inside the portal. Again it felt like warm, buzzing jello. He took one final look back, than slid forward into the monitor. Soni and Net stared in disbelief at the sight. Red Rover had quite literally been sucked into the monitor. They quickly stepped forward and looked into the portal. There stood Red looking around dazedly at his new found surroundings.

ANGETEEN- Now that Netrogo and Soni hear no screams of pain, they decide to follow.

Figuring it was safe Netrogo reached into the portal and, like Red Rover, slid himself forward into the screen. It was amazing, it was like he was being pulled by an invisible hand though a tube of jello. He felt as though he were taking hours to get to the other end but suddenly heard a loud crack and, with a hard thud, landed on the ground. He got up and brushed himself off. Reaching down and picking up his bat Net looked around and his jaw nearly hit the ground at the sight he beheld.

EL INTRUDER- Naked Angewomon making out with Renamon?

The Digital World, something he had seen so many times before on a TV screen was now laid out in front of him. It was amazing, it all looked so real, and yet not real. He spotted Red Rover standing against a nearby tree and walked over to him. When he got a couple of feet away he tumbled over laughing. Red was a cartoon character, from head to toe he was fully animated. Red got up and told Net to look at his hands. Netrogo held up a hand and dropped his bat in shock, the hand he was looking at wasn't his it was all beige and slightly funny shaped.

DIGIMONSH- Flashback to Who Framed Roger Rabbit anybody?

"Okay, this." Netrogo said picking his bat up again, still staring at his hand. "This is weird."
"Tell me about it," Red said. "Anyways, Agumon went to get the digidestined so he should be back as soon as Soni gets here."

ANGETEEN- Hey tai! I think we found some of the Digimon Emperor's flunkies!

Just as Red finished they heard a loud thud from behind them. The two turned around and there sat a very animated looking Sonimon. Soni got up and walked over to the others.
"Nice landing there Soni." Red smirked.
"Oh ha ha ha." Soni replied. "So where is everybody?"
"Agumon went to get them he figured it'd be safer if he brought them here instead of us running up to them, less shock that way." Red explained.

EL INTRUDER- I think the shock factor has long since been passed.

"Less shock?!?" Net squeaked. "We do all realize that we are in DIGI world, you know that CAARRTOOON place we usually watch on TV right? I mean we are noticing how crazed this all is huh? And for that matter what do we tell them about us? I'm sorry to say this but 'Hi we're a bunch of guys who write sex stories about you' does NOT inspire confidence when confronting a bunch of people with super powered monsters!!!"

MADMAN- Very good point. Go tell Gatomon that you wrote about her getting raped by tentacles Red. That would be good for a show.

"Calm down Net, everything is going to be fine." Red said. "For one thing yes we do realize what's going on and for a second we obviously aren't going to tell them about the lemons, at least not right away. So just chill ok?"

JODAN- At least not right away? When would be a good time?
EL INTRUDER- Four continents three dimensions away.

"Ok, ok I'm good now." Netrogo said taking a few breaths. "This is still kinda sinking in know what I mean?"
"Ohhh we know whatcha mean," Soni said. "You just have to relax, and one more thing."
"What's that?" Net asked.
"Try not to go nuts with the baseball bat." Soni said pointing to the bat at Netrogo's side.

EL INTRUDER- At least you might give some Darktyrannomon a laugh as you beta up his toenail.

"Huh? Oh, gotcha!" Net said.
As Netrogo lowered the bat to his side the three heard footsteps and quickly turned to see the digidestined walking towards them. They couldn't help but stare in awe, there before them were the digidestined the very ones they wrote/fantasized about. Agumon was in the lead followed by Davis, Veemon, Kari, Gatomon, TK, Patamon, Yolei, Hawkmon, Cody, Armadillomon, Sora, Biyomon, Mimi, Palmon, Matt, Gabumon, and Tai.

ANGETEEN- Sounds like a police line up.

"Guys, I'd like you to meet..." Agumon started when the group had made their way to the trio. "Netrogo, Red Rover, and Sonimon."

DIGIMONSH- Ok, so we got one whose name like a digimon, one named after a dog, and one whose name means who knows what. Weird line up.

A chorus of 'Hellos, Heys and Wassups followed. Then a bunch of hand shaking. Once all the greetings had been done they all sat down to discuss the situation at hand.
"Ok, lemme get this straight." Tai said assessing the situation. "You three are from another world where we're a TV show and somehow you, drumming on your keyboard out of boredom while doing your homework, ended up creating a portal to our world. Agumon than stumbled through the portal and into your bedroom and, after sending Agumon back, you decided for the sheer and utter hell of it to go through the portal behind him. Is that about right?"
"More or less" Netrogo said.

EL INTRUDER- Boy, you three really have been smoking some strong stuff.

"Ah well that's good," Tai continued. "For a minute there I thought this might be something unusual, but instead it's just your typical interdimensional gateway fuck up."

MADMAN- Tai swears?
NETROGO- Hey you know censors, they really clean up the show.

"Yeah that's about it." Red Rover said.
"You know we should probably get Izzy to come take a look at the portal." Yolei commented. "Just to make sure it's stable, I don't think our new friends here wanna get stuck in our world."

DIGIMONSH- As the portal blinks shut behind them.

"Good idea Yolei." Hawkmon chimed in.
"Ok then," Matt said. "Yolei and Hawkmon can go get Izzy, while the rest of us show these three around."
With that Yolei and Hawkmon took off to get Izzy. The rest of the digidestined began walking off down the path with the three wayward writers in tow. The writers stayed back a little behind the destined as they tried to figure out what to do.

EL INTRUDER- Or since this is a lemon, who to do.

"Ok the way I see it is this." Red Rover said. "We had nothing to do in our world so we might as well make the most of this, I mean hey what's the worst that could happen right?"

JODAN- Bigger jinx!

"True, but how do we know what's going on?" Netrogo added.

DIGIMONSH- Try watching the show.

"What'd you mean Net?" Soni asked.
"Well look at it this way, in our world the series has reached 03 but somehow we're in the 02 world." Netrogo explained. "So honestly how do we know what's going on?"
"Hmmmm," Soni thought for a second. "I see your point, we'll just have to talk to the digidestined and keep our ears open. This has to be some point in the 02 series we just have to figure out which point it is."

DARKCATMON- As Malomyotismon bursts over the hills.
NETROGO- I'd head home right then.

The trio nodded to each other in agreement and walked quickly to catch up to the group. They each picked someone and struck up a conversation with them, in an attempt to deduce where exactly they were. Red Rover was talking to Matt, Kari, and Gatomon. Soni to Mimi, Palmon, and Agumon. And Netrogo was talking to Sora, Biyomon, TK, and Palmon. While they all stopped to talk the rest of the digidestined went off in various directions to look for some food. After ten minutes or so Red Rover signalled to the other writers to meet him a little ways down the path. Soni and Net got up and went over to Red.
"Well?" Netrogo asked Red Rover when they were out of earshot.

MADMAN- I think this is going to turn into a bad idea in about five minutes.

"Ok talking to Matt and Kari, I've figured out that we are at the point where they've found out who the Digimon Emperor is but they haven't stopped him." Red said matter of factly. "But here's where it get's strange. All of they're digimon have reached Ultimate, and the 01 digimon have all been digivolving up to Ultimate along side them."

EL INTRUDER- Someone has screwed up the story line.

"What?!?" Netrogo blurted, confused. "But that never happened!"
"I know, I know." Red continued. "What I think it is, is that this is some sort of parallel universe that just happens to vaguely mirror the show that we watch in our world."

DARKCATMON- Well yeah, Red and the others never showed up in the series either.

"That is messed up." Sonimon said. "Next thing we know we'll find out that we're some sort of TV show in their world."

DARKCATMON- Well that would have me checking for hidden cameras in my house.

"Anyways, we should get back to the *CRASH, AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!*" Red was suddenly cut off and the three ran back to the destined as fast as they could. When they got to the digidestined they stared in shock. A group of about 10 or so Vilemon, each with a large black ring around one of their arms, were attacking the group.

DIGIMONSH- Why would ten Vilemon be suicidal enough to attack that group? Magnangemon alone took out a couple hundred single handily.

Most of the digimon had digivolved into their champion or ultimate forms. The three were about to turn around and run back into the woods when they heard something from behind them, they turned to find themselves face to face with, not one but, two Vilemon.

DARKCATMON- If I was Red, my last wish would be to kill Sonimon first, for the idea of coming here.

"Lillymon! Angewoman! Get those guys outta there!!" Came a voice from the battling crowd. Angewoman swooped down and grabbed Red Rover. Lillymon followed close behind and snagged Sonimon off the ground. Netrogo was left standing on the ground, not knowing what else to do he looked up at the two things looming over him. Deciding he'd rather go down fighting he raised his baseball bat and swung as hard as he could at the head of one of the approaching Vilemon.

MADMAN- Oh yeah, you had to be the hero eh?
NETROGO- But of course.

He was surprised to find that the digimon stumbled from the blow, but his luck didn't last as the second Vilemon swung it's hand upside Netrogo's head sending him flying clear across the field and into the trunk of a large tree.

ANGETEEN- Though he needs to work on his follow through with that swing.

Netrogo sat dazed against the tree, he looked up in the sky and saw Lillymon holding Soni and darting around the various airborn projectiles being hurled at them. Suddenly a stone the size of a beach ball collided with the duo and they went crashing down in the distant woods.

EL INTRUDER- Man the vilemon are pretty strong for only being two feet tall.

Netrogo tried to tell someone but his collision with the tree caught up with him and as his thoughts became distorted he drifted off into unconsciousness. Sora noticed the fallen Netrogo and darted over to him in hopes of dragging him someplace where he wouldn't receive any more injuries than he already had.
Meanwhile Angewoman had found a clearing far from the battle and was dropping Red off.

EL INTRUDER- Couple number one right there.

"There," she said lowering him to the ground. "I'll be back for you after we take care of the Vilemon."

DARKCATMON- No problem, let me start setting up the cameras.

"Ok," Red said. "Oh, I think I saw Lillymon and Sonimon crash land somewhere over there in the woods. You might wanna get someone to check on them, after dealing with the Vilemon of course."

DARKCATMON- Another obvious couple right there.
EL INTRUDER- Lucky guy.

"Don't worry, Lilly can take care of herself." Angewoman assured Red. She than took off as fast as she could fly, back to the battle.

JODAN- Now if I was Red, I'd be resisting the urge to cop a feel.

"Well this is fun." Red said to himself sarcastically, looking at his surroundings.

DIGIMONSH- Lets' se, get some flowers ready, a bit of champagne...

Meanwhile Sora had safely dragged Netrogo to a small clearing a short distance from the escalating battle. She laid him down in a patch of soft grass and took a look at his head. Across the right side of his head were three large claw marks, from when the Vilemon clobbered him. She lifted his head and saw that there was a large lump under his hair.

JODAN- And another large lump in his pants.

"Great!" Sora exclaimed. "Looks like we'll be sending you back to your world with a concussion, hope your parents don't mind." Sora removed his shirt and rolled him over, making sure his 'encounter' with the tree hadn't injured his back. As she prodded the muscles and bones in his back, Net began to regain consciousness.

DIGIMONSH- HE would have got up quicker if Sora prodded something else

He opened his eyes to find himself face down on the ground, he was about to get up when he noticed someone was rubbing his back. He turned his head slightly and saw that it was Sora.
"Oh your awake!" Sora said jumping up. "How do you feel?"

DIGIMONSH- Horny.
NETROGO- I have a little more class then that.

"I've got a bit of a headache but otherwise I'm fine." Net said getting to his feet.

DIGIMONSH- Besides from the whole almost being killed thing.

"How did I get all the way out here? Last thing I remember was some big ass Vilemon giving me the backhand of a lifetime."
"Well that's thanks to me." Sora said. "When you collided with that tree you were knocked out, I noticed you and dragged you away from the battle."

ANGETEEN- Girl has some upper body strength.

"Thanks." Netrogo said. "That was really brave of you, risking your own neck to get me to safety."
"Hey it was nothing," Sora blushed. "I'm sure you would've done the same for me."
"No, I'm serious," Netrogo said placing his hand on Sora's shoulders. "In my world most people only care about themselves. They would have been running for cover rather than running to save me. That took a lot of courage."

EL INTRUDER- Man, are you getting Sora?
NETROGO- Come on, why should the Digimon characters get all the fun?

Sora looked up at Netrogo, their eyes met and they seemed to drift into a world of their own. Netrogo pulled Sora in and kissed her as he wrapped his arms around her. They stood locked in each others arms savouring the moment. Net ran his hands down Sora's back, feeling the softness of her skin through her shirt. When he reached her waist he slid his hands down into her pants and gently squeezed her ass. Sora moaned softly at this, she set her head on Net's shoulder and whispered "take me" in his ear.

JODAN- I guess the digidestined are a little easier in this alternate universe as well.

They lowered to the ground as one, Sora slid her pants and panties off and pulled her shirt off. Netrogo removed his pants and underwear. The two rolled back and forth in the grass, arms wrapped around each other and lips locked. Netrogo rolled over on top of Sora and slid his member into her moistened cunt. Sora moaned in delight as Net thrust himself into her, slowly at first but steadily he quickened his pace. Sora rocked her hips in sync with Net's momentum, increasing the experience.

ANGETEEN- As the Vilemon break out the popcorn for the show.

"N-N-Net!!!!!!" Sora cried as she hit her orgasm, her muscles clenched tight on Netrogo's cock and he rammed his full manhood into her, his fluid filling her eagerly awaiting pussy. They remained on wrapped in each others arms as the last of each others orgasms subsided. They got up and dressed, kissed one more time and started on their way back to the others, hoping there was something they could do to help.

EL INTRUDER- Sorry we took so long. We need to have some hot monkey sex.

When they got to the area where the battle had been everyone was gone, the Vilemon, the digidestined, everyone. Netrogo walked over to the tree he had slammed into, there was bark missing from his point of impact. He looked down on the ground and found his baseball bat lying beside where just a short time ago he had lost all consciousness. He picked up the weapon and went over to Sora.
"Don't worry," He said putting an arm around her, "I'm sure their fine. C'mon let's go find them!"

DIGIMONSH- I wouldn't be in such a hurry.
JODAN- Probably just wants a threesome with Biyomon.

With that the two took off into the woods, hoping to find and catch up to the digidestined and the other writers......

ANGETEEN- Not to fast, Sonimon and Red Rover are alone with Lillymon and Angewomon.

to be continued......

EL INTRUDER- Well that was kind of obvious.

There you have it!!!! Part one in what will no doubt be a most exciting series. Now I do have a couple requests for you my fair reader. Thing one: If any of you other writers would like to be a part of my series email me with your pen name, and a little descript of yourself, just enough that I know how to portray you in the series. Thing two: Anyone out there with comments or suggestions about this series can email me at netrogo@wowmail.com I check it at least once a day so I will get your comments don't worry I read everything that gets sent to me (except spam).

DIGIMONSH- Like that'll stop spam.

Well till the next time.......
Be the first to email me with the source of this quote and receive a special anime pic in your email.

JODAN- Ah bribery for emails.

(Why I never walked away, why I played myself this way. Now I see your testing me pushes me away!!!!!!!)

DARKCATMON- I am guessing somebody who needed a girlfriend said that.

Cya!!! *_* \|/

MADMAN- Well putting your own self in a lemon. Self indulgence to the extreme.
NETROGO- Oh come on who wouldn't want Sora?
JODAN- True. Very true.
EL INTRUDER- Yeah it is an interesting twist using lemon writers.
ANGETEEN- Hell he just wanted in the critic series.
NETROGO- Hey a little sucking up goes a long way.
MADMAN- Yes but I commandeered this series months ago. Red is my prisoner now. Speaking of which, it is time to go back.
JODAN- Finally I will get down from this. All the blood has rushed to my head, hanging upside down for so long.
MADMAN- Hmmm and seems my other half has found BahamutX. No matter. (Gestures) BadaBOOM! (All lemon writes transferred to next room in the cage, only one Madman now.)
JODAN- (Looks down at the vat of boiling piranhas.) Oh come on now! At least lose the vat.
BAHAMUTX- Finally. I was waiting for this lemon to be done. Now, it is time to battle!
MADMAN- Actually, this lemon is over.
BAHAMUTX- Oh damn it. Another round of digimon card game?
MADMAN- Why not, sure. Destroy you next lemon.

And that was the continuation of what is now called Madman's Critics series. Thanks to all the writers who participated. Any comments, requests, question, writing tips, etc, e-mail me at mrredrover@hotmail.com.