AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! I HATE BEING BORED!!! FUCK IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!! EVERYDAY IT'S THE SAME OLD SHIT, BORED BORED, GODDAMN FUCKING BORED!!!! AND LET'S NOT FORGET ALL THE OTHER SHIT ON TOP OF BOREDOM. "GET A JOB, DON'T STAY OUT LATE" AND THAT'S THE FAMILY, I'VE ALSO GOTTA DEAL WITH FRIENDS. GOD I GOT SOME FRIENDS WHO WANNA DO NOTHING BUT TELL ME ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THEIR LIVES BUT THE MOMENT I WANNA FUCKING TALK "NOT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE A HEADACHE" OR "I'M NOT IN THE MOOD" WHAT THE FUCK?!? I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S DRIVING ME COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!! *pauses* *takes deep breath* Okay, okay. Now that I have that off my chest I suppose I should make with the legalities so you can hurry up and get to the whole reason your reading this in the first place. Sooo here it is.... You've gotta be 18 or older to read this work of fiction as it contains material of a sexual nature, and as the govenment will tell you sex is wrong because if people have sex than they enjoy themselves and a happy populace doesn't bow before their militant nazi bastard fucking ways. But anyways enjoy the third instalement of Reality Warp while I go out politician hunting.
(ps: For politician bait I'm using teenage interns and 6 year old little boys he he he, I'd use charity money but they all ready got it all.)
Trapped!!!
By: Netrogo
"GODDAMN, THIS IS REDICULOUS!!!!" Netrogo shouted at the top of his lungs. "How do you guys put up with this shit?"
"I don't really know," Sora shrugged to the less than thrilled writer. "I guess it sorta comes naturally."
"NATURALLY?!?" Netrogo squaked. "RUNNING AROUND THE WOODS, LOOKING FOR A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WITH A BUNCH OF MONSTERS COMES NATURALLY?!?"
"Why are you yelling at me?" Sora asked walking up to Netrogo. SNAP OUT OF IT!!" She shouted slapping him across the face.
"Owww," Netrogo said rubbing the side of his face. "Thanks Sora I needed that."
"Well we don't need you losing your mind out here now do we?" She smirked.
"Heh heh, I guess not." Netrogo laughed. "You never know when I'll actually come in handy."
"Well you did take on that Vilemon all by yourself." Sora said smiling.
"Yeah and that helped sooo well eh?" Netrogo said sarcastically.
"Awww soo the second one tried to take your head off." Sora said putting an arm around Net. "Just think with a head as hard as yours you probably broke his hand." Sora reached up and knocked on the top of Net's head."
"Heyyy." Netrogo said nudging Sora. "I don't make fun of you."
"Yea but I just have this overwhelming urge to make fun of you." Sora said.
"Translation being that I'm the only one here hence the urge." Netrogo added in.
"Exactly!!" She agreed.
"Well where to now Digi-girl?" Net said to Sora.
"Well I personally think since noone was at the portal maybe we should go check that spot where you said you saw Sonimon and Lillymon crash." Sora said.
"Good idea Sora. Let's go!!" Net said taking off in the direction of the crash.
"Hey wait up!!" Sora cried out racing after Netrogo.
Meanwhile, high above the trees and plants, Lillymon and Sonimon were scouting around trying to spot atleast one of the others.
"Hey gorgeous do you see anything yet?" Lillymon asked her flightless passenger.
"Not a thing Lilly." Sonimon said looking up. "Maybe we should grab up some food before searching any further. Something tells me it wouldn't be a good thing to have you revert back to Palmon in mid flight."
"He he, I suppose you're right." Lillymon laughed. "I know of a little grove with lots of fruits and vegetables growing all over it."
"Well let's go than." Soni said as they took off for the grove.
And meanwhile in another part of the digital world, we find a less than cheerful Red Rover forcing his way through some very heavy shrubbery.
"Goddamn Netrogo!!! Goddamn Sonimon!!!!" He grumbled as he truged through the thick foliage. "When I get my hands on them I'm going to KILL THEM. Well wound Soni, after all it's not ALL his fault. But Net fucking asks us to come over and help him. Now I'm trapped wandering through these freaking woods with nothing to eat, and I can't eat what I find around me cause I don't know what's healthy, what's poisonous, and what's going to jump up and try to eat me!!!!!"
As Red continued plotting ways to kill Netrogo while he dragged his way on through the brush, in yet another part of digi world we find the imprisoned digidestined attempting to come up with an ecape plan.
"I've got it!!!" Veemon exclaimed. "I can pick the lock with my tail."
"Uhhh Veemon," Agumon said. "It's an electronic lock."
"Ohhhhhhh," Said Veemon looking down at the ground. "Guess that won't work than."
"Well no, but atleast you tried," Agumon said.
"Yeah Veemon," Kari said walking over to him. "Cheer up, we'll find a way outta here."
Meanwhile (we'll leave them for a bit cause there ain't much to talk about) back in the real world Harasho and Runhurd are having a heated debate.
"You go!!!" Harasho said.
"No you!!!" Runhurd said back.
"You!!!" Harasho replied."
"You!!!!" Came Runhurd's reply.
"Look," Harasho said. "We can't both go to the store, someone has to stay and keep tabs on the portal."
"Fine I'll go." Runhurd said. "I think we should get someone else to come down here, cause I think were just a little bit short handed."
"I'll talk to the guys on Mirc and see what they think." Harasho said plopping down at the laptop as Runhurd went out the door. "He he, I wonder if Soni has any pics saved on his hard drive."
Harasho looked through the folders on Sonimon's hard drive for a minute until he spotted one marked hentai, laughing he clicked on it. The moment he did a message window popped up and in big red and green letters it said. 'HEY GUYS, SONI INFORMED ME OF THIS FOLDER AND I THOUGHT IT WAS IN MY BEST INTEREST TO INFORM YOU THAT IF YOU SO MUCH AS THINK OF WACKING OFF IN MY ROOM I'M GONNA CUT IT OFF AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU PIECE BY FUCKING PIECE!!!!! <-- Netrogo"
"Holy shit," Harasho said reading what the message said. "This has to be some kind of joke to freak us out, it was probably set to some timer thing." He moved the mouse and clicked on the first picture in the folder, suddenly another message popped up. 'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THE MESSAGES ARE WIRED INTO THE FOLDER AND HALF THE PICTURES IN IT. AND THE OFFER STILL STANDs THAT IF YOU JERK OFF IN MY ROOM I WILL CUT IT OFF AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU!!! GOT IT?? <-- Netrogo'
"Damn," Harasho said closing the folder. "He fucking thought of everthing."
Back in the digital world.
"Ha ha ha ha," Netrogo laughed.
"What's soo funny?" Sora asked.
"Huh, oh it's just I rigged a message into Sonimon's laptop that the two guys back in our world should be getting right about now knowing them." Netrogo explained laughing some more.
"Ohhh well what was the message?" Sora asked.
"I'll tell you later." Netrogo said regaining his composure. "First we should find the others."
"Oookay," Sora said, somewhat confused. "Well those Vilemon seemed to have come from that direction so lets check it out."
With that the two set off in the direction that the Vilemon had came from. Not more than a couple city blocks away Red Rover had calmed himself to the point of logic.
"Okay lemme see." He pondered, out loud to himself. "Those Vilemon seemed to be coming from that direction so if I go that way I'll probably find the others. I'm sure atleast one of them must've thought of the same thing as me."
Red Rover took off running in the same direction as Netrogo and Sora. Off in another part of the digital world Lillymon and Sonimon had just finished eating there fill of the lucious fruit that grew wild in the grove Lilly had taken them too.
"Oh man Lilly, you were soo right about this place." Sonimon said rubbing his stomach.
"I thought you'd like it." Lillymon said smiling.
"I like all of mother nature's creations." Sonimon said smiling back at Lillymon.
"You know flattery will get you nowhere." Lillymon smirked at Sonimon.
"Oh I'm sure it'll get me plenty of places just fine." He replied.
"He he, Yeah you're right, but not right now. We should get back to looking for the others." Lillymon said getting serious.
"Hmmmm, well those Vilemon came from that way. So let's go the others'll hopefully be going in that way too." Soni said.
"Alright than, let's go!!!" Lillymon said scooping up Soni and taking off in the direction that Red, Net, and Sora were going in.
*****************************Half an Hour Later*******************************
Red Rover burst out of the shrubery breathing heavly. He looked up at the enormous castle that lay before him. Looking at the majestic construct before him he found the words to describe its splendor.
"HOLY SHIT THAT MOTHER FUCKIN THING IS HUUUGE!!!!" He shouted to himself. "With the way my lucks going I'll get in there and find out that the others are in some other enormous palace."
Red took off inside, as he slunk through the halls he made sure to keep extra quiet to avoid arousing suspicion from anyone who may be around. He decided that the most likely place to start would be the basement and than make his way up towards the top. Red walked down the main hall a little ways and spotted a flight of stairs leading down. Not hesitating he sped down them as quickly as he could, to his relief there were no guards of any kind on the lower floor. He had just finished looking through the first basement hall when he heard voices. Red made his way towards the voices and was overjoyed to find the digidestined, however he was less than overjoyed to find that they were all locked up.
"RED!!!!" They all cried out in unison.
"Shhhhhhh!!!!" Red whispered.
"Sorry." Matt said. "Man, you've gotta get us outta here."
"I will, I will. Where are the lock controls?" Red asked looking around.
"Over there by those boxes." Cody said reaching through the bars and pointing.
Red Rover ran over and examined the control panel.
"Hmmmm, It's a simple password lock. Given Ken's disposition I think I have a pretty good idea what the password is." Red said smuggly. He reached up and typed in 'EMPEROR' on the keypad. There was a loud whirring sound and suddenly the cell door slid open.
"Oh yeah!! Who da man!!" Red said pumping his hands in the air.
Everyone ran out to Red, either hugging him or, shaking his hand. After everyone had gotten their turn to thank Red they slowly began making their way out of the castle. When they were about half way to the exit Red realized that everything looked different. He looked around himself, it was impossible, he had made sure that they all took the exact same path he had taken in, yet somehow everything looked different. It suddenly dawned on him why.
"TURN BACK IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!!!" Red shouted just as a dozen or so holes opened up underneath them. Red Rover grabbed the wall as he fell and threw his other hand out blindly hoping to save atleast someone. He breathed a sigh of relief as he felt his hand take hold of what appeared to be a tail. Looking down he saw that he was clutching Gatomon.
"KARI!!!!!!!!" Gatomon shouted reaching out like a child being pulled from it's mother. "LEMME GO YOU MORON, I'VE GOT TO HELP KARI."
"Hey!!!! Get a grip, you'll be alot more helpful if we have the upper hand on Ken." Red said pulling the two of them up. "Think about it, he thinks we're down those holes with the others. That means we have the element of surprise."
"You're right, I just hope Kari's okay." Gatomon said looking down the hole.
"I'm sure she's just fine. Killing isn't exactly Ken's way." Red said smiling. "Now I think we should head down this hall. It's pretty majestic looking so odds are it'll lead us to Ken."
They walked down the hall carefully, keeping an eye out for traps and guards. At the end of the hall there was a single door. Red Rover reached out and turned the knob. There was a loud click and suddenly a door opened up underneath them. They were falling down an incredibly deep tunnel at a rapid speed. Red, purely out of instinct, grabbed Gatomon and forced her up against the wall. She sank her claws into the smooth metal, stopping her descent, Red Rover however.....
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* The sound of Red Rover colliding with the ground reverberated off the walls. He lay there spread eagled and face down on the ground. He was barely concious yet he could sortof hear a light clanging sound and someone calling out his name.
There was another loud bang as Gatomon landed, on her feet, beside Red. He rolled him over, his face making a suction cup sound as she gently tugged him off the floor. She did a quick look over and was relieved to find that he only seemed to be suffering from a mild concussion and shock.
Red was sure that someone was holding him up and tapping him lightly on the face. He thought this was a person he knew but he wasn't sure. Everything seemed so...distorted. Like he was looking in a funhouse mirror. He was starting to get a grasp on what was going on, still a little dazed he reached his hands out trying to feel the distorted shapes around him.
"Well, atleast your moving on your own again." Gatomon said letting go of Red. "Now you just need to get a grip on what's going on arooooouuugghhh."
Gatomon cut her sentence short as Red, still dazed and not seeing to cleary, started gropping her chest. Gatomon was about to pull away when she started getting a little turned on. She purred softly.
At first Red Rover wasn't sure what he had his hands on, but when he heard Gatomon purring he clued in, and decided to have some fun with it. He was still a little dazed but he had enough of a grasp on the situation to know what to do. He rubbed Gatomon's chest and slowly brought his hands lower and lower down her body. She purred with delight as Red reached between her legs and ran his hand along her slit. He massaged her clit between his fingers, bringing her closer to the edge. He reached out with his other hand and slid two of his fingers up her moistened cunt. Gatomon leaned back on her paws and purred lowdly as she came over Red's hands.
"Something tells me you're not so out of it anymore." Gatomon said looking into Red's eyes.
"I think that something is right." Red said slyly.
"Well, I guess I better do something about that." Gatomon said as she grabbed the bulge that had formed in Red's pants. "Don't you?"
"I-I suppose you should." Red panted as Gatomon started undoing his pants.
Gatomon slid his pants and boxers down to his ankles and brought herself up head to head with the member 'standing' before her. She took with her right paw and stroked it a couple of times. She than pulled her face in close and dragged her rough tongue along the shaft and around the head, causing much moaning from the recipient. With one final look at her mismatched lover she took his eagerly awaiting prick into her mouth right upto the hilt. Red tipped his head back and moaned in ecstasy as Gatomon continued her treatment. Gatomon bobbed her head faster and faster, bringing Red ever closer to cumming. Just as he was about to though she pulled back, Red was about to voice his annoyance when she shoved him onto his back. He looked up just in time to see her spear herself on his manhood. Gatomon had never done it before but she felt something with Red Rover that she had never felt with anyone else, human or digimon. As she humped Red's more than grateful prick she wondered if this just might be love. These thoughts were quickly pushed from her mind when the starting effects of an orgasm started returning to her, she humped harder and faster trying to bring herself over again. Red Rover was no longer dazed and was thrusting his hips in unison with his feline partner. The two gave each other a couple more thrusts than came, in unison, Red filling Gatomon up as hers coated Red's hips. The two laid in each others arms for a moment before getting up and cleaning off.
They took a look around at their surroundings and decided that the best way out would be the hole they fell down. They regained some of thier energy before hoisting each other back up to the tunnel. Red braced his hands and feet against the walls of the narrow shaft and shimmied up as Gatomon mearly dug her claws into the soft metal. After a few minutes of climbing they reached the top of the tunnel and squeezed out. After a quick inspection of their surroundings they decided to go back down the hallway and find thier way out, planning to return with the others to rescue the lost digidestined.
To be continued.............
Well doesn't that just leave you hanging eh? Bet it makes you real mad huh? Well too bad you can't just come over and beat me up for making you so mad huh? Why can't you just come over and beat me up do you ask? Why else other than....YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE NYAH NYAH NYAH. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I AM EVIL. I LEAD YOU ALONG JUST TO DROP YOU ON YOUR ASS. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! If you object horribly to this 'injustice' feel free to email me at netrogo@wowmail.com I guaruntee to respond to every email I get, just goes to show how much of a life I have eh?
Name this weeks quote and get a special anime pic in the
mail. The last quote's correct answer was "
Hint:This quote is also a popular song.
("It's too bad, it's too bad, it's too late, it's soo wrong, so long. It's too bad we had no time to rewind, let's walk, let's talk.")