Before I begin this lemon I would like to extend my thanks to the people who have been emailing me to tell me what a great author they think I am, and also to the people who have requested to be in my new series. It's great to know that there are actually people out there reading my stuff. I would also like to congratulate both Sonimon and Harasho who are both the winners of my last lemon's name that quote game. They both emailed me with the correct answer of 'Nickleback - Too Bad'. As a prize for their successful answer they will be recieving an anime pic hand drawn by me in their email. Koodos guys. Well I should let you get to the lemon than, oh remember that you have to be 18+ to read this, ok? That just makes my life easier.Well enjoy \|/.

 

Things get fucked (in more ways than one)

By: Netrogo (netrogo@wowmail.com)

 

            "Quick this way!" Red Rover said gesturing towards a large door around the corner. He and Gatomon were still making their way out of the castle. They ran around the corner, through the door, and happily into the great outdoors. "Now all we have to do is find the *OOF*!!"

 

            Red Rover landed smackdown on his ass. He turned to see what he had run into and saw Netrogo staring back. Before anyone could say a word Red jumped Netrogo and started punching the shit out of him. Netrogo was too startled to move for a moment but within seconds the two writers were violently brawling, and not showing signs of stopping.

 

            "Why *smack* the hell *pow* are we *slam* fighting??" Netrogo asked between punches.

 

            "Because *wham* you got us *crack* stuck here *bang* thats why!!" Red Rover returned.

 

            Netrogo and Red stopped punching each other, mostly from exaustion, and were now locked, hand in hand, in a mercy fight.

 

            "How is this my fault?" Net asked.

 

            "If you weren't such a lazy prick you wouldn't have been tapping on your keyboard and you wouldn't have opened that damn portal!!!!!" Red retorted.

 

            "What?!? That was a complete accident and you know it!!!" Net replied.

 

            "Hey we need someone to blame and I choose you!!!!" Red said.

 

            "Oh yeah?" Net asked.

 

            "Yeah!!" Red returned.

 

            "Are those two ever gonna stop fighting?" Sora asked Gatomon. They were standing off to the side watching their, less than mature, companions duke it out.

 

            "Dunno." Gatomon replied. "It's a good show though, my money's on Red."

 

            "I'd say it's an even match." Sora said. "I mean Netrogo's kinda crazy when it comes to a fight. You saw what he did to that Vilemon right."

 

            "Yeah, I suppose you're right." Gatomon added. "Hmmmm, maybe we should stop them before they hurt each other."

 

            "Yeah I think we've seen enough macho grandstanding for one day." Sora said. "HEY!!! GUYS STOP FIGHTING!!!!" Red and Netrogo looked at Sora for a second, than at each other. After a second or two they went right back into brawling.

 

            "Aaarrrgghhh!!! Their impossible!" Sora said.

 

            "Allow me." Gatomon said, stepping forward. "Hey boys.....STOP!!!!!"

 

            Netrogo and Red Rover stopped again, this time they looked at Gatomon then at each other. They look back and forth for a moment before consulting with one another.

 

            "Hmmmm, do you think Gatomon here is as powerful as the Gatomon in our world's TV series?" Netrogo asked.

 

            "The real question is do we really wanna risk that?" Red Rover replied.

 

            "No, I'd definetly say no." Netrogo continued.

 

            "Finish this later than?" Red Rover suggested.

 

            "Fine than." Netrogo agreed. Net turned to the girls, "Okay, we've calmed down now."

 

            "Well it's about time." Sora said. "Now maybe we can get back to saving our friends huh?"

 

            "Yeah, but maybe we should try and find Sonimon and Lillymon first." Red Rover said.

 

            "Now why would you have to do that?" Came a voice from above. Everyone looked up to see Lillymon, with Sonimon in her arms, coming in for a landing. "C'mon you guys missed me didn't you?" Sonimon continued.

 

            "Dude!!! Alright we're all back together." Netrogo said pumping a fist in the air. "There ain't no one who stands a chance against us now!!!"

 

            "Yeah because we did soooo well last time." Red Rover said sarcasticly.

 

            "Hey shut up." Net said pointing at Red.

 

            "Why don't you make me?" Red said.

 

            "Gladly!" Net said.

 

            "HEY!!!!" Gatomon shouted.

 

            "Sorry." Came Red and Net's simultaneous appology.

 

            "Oooookay, I'm guessing that I missed something." Soni said looking a bit confused.

 

            "You might say that." Sora said looking angrily at the boys.

 

            "Hey, we said sorry." Net and Red said in unison again.

 

            "Okay guys let's start thinking of a way to get the others outta there." Sora said pointing over her shoulder at the castle.

 

            While they huddled together trying to think up a plan, Harasho and Runhurd were having problems of their own. Someone had ran into the room and dove into the monitor before they even had a chance to see who. All they managed to see was that he was wearing a long, black trenchcoat. They were right now trying to figure out what to do about him.

 

            "I say we go in after him." Harasho said.

 

            "But who's going to stay here and watch the portal?" Runhurd asked.

 

            "What, is it going somewhere?" Harasho asked looking around.

 

            "You know what I meant." Runhurd said crossing his arms.

 

            "Look just tell the guys in Mirc that we've gone in after this guy and let's get going." Harasho said pointing to the laptop.

 

            "Fine, fine." Runhurd said sitting down at the laptop. He typed in 'gone after guy who dove into portal, back later'.

 

            Harasho and Runhurd stood infront of the portal and looked at each other.

 

            "Well this is it." Harasho said.

 

            "Yup." Runhurd said.

 

            "Any last words?" Harasho asked.

 

            "Nope." Runhurd said.

 

            "Well than, LET'S GO!!!!!" Harasho shouted charging at the monitor with Runhurd following close behind. Harasho dove head first into the screen he suddenly felt a warm feeling flush over his body as he slid through the screen. It was wonderful, he relaxed and floated though the swirling mists around him. Suddenly he felt the warmness stop, right about the same time that he hit the ground. He was just about to get up when Runhurd landed on top of him. They scrambled to their feet and took a look around at their surroundings.

 

            "Whoa....." Harasho said.

 

            "Yeah, Whoa...." Runhurd repeated.

 

            They stood staring at everything around them in awe of what was going on. They took a look behind themselves at the portal they had just jumped through. It looked relatively the same on this side except it showed a picture of Netrogo's room in the center instead of the digital world.

 

            "Well let's get going, we gotta find that guy and stop him." Runhurd said.

 

            "Why do we have to stop him anyways?" Harasho asked

 

            "Ummm...I dunno...maybe he's here to hurt Net, or Red, or Soni." Runhurd suggested.

 

            "Ohhhh, well than let's go." Harasho said and the pair took off into the woods, with absolutely no clue where to start looking.

 

            Meanwhile our intrepid heros had thought up a plan and were now making their way to Gennai's.

 

            "So, lemme get this straight. We're going to Gennai's because everything here seems to have something to do with fate and destiny, therefor insinuating that we were destined to come here and also meaning that we no doubt have something we can use against the forces of evil." Netrogo said.

 

            "Exactly." Sonimon said.

 

            "Great, my life has become a flipping comic book." Netrogo shouted throwing his arms in the air. "Anytime now Superman is going to fly in and a big super battle is going to break out in the middle of a busy suberban street while........." Netrogo continued to ramble.

 

            "Is he ever going to stop?" Lillymon asked looking back at Netrogo who was still going on about superheros and waving his arms around like a lunatic.

 

            "Oh yeah, eventually." Red Rover said. "He'll go on like this for a good fifteen or so minutes and change topics frequently before he realizes no ones listen, then he'll get mad at us for ignoring him and he'll tell us we all suck and that we can go fuck ourselves."

 

            "Oh c'mon no one is that predictable." Sora said.

 

****************************Ten or fifteen minutes later*************************

 

            "...and that is why the cheese in my fridge was talking to the milk." Netrogo finished, he looked ahead of him at the others who were all walking, talking, and completely ignoring him. "Oh see there ya go ignoring me as usual, you guys all suck you know that. I mean you can all go fuck yourselves for all I care." Netrogo said crossing his arms and glaring at the rest of the group.

 

            "See what did I tell you?" Red Rover said to Sora.

 

            "Whoa, I mean, just whoa." Sora said looking back at Netrogo. "I honestly thought you were kidding but....damn."

 

            "Yeah, it's kinda funny actually." Red Rover said.

 

            "Hey guys, when your done making fun of Net you might like to notice that we're here." Soni said.

 

            There before them was Gennai's house. They all went up and knocked and a minute later a short little old man opened the door.

 

            "Well, hello there. Come in, come in, I've been expecting you." Gennai said letting them all in.

 

            "How were you expecting us?" Netrogo asked. "We didn't even know we would be here today."

 

            "Oh I've heard tell of you." Gennai said. "There are many stories of several young people who would come to the digital world and fight alongside the digidestined to stop the ultimate evil."

 

            "But how do you know that we're the ones?" Red Rover asked.

 

            "Take a look," Gennai said gesturing towards the back of the room. "I found these tablets in a cave on one of the highest mountains in digi world. They speak of ten mysterious people who would appear in the digital world. However the pictures were always distorted but not too long ago a few of the faces became visible."

 

            Netrogo, Sonimon, Red Rover, Sora, Lillymon, and Gatomon all looked at the tablets. They looked in shock at the crystal clear pictures of Net, Soni, and Red staring back at them. They looked at the other pictures on the tablets which were mostly distorted and unclear, except for three. There was a picture of Harasho, Runhurd and someone else.

 

            "Who's that?" Sora asked pointing to the sixth clear picture.

 

            "I don't know," Sonimon replied. "I know that's Harasho and over there's Runhurd but I've never seen him before. What about you guys?"

 

            "Nope." Red Rover said.

 

            "Never seen him before in my life." Netrogo answered.

 

            "Strange." Sonimon said looking at the picture. "You know we should contact the others and see if."

 

            "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!" Netrogo said cutting off Sonimon. "I just thought of something. If those pictures only became clear when we arrived in the digital world then that means...."

 

            "HARASHO AND RUNHURD ARE HERE TOO!!!!!"  Sonimon and Red Rover shouted at the same time.

 

            "And that other guy is probably here as well." Gatomon added.

 

            "True, we should probably find them." Lillymon said.

 

            "Yeah, but what about the others who are still trapped in Ken's tower?" Sora asked.

 

            "I have an idea for you." Gennai said. "Why don't three of you go find our new arrivals and the other three can go rescue the imprisoned digidestined."

 

            "That's a great idea." Netrogo said. "How about me, Sora, and Soni go find the others. Red, and Gatomon can go rescue the others since they know where they are and Lillymon can go with them as backup."

 

            A chorus of sures, greats, and I guesses echoed through the room and, after saying goodbye to Gennai, they all took off for there respective missions.

 

            Meanwhile Harasho and Runhurd had run into a problem, they had found the path that the mysterious guy had run down but the path had split off in two seprate directions. They were standing at the vile fork in the road trying to determine what to do.

 

            "This sucks!!!" Harasho complained. "I thought being in the digital world would be cool."

 

            "Well it is kinda cool, it's just we came at a bad time." Runhurd said.

 

            "You mean came because of a bad time." Harasho corrected. "The only reason we're here is because of that guy."

 

            "Yeah but it's still kinda cool." Runhurd retorted.

 

            "Whatever." Harasho conceded. "Anyways it looks like we're gonna have to split up. Fuck, we've been in the fictional place already and we're already splitting up."

 

            "Yeah it's like some unwritten rule." Runhurd laughed. "When in a ficitional place you must split up frequently."

 

            "Ha ha, well see ya later." Harasho said taking off down the right fork, while Runhurd took off down the left.

 

            Harasho ran for a little while before stopping to rest on a large rock next to the path. He was sitting rubbing his feet when he spotted something through the trees. He got off the rock and walked through the trees and saw a girl about his age sitting in a small clearing crying. As he got closer he noticed how completely gorgeous she was. Her hair was down to her shoulders and she had the most perfect tits he'd ever seen.

 

            "Hey, uhhhh why are you crying?" He asked when he got close enough.

 

            "Aaaah," The girl let out a small scream and jumped up. She turned to face Harasho and breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh thank god!!!" She cried out throwing her arms around Harasho. "I thought for a minute you were one of them."

 

            "Who?" Harasho asked hoping to prolong having the beautiful girl hanging off him.

 

            "The horrible digimon that were trying to attack me." She cried clinging even tighter to Harasho.

 

            "Well I've been walking around this area for a little while and haven't seen any digimon at all so they must have given up." Harasho said trying to sound macho.

 

            "Really? Ohhh you're like my hero." The girl cried out. She brought her face up to his and kissed him. "A hero like you deserves a reward." She reached down and ran her hand between his legs. "Don't you think?"

 

            'Sweet!!!!' Harasho thought to himself. 'I've been in the digital world for all of ten minutes and it's turning out just like all those lemons we write.'

 

            "If you insist!" He said puffing out his chest.

 

            "Ohh I do." She said.

 

            The girl got down on her knees and positioned herself infront of Harasho's crotch. She unzipped his pants and pulled them down to his ankles, followed by his boxers. Harasho's knees buckled as she took his whole dick into her mouth and sucked hard. As she continued sucking Harasho lowered himself to a laying position, moaning as she sucked even harder on his throbbing prick. As she sucked him off she undid her own pants and reached inside, gently massaging her moistening cunt. She slid two of her fingers into her pussy and began thrustening them in and out in sync with the tempo she was sucking Harasho's dick. She moaned as she approached her own orgasm and quicked her pace. Harasho was panting loudly as she sucked faster and harder on his cock, her head bobbing up and down rapidly. The girl rammed her fingers into her self one more time and came, a wet mark forming on the jeans she was wearing. After she came she sucked a couple more times on Harasho and he blew his load, which she quickly swallowed totally. The two layed in the grass staring at the sky before Harasho dozed off, the girl got up and walked towards the trees. As she approached the trees her skin turned green, her hair turned purple and a long red cape grew from her back. When she got to the trees she took one look back at the now sleeping Harasho.

 

            "Soon," She whispered to herself, and dissappeared into the foliage.

 

            To be continued....................

 

            Well there you have it, once again I'm leaving you all hanging. HA HA HA HA, AIN'T I A PRICK. Anyways I'm really tired so I'm not gonna rant or say anything witty and clever right now but look forward to a renewed me in the next installement of 'REALITY WARP'.

Cya \|/

 

(For today's contest the person who can name the character that fucked Harasho will get a fabulous picture, drawn by me, in their email Hint: Read 'The Hunt' series. PS Harasho and Soni can enter but they'll only get the prize if no one else gets it. Sorry guys but I gotta be fair :p.)