OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK?!? AGAIN?!? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?!? WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD YOU HAVE?!? COULD IT BE THAT I'M JUST THAT DAMN GOOD A WRITER THAT IT WOULD SIMPLY COMPEL YOU TO RETURN?!? DUH!!! OF COURSE!!! Anyways you probably wanna get to the sweet, sweet lemony goodness contained within this writing and not listen to me rant. But first here comes the moment we all 'wait' for (yeah wait for it to go away maybe) *insert drum role* THE LEGAL CRAP!!!!! Man, even a drum role can't make me having to tell you that ya gotta be over 18 to read this any better. I think we should all go kick the crap outta our various governmental type people. Whatta ya say? C'mon, it'll be fun!!! Trust me!!! But before we do that I give you the second exciting episode of *insert second drum role* Reality Warp!!!!!! YAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crashing in love
By: Netrogo
"Ok....*huff*....enough...*pant*...walking...." Netrogo panted.
"Sorry but we have to keep going," Sora said. "We have to find the others."
"What if...*puff*....we were to...*huff*... go back to the...*pant*...portal..." Netrogo suggested though still quite winded. "Izzy...Yolei...and Hawkmon'll....*gasp*...be there soon."
"Hmmm," Sora thought for a moment. "That's not such a bad idea, besides that the others should be returning to the portal too."
"Good, let's...go..."Netrogo said slowly regaining his composure. "C'mon."
The two turned around and quickly set off for the area where the portal that had brought Netrogo, Sonimon, and Red Rover to the digital world was located. Back in the real world Harasho and Runhurd had just pulled into Netrogo's driveway. As they were walking up to the house Netrogo's mom and his two younger brothers were just walking out the door. They told her that they were here to help Net fix his computer. She told them that he wasn't home at the moment but they could wait for him in the house. She also told them to remind Net that they were going to pick up his dad from work and then they were heading to Tobermory to visit some family and that they'd be back in a couple of days. Harasho promised and, tipping his philidelphia flyers hat to her, walked into the house with Runhurd following right behind him. They both knew where Net claimed to have gone but their eyes nearly fell outta their heads when they saw Net's monitor.
"Oh my god," Runhurd muttered. "The fucker was telling the truth!"
"Well...ummm...maybe we should let the others in the chan know." Harasho suggested.
"Good idea." Runhurd said sitting down at Soni's laptop, which was still on the floor where he'd left it hooked up. "While I let them know you try to think of some way to contact the guys on the others side of that portal thingy."
"Sounds good by me." Harasho uttered dropping onto Net's bed and drifting into deep thought.
As Runhurd and Harasho 'set to work' back in the digital world things were not so simple. Red Rover had grown quite tired of waiting for Angewoman to come back. He had paced the clearing,
she'd left him in, over a dozen times. He'd counted all the trees that were within his range of sight. He'd than set to work counting the blades of grass, but had given up after he got to blade number 3692.
"AAAARRGGGHHH, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!" Red Rover shouted. "OF ALL THE LAMEASS THINGS TO HAVE HAPPEN, I HAD TO GET STUCK HERE!!!" He looked around at his surroundings one more time.
"THAT'S IT!!!!" He cried out. "I AM SOO OUTTA HERE!!!" With that he took off into the woods, not caring where he ended up just soo long as it was far from the goddamn clearing.
The rest of the digidestined could only wish they were stuck in an empty clearing. After Lillymon and Angewoman had taken off almost two dozen more Vilemon had shown up and overwhelmed our motely crew. When Angewoman had returned they had captured her as well. They had been dragged to Ken's fortress and thrown in the dungeon.
"I can't believe he threw us in the dungeon?!?"
"Yea? Well at least your digimon is here." Mimi exclaimed. "I can only hope that Lillymon is okay."
"Don't worry Mimi, she can take care of herself." Gatomon said. "I'm worried about those guys who came through that portal. I mean they've probably never had to deal with stuff like this and we have, you know?"
"I suppose your right." Mimi sighed. "Someone might want to comfort Biyomon though."
Everyone turned to see Biyomon sitting in a corner of the cell softly crying to herself.
"Oh Sora...*sniff*...I hope your alright..."She whimpered.
"I'm sure she's fine." Cody said walking over to Biyomon. "She probably got away from the battle with those guys."
"Are you s-sure?" Biyomon stuttered.
"Positive! Why their probably on their way to save us as we speak." Cody smiled.
And, in yet another part of the digital world we find a very unconcious Lillymon and an equally unconcious Sonimon lying a couple feet from each other under a particularly large tree. Soni stirred slightly and began to sit up.
"Uuugghh, anyone get the license of that rock?" He mumbled to himself while rubbing his head. He got to his feet and looked around, he spotted Lillymon a few feet away and raced over to her. He got down on his knees and checked if she was hurt. She was worse for the wear to see the least. Sonimon thought hard and tried to remember what had happend. The last thing he could remember was the two of them spiriling towards the tree behind him at breakneck speed.
What he didn't know was that the reason she was so much more injured than him was that when they were about to hit the tree she had wrapped herself around him to shield him from the blow. It had worked most of the way down the tree but near the last few branches she had lost conciousness and her grip on Soni, who had ended up taking a club sized branch to the noggin before bellyflopping onto the ground.
At the moment all Soni cared about was seeing to Lillymon's injuries. He noticed she had various gashes all over her body so he carefully removed her clothing and placed it to one side. He turned and stopped, excpet for the cuts he was looking at something he practically dreamed about, Lillymon laid out totally nude infront of him. However he, painfully, pushed those urges aside and set to work bandaging Lillymon's wounds. To bandage her wounds he ripped the sleeves off his sweater and tore them into strips. After bandaging her up he rolled her tattered clothing up into a ball and placed it under her head like a pillow, he than went to get some water from a nearby river with her helmet. While he was out getting water he had come across an peach tree and picked several large ones for him and Lilly to eat when she awoke. When he got back to Lillymon he placed the fruit and water at the base of the tree and went to check on Lillymon. He was happy to see her eyes fluttering, he grabbed one of the remaining strips of cloth from his sleaves and dunked it in the water. He than gently rubbed Lillymon's forehead with it. Lillymon blinked and slowly opened her eyes looking straight up and Sonimon.
"Well welcome back to the land of the living," Sonimon said cheerfully. "I thought for a second that you were going to sleep for weeks."
"Uuggghh, I wish I had. What happend, and..." Lillymon looked down at herself. "EEEK, WHY AM I NAKED????" She shouted trying to cover herself.
"Oh...ummm...sorry. It's j-just that you were c-cut up pretty bad and I n-needed to take off your clothes to b-bandage you up." Soni explained staring at Lillymon who was now standing a few feet infront of him.
"Oh...you didn't...ummm...you know...did you?" Lillymon asked nodding down at herself.
"What?!? No, no, no, no, no, of course not," Sonimon blathered out. "I'd only do something like that if...ummm....if..."
"If....what? If I wanted you to?" Lillymon said seductively.
"Uhhh...yeah....I guess..." Sonimon said as Lillymon walked towards him, no longer trying to cover herself.
"Well," She continued. "What if I wanted to?"
"I g-guess I'd have t-to." Sonimon stuttered.
"I want to." Lillymon said wrapping her arms around Sonimon's neck and kissing him. He opened his mouth to say something but she simply thrust her tongue into his mouth. Soni stood wide eyed for a seconds as Lillymon continued kissing him. 'Waitaminit' He thought to himself. 'Why the hell am I not taking advantage of this, am I nuts.' As if to answer his question Lillymon reached down and began rubbing the steadily growing bulge in his pants. 'That does it, she wants it than I'm gonna give it!" He thought to himself and quickly undid his pants letting them drop to the floor. He wrapped his arms around Lillymon, the couple lowered themselves to the ground still embracing and continued making out. Lillymon started kissing Soni's neck and made her way down his chest and stomach. When she got down to his now fully erect penis she gave it a playful lick poking fun at the ever ready writer. She gave him a few more 'play' licks before taking his entire prick into her mouth and sucking it like a straw. Soni grabbed the ground in ecstasy, he hadn't had a blow this good in a long while. Since Lillymon was positioned by his side he reached over and pulled her up onto him, burying his face between her legs. Soni couldn't help but notice how she smelled like apple blossoms. He began licking and sucking on her clit, savouring every taste.
The pair were soon going strong, and in total unison. Sonimon was about ready to cum and began sucking and licking even faster, pushing Lillymon even closer to her orgasm. As they each got ready to cum they each gave one hard final suck and came as one, Soni filling Lilly's mouth as she covered his face. They stayed on the ground a few more minutes kissing before getting up and going to the river to clean off. After washing up they decided to try to find the others.
"I'd say our best bet would be going back to the portal." Sonimon suggested. "At the very least we know Yolei, Hawkmon, and Izzy'll be there."
"That's a great plan." Lillymon smiled. "C'mon I'll fly us there."
"Excellent." Soni said as Lillymon wrapped her arms around him and the two of them took off for the portal.
Netrogo and Sora arrived at the portal at the same time as Izzy, Yolei, and Hawkmon. The five of them began examining the gateway.
"Hmmmm," Izzy thought. "Well it looks stable enough, but there's no totally safe way to be sure."
"HEY!!!" Netrogo suddenly shouted. "Look you can see through to my room. There's Runhurd and Harasho. HEY GUYS, OVER HERE!!!!!!!"
"Huh?!? *thump* Ow!!! What the hell was that?" Harasho said falling off the bed in shock. He turned and looked at the monitor. "Whoa, Runhurd man, take a look!! It's Netrogo!!!"
"What??" Runhurd asked looking at the monitor. "Holy shit, it is too. HEY NET CAN YOU HEAR US??"
Netrogo and the destined looked at each other.
"Highly unusual." Izzy said examing the portal. "We've dealt with portals before but never one where people on both sides can communicate through it."
"Hey this is great!!!" Netrogo exclaimed. "GUYS HOW ARE THINGS ON THAT SIDE??"
"GOOD!!" Runhurd shouted back. "BY THE WAY, YOUR MOM WANTED US TO REMIND YOU KNOW THAT HER, YOUR DAD, AND YOUR BROTHERS WENT TO TOBERMORY FOR A FEW DAYS."
"SWEET!!!" Netrogo shouted back, "THAT MEANS WE ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO FIGURE ALL THIS SHIT OUT!!"
"YEAH, BUT HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THE DIGITAL WORLD??" Harasho asked. "I MEAN YOU'RE ALL OKAY RIGHT??"
Netrogo suddenly realized that they hadn't heard from Red or Soni since the battle.
"UMMM...YEAH WE'RE ALL FINE!!!" Net lied. "JUST KEEP EVERYONE IN THE CHAN POSTED IN CASE WE NEED BACKUP OR SOMETHING!!!!"
"WILL DO!!!" Runhurd replied.
"GOOD, WELL WE HAVE TO GET GOING!!!" Netrogo added quickly. "WE'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR OR SO."
With that Netrogo, Sora, Izzy, Yolei, and Hawkmon all set off into the woods. Just as they disappeared into the foliage Soni and Lillymon landed in the clearing with the portal. They looked around and spotted the mirad of footprints in the grass and dirt.
"Damn, we must have just missed them!" Soni said stampping his foot.
"Well c'mon sexy let's go find them." Lillymon laughed scooping Soni up and taking off over the trees." No sooner had They dissappeared than Red Rover came barging out of the shrubbery. He took a look around and spotted a couple of flower pedals on the ground.
"DAMMIT!!!" He swore. "Those must be Lillymon's, which means they were already here. AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!" He shouted as he took off into the forest hoping to find the digidestined and his fellow writers.....
To be continued.........
And there you have it, the second, but DEFINETLY not last instalement of Reality Warp. And of course if this is the end of the lemon that can only mean one thing. Yes it is once again time for me to get down on my knees and BEG YOU TO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, EMAIL ME WITH SOME COMMENTS OR SUGGESTIONS. C'MON I NEED TO KNOW HOW I'M DOING AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND THAT OUT!!!! SO EMAIL ME GODDAMIT!!!!! The address you can reach me at is netrogo@wowmail.com
Oh and all you flamers out there can GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING LONG IT TAKES TO WRITE THESE THINGS?!?!? SOO JUST GO SUCK A COW OR SOMETHING CAUSE NO AMOUNT OF FLAMMING WILL MAKE ME STOP, SO THERE. *sticks tongue out*.
Well cya next time. \|/
PS: Don't forget to kick the crap outta a politician. Remember it's THEIR fault that people under 18 aren't legally allowed to read this. Like it stops anyone but Hey goddammit we wanna read it all ligit know what I mean??