The Critics Series #17

Darkcatomon's Kitty is Hungry Commentary

(Setting- In Madman's base. Lemon writers captured.... Ah hell you've probably read the prequels. Anyway back at the lemon writer reanimator. Lemon writer reanimator begins to crackle, and suddenly burst in light.)

DARKCATOMON- Whoa damn. About time I got back! So I didn't win Red's contest. I am still a lemon writer! Anyway, at least I had a chance to read the prequels so I know what is going on. And it looks like I need back up.

Meanwhile....

JODAN- (Hanging upside down over vat of boiling piranhas.) Nobody knows the troubles I've seen...... Nobody knows my sorrow.....
DIGIMONSH- Would you PLEASE stop singing that?
JODAN- Well I have been upside down over a vat of boiling piranhas for months now!
DIGIMONSH- Well it's not my fault it takes Red Rover so long to write these lemons!
JODAN- And Madman so long to edit them.
DARCATMON- Not to fear, reinforcements are here!
JODAN- Hey it's the loser from the contest Red Rover held to find out who the Madman was!
DARKCATMON- Ok you stay up there. I brought back some more lemon writers to help us. El Intruder, Netrogo, and Angeteen.
ANGETEEN- Hey.
EL INTRUDER- Yo.
NETROGO- How is it going?
DIGIMONSH- Nice but won't Madman show up now? I mean he edits all this!
EL INTRUDER- Nah he is too busy torturing Red Rover. (El Intruder points through window, Madman having Red Rover strapped to the rack.)
JODAN- Oh good he's distracted, get me down!
ANGETEEN- (Puts down his welder glasses.) You got it. (Welder torch bursts into flame.)
JODAN- Where'd you get that?
ANGETEEN- Plot device. (Begins to burn chains away.)
JODAN- Anyway, how'd you get back Darkcatomon? I mean you lost the contest.
DARKCATOMON- Well, luckily I am a lemon writer as well.
JODAN- Oh really?
DARKCATOMON- Yup. Here, while Angeteen works on the chain. (Grabs remote)
ANGETEEN- (Pulls out giant war axe.) Yeah this may be a while. (Smashes axe into chains, sending up sparks.)
EL INTRUDER- Ah there we go. Darkcatmon's Kitty is Hungry. Part of the Gatomon is a slut series.
ANGETEEN- (Fires up buzz saw.) Nice name for a series. Subtle... (Starts grinding chains as the lemon starts playing.)

Kitty is Hungry

JODAN- Well at least we know who is in the series from that title.

By: DarkCatmon

DARKCATMON- Oh yeah.

This is my first non-3rd season lemon. It occurs during the first season when the group is walking around and uh…doing stuff.

DIGIMONSH- Very explicit detail.

Not a whole lot else happens.

ANGETEEN- (Looks up from chains.) I hope something happens; otherwise it'll be a boring lemon.

This is the first part of a Gatomon series called “Gatomon’s a Slut.” I don’t know whether there will be girl-on-girl stuff because I’m still ill from Mega-Lemon. I warn you fellow lemon writers, do not write 20 girl-on-girl lemons scenes. Heed my warning damn you!

EL INTRUDER- Whoa looks like we started with the wrong lemon.

It was another glorious day in the Digital World. It had been every since Myotismon was killed/deleted.

ANGETEEN- (Has a pair of bolt cutters.) Wait who's talking?
DARKCATMON- It's one of those inner monologue things. It becomes clearer who it is in a bit.
DIGIMONSH- Well judging by the title I'd say Gatomon.
EL INTRUDER- Good guess.

Well, for me it has. For the rest of the world it has been pretty rough. But they haven’t been nailed up the ass by the ugly soda drunk trainer of Myotismons’.

JODAN- That circle shaped digimon Nanomon and Gatomon? Whoa that’d be an odd lemon.

Now that I think of it, I don’t think I have ever willingly had sex.

NETROGO- I'd like to know how many digimon could force themselves on Gatomon.
ANGETEEN- Yeah, I mean you'd think she'd shred Nanomon if he got too pushy.

I guess I’ll have to change that.

DIGIMONSH- I'd hope so, other wise it be a rather boring lemon.

I had risen from sleep and thought up my plan to get off when the others began to wake up.

JODAN- Who is the lucking digidestined or human?
DIGIMONSH- Or couple?

First was Joe.

NETROGO- Whoa he was one of the last one's I would choose.
DIGIMONSH- Apparently not one of the last ones Gatomon would choose.

“Morning, Gatomon,” said Joe licking his lips.
“Good morning Joe. You’re up awfully early.”

EL INTRUDER- Lucky for him.

“Not too early for you.”
“Well I got up to catch some fish. I heard a stream when we were hiking last night.”
“Mind if I come along. I have some things to do.”

NETROGO- Or someone to do.

“Yeah sure,” I agreed. This was my chance. I would have to bang him while he was doing whatever he was going to do.

JODAN- Man she's very blunt.
NETROGO- Oh don't think Joe will mind.

We reached the stream after a short walk and I was crouched over the water sneering at the water. Joe was on the other side washing his clothes and a few of the others’.

NETROGO- Think Joe was washing what he wearing at the time?

(They never did change their clothes yet they were always clean. What’s up with that?)

ANGETEEN- Good question.

I focused my eyes to sense any movement when, a shudder!! Swikersic!! I had gotten a fish. It was splashing on the shore but I had no time to think. Another shudder! Swikersic! Swikersic! Swikersic! Swikersic! Swikersic! Swikersic! Swikersic! Swikersic! Swikersic! Swikersic!

JODAN- Swikersic? What is that supposed to be?
DIGIMONSH- Maybe the name of the fish she is catching.

I had gotten 11 fish in about a half hour and my gloves were very wet.
“You sure are a great hunter Gatomon,” complemented Joe.

EL INTRUDER- Wouldn't that be a good fisher?

“Thanks. All cats are good, but not as good as me,” I sneered smugly as I took off my damp gloves.

NETROGO- Hey she never takes off her gloves.
DARKCATMON- Bear with me, plot device.

“What happened to your hand there,” he inquired pointing to my scar.
“Myotismon….” I admitted meekly.
“Oh, I’m sorry.”
“No it’s okay. It’s not your fault.”
“Let my take a look at it. Maybe I can fix it.” I gave him my paw still a little sceptic that a human could heal a digimon. He pulled some cream out of his bag and rubbed it over my scar. He than squeezed some gel on it and applied a square ban-aid.

ANGETEEN- And he just happens to have all that stuff on him?
DARKCATOMON- Add it to the

“Will it work?” I asked.
“It should. It will gradually regrow fur but the scar will remain under it,” he answered my face close to my right ear. I turned and we were facing each other. He blushed a little and started to open his mouth to apologize when I leaned forward and kissed him.

JODAN- Now THAT is an odd couple.
ANGETEEN- (Pulls out start trek phaser.) Man Gomamon is going to be jealous. (Aims phasers at chains.)

*********************Begin Sex Scene**********This Is Not A Test********

JODAN- Well thanks for the warning.

Joe was usually very shy but he wasn’t right now.

DIGIMONSH- Probably full of raging hormones. Onset of puberty.

Well actually he was just less shy. He put his hand on my shoulder as we continued to soar inside each other’s mouths. His mouth was much bigger than mine so the kissing wasn’t the highlight of the evening.

NETROGO- I don't think kissing would be the highlight of this lemon either.

I stopped and pushed him to the ground. It was no trouble for me but, trying to do it light fully, Joe didn’t go over all the way and waved his arms and collapsed.
I jumped onto his chest and turned around and presented my cunt in front of his face.

JODAN- Joe gets pussy's pussy?
NETRGO- I think that was a lemon by Red Rover.

He reached forward and grabbed my furry little ass and stuck his tongue into my clit. I was overcome by my sudden surge of pleasure but reached down his pants anyway.

DIGIMONSH- I'd hope so. Joe's pants are probably bursting in sexual tension by now.

I pulled through his boxers to find his fully erect member. He continued to explore my pussy as I grabbed his cock and began to stroke it lightly with my hand.

NETRGO- Don't you mean paw?
DARCATOMON- You know what I mean.

He moaned at the touch from my soft fur but I continued to jerk him off as he licked my pussy lips. I licked the head of his cock with my rough tongue. I couldn’t fully reach it so the head was the best I could do, he didn’t seem to mind.

JODAN- I'd be surprised if he did mind.

I began to jerk him up and down wildly as I approached climax. Joe had a very talented tongue and I wanted to feel its full talent. I began to buck my hips more and more with every lick.

EL INTRUDER- Joe's lucky she didn't shatter his nose.

I was so…close, so….close…almost, almost-
“Erahhhhhhhh!” I moaned aloud.

DIGIMONSH- Did you expected her to moan quiet?

I was panting pretty heavily till I noticed Joe’s disappointed expression.

NETROGO- Yeah leave him hanging. It probably kill him.

I smirked at the irony of the situation and pulled his pants and boxers all the way down. I engulfed half his cock and licked every inch I could reach with my rough cat tongue. I bathed the entire length of his enormous cock with his moans as my reward.

NETROGO- Man you think if Joe was that big he'd get further with Mimi.

I began to bob my head all the way up and down his length getting faster and faster. I pulled it out of my mouth and licked the head in circular motions.

JODAN- Are there other motions? I mean you can't exactly lick in a square motion.

He panted and panted as he neared his orgasm until he came all over my face. I licked up what I could but didn’t dwell on it: Kitty was hungry.

ANGETEEN- Feed the kitty eh?
DIGIMONSH- More like feed the pussy now.

I positioned my twat over his cock, which might have been a tad to big for me, and slowly eased down onto it. I began to go farther and farther down as I realized it was just about the right size.

NETROGO- Gatomon strikes me as the one size fits all type.

We were both moaning simultaneously as I began to ride him. I shut my eyes tight and laid back my ears as the feeling mounted. He grabbed my hips and started to guide me up and down.

JODAN- I think Gatomon doesn't need a guide for that.

I was doing my best to get his entire cock in me but he was too big for my tight space. I rested my hands on his legs as I started to pump harder and harder.

NETROGO- You'd think someone with powerful legs as Gatomon's would shatter his pelvis.
JODAN- What a way to go....

I started to jet my waist back and forth with every pump. I was nearing my first cock-induced orgasm in a long time.

DIGIMONSH- I wonder who was responsible for her last cock induced orgasm?

I pumped faster and faster itching to get off, until I went up and down once more, sprang open my eyes and ears and came a river.

NETRGO- Damn she must have been horny.

I panted very loud as Joe continued to pump into my tight space until he shot his load a few moments afterward. His softening cock slipped right out as we lay panting on the ground opposite each other. I gotta do this more often.

JODAN- Joe certainly would agree.

That is the first part of my Gatomon’s a Slut series.

EL INTRUDER- A good name for the series, you're right.
ANGETEEN- (Lights a stick of TNT.) Subtle, yet and blunt. (Places TNT next to chains.)

If anyone has any feedback I would be happy to get it.

JODAN- Other than the feedback "You suck!" I'd imagine.
DARKCATMON- No, those guys I just send their email address to alt.chubby.sheep news group.
ANGETEEN- Ouch harsh.

If anyone has any requests I would be happy to do them. They all go to DarkCatmon@aol.com.

EL INTRUDER- How about another 20 lesbian scenes lemon request?
DARKCATMON- I don't think so! My wrists still hurts!
ANGETEN- Smirk.
DARKCATMON- From typing!
ANGETEEN- Ah. (Stands up.) Well these chains are tough. I think they may take a while.
JODAN- No problem, I've got used to hanging upside down.
DIGIMONSH- How?
JODAN- Apparently I've gone completely insane. WHEEEEE!! (Spins around in a circle.)
DIGIMONSH- Well feel free to keep trying.
EL INTRUDER- No worries, he's still torturing Red. (Points through window to next room.)
NETROGO- Yeah I'd like to know where he got red hot pokers and thumb screws so quickly.
MADMAN- Evil villains shopping guide.
NETROGO- Oh crap on a cracker.
DARKCATMON- Ditto.
ANGETEEN- Whoa, wait, how can you be here... (Points at window to next room, with Madman in the room.) And there?
MADMAN- Multitasking. All powerful here. BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA. And besides, I need my one traditional laugh per lemon.

And that was the continuation of what is now called Madman's Critics series. Thanks to all the lemon writers who have joined in. Any comments or requests for an author email me at mrredrover@hotmail.com.