Questions Answered. Questions Asked. And lots of funny talking


In the not to distant future (aka in about 5 minutes) four of the
lesser known lemon writers will be viewing a lemon that they starred in.
Our first lemon writer, and also the best known of the four, is
metalmikemon!!! (audience cheers, metalmikemon walks in waving etc...)
our second lemon writer is his captivating lover... christine! (she
walks in... more clapping) our third lemon writer is....Ananabmaster!!
(a drunken figure curses loudly and stumbles on to the stage) “What are
you looking at you dumb audience you?!” Okay thats nice.... Lastly, we
have the main man himself... Togashi!(A guy in a hemp shirt walks in and
greets the audience). Oh i believe we may have the fifth member of the
lemon here in the audience! will mike please step up to the stage please
if he is here tonight. A loud crash sounds from the back of the theatre
and a smelly gangly teenager wearing a paper bag and newspaper shoes
climbs up to the stage. And I’m guessing this is Mike. “Ewww!” yells
christine “you smell like booze and roten milk.” “What do you think i
had for brekfast? du????. Um yeah okay... anyways i hope you enjoy the
show!! (everyone sits down, the theatre grows dark.)

movie screen: “lets go out to the lobby! lets go out to the lobby! lets
go out to the lobby! and get ourselves a snack!
mike: “hey christine, could you go get me some popcorn??”
metalmikemon: “hey freak leave my woman alone you smelly bum!”
mike: “who are you calling a smelly bum you very smelly bum!”
audience: “SSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!”
mike: “SHUT UP!”
(the movie starts and no one wants mike to keep talking cause his breath
smells worse than a compost heap so everyone shuts up)

After my recapture I was pretty much ahnilated by these two geneticly
created digimon Piddomon and Piddowomon, while the others
gathered up a few new friends, and Christine and Gatomon "helped" each
other with their problems

mike: “ i think they had sex! wow mike your dating a lezbian!”
metalmikemon: “do you want to die? cause your about to”
mike: “i’ll kill you too smelly”
meyal mikemon: “looks whos talking at least i have a house
mike: “sniffle....”

The digidestined and their digimon made a plan to destory those who made
them seem outta their league. The one's they were fighting were
just a bunch a kids , in the prime of their live having a little fun
writing some stories that weren't for some. They were sent to digiworld
they
must pay the price, unless they can fight back and make things right!

togashi (wakes up): “hu what’d i miss? i was asleep”
Ananabmaster: “a funny song... haha... wheres my sword??”
togashi: “wheres my hair?”
mike: “what are you talking about youve been bald ever since you went to
the digital world in the islander series!”
christine: “um mike? that was a lemon, it wasnt real”
mike: “oh yeah”
togashi: “ah heres my hair” (places hair back on head)


I was expercting to wake up in a dank damp dark prison cell not a
paradise as my eyes adjusted to the small oasis in this room. My eyes
blankly gazed around the room as my mind took in the beauty and
splendour. The only thought that crosses my mind as I visually searched
the room.


" I've died and gone to Heaven"

mike: “or hell”

Of course this thought was dashed away to the back of my mind as
Piddowomon entered.
"Are you healthy?" She asked in a tone that either made here sound like
a zombie or a robot, completly lifeless and empty. I had a major hang
over and I was sore but I diecided to reply with a "yes" as she brought
in a small tray, on it a small platter of food, most likly made for the
meal of breakfast.

mike: “i’m hungry”
togashi: “theres some stale popcorn on the floor”
mike: (dives onto the floor and begins eating) “Jackpot!”
christine: “uhhhh thats very disturbing”

She handed me the tray and walked to the small pond and just stared at
the water, almost looking depressed. Out of genuine concern, I began to
approach her (after enhaling my meal of course). As my butt hit one of
the rocks near her as I sat one teardropped from her face.

Ananabmaster: “maby she knows where my sword is”
togashi: “why’d you think that?”
Ananabmaster: “cause shes crying, maby she sat on it”
togashi: “yeahhh, okay then, go back to your bottle.”
(Ananabmaster pulls out a 2L bottle and takes a long chug)

"Piddowomon" I was unable to say anything, I usually don't try to strike
up a conversation with a girl unless I wanna fuck'em, so talking to
themwith sex popping up was a bit tricky. I fished around In one of my
pockets and found one digipenny and finally spoke up saying " Digi penny
or your thoughts?" as I tossed the small copper coin to Piddowomon. She
caught the coin without even looking and began to speak in a normal
feminine voice " I feel like I have no purpose in life, even though I'm
told I do, all I do is lock digimon up and guard them, surly I must have
something more I can do?"

mike: “suck his penis!!”
metalmikemon: “i already have a girl! i dont cheat.”
mike: “i’m a pimp”
christine: “no your not”
mike: “yeah your right”

Now I was just plan stunned, this digimon was made in a lab but it
thought like any digimon.
"Piddowomon, I really don't have anything to say other than when you
can, try and find your true calling"

Unknown to me the shadowy figure, the leader of this whole anti-lemon
writer group, was watching us on the moniter and wasn't happy with the
social interaction happening. "Tsk tsk, Piddowomon I thought you would
have learnt by now" the shadow said as it pressed a button labelled with
Piddowomon's face on it and laughed

Piddowomon doubled over in pain and when I tried to help her up I was
promtly backhanded into the water. "What the heck was that all about." I
wondered as an evil laughter rang through the air, more accuratly the
speakers. Piddowomon stepped out of the cell/room as I rubbed my head in
thought and pain.

mike: “haha you both got hur.. ooh my stomach!”
(mike vomits on togashis shoes)
togashi: “ewww! i smell like bum puke!”
(walks out of the theatre to clean his shoes)


"Are we there yet?" Mike Cameron complained as his feet dragged along
the dirt road making some small rocks and dust fly. "Oh Mike will you
shut up already, you've been asking that same question for the past half
an hour" Togashi vented as his feet were just as sore as Mike's were.

mike: “hey i am wearing clothes that arent found on the street! but i’m
alot sexier than that guy is”
metalmikemon: “thats the funniest thing you’ve said all night!”

"Oh come on lighten up we've only been hiking an hour" Our favourite
flying pot roast Patamon chripped. "Hey quiet you, you're getting afree
ride on Christine's head anyway" Gatomon bitched as her ears drooped
along with her tail. Christine, apparently immune to all of this
complaining, merely asked Gennai " Were are we going anyway?"

Ananabmaster: “maby I’m gonna get a new sword!”
christine: “yeah i’m sure thats it”

Gennai turned his digi gundam around to face the writers and digimon and
they all came to a halt. "oh ho ho I'm a figure of authority now am I?
oh ho oh" Gennai chuckled as Ananabmaster mumbled under his breath about
not having a sword. "We my imaginative friends are going to the cave of
the seal to unlock your gifts" "Gifts?" All the writers said in unison
preplexed and puzzled.

They remained confused until they finnaly reached the cave. It was lit
with and errie unatural glow as a floating orb hummed in the middle of
the small caven. "You writers, place your palms on the orb and say may
my powers unlock" Still confused they writers one by one placed their
palms on the orb. Christine was the first to speak the word, may my
powers unlock and a white glow surrounded her.

mike: “wow groovy, shes naked under her clothes!”
metalmikemon: “okay your dead!”
(jumps at mike and hits him over the head with Ananabmasters vodka
bottle)
Ananabmaster: “hey my booze” (pulls out another bottle) “oh well”

Her clothes became white and loose like robes and a oaken staff
materilized in her hand and the symbol of an ankh appeared on her chest
shining through her changed clothing.

"Christine, you now have the power to heal others at the expense of your
own energy, as well you can use this holy energy to fight off evil."
Gennai spoke as the top of his suit popped open.
Mike Cameron was the next to go as he spoke the words, his body became
wrapped up in a cloak of mist.

mike: “hey that’s me that’s me!!”
metalmikemon: “i thought i nocked you out! darn why did i have to
enclude you of all people in my lemon!”

His clothes became as dark as the night and a hood.cape combo formed
over his head and back. What appeared to be a image of a dagger appeared
on his chest dimly shining through his darken clothes. Before Gennai had
a chance to tell Mike what he could now do a belt of throwing knives
appeared over his chest slung from one of his shoulders down to his
waist on the opposite side.

"Mike you now have the stealthy powress of a master thief, and as if
that wasn't enough you can literaly dissaper for short periods of time."
Gennai said rather matter of factly.

christine: “wow now you can steal food better right mike?”
mike: “hey yeah! good idea babe!”
christine: “i was making fun of you not giving you a suggestion, and
please... dont call me babe, it disturbs me deeply”

Ananabmaster was eager to get his powers and quickly spoke those proper
words and four colored strings of light surrounded him. A red one
surrounded his right arm and made it the same colour, the blue one
surrounded his right and did the same, the brown one made his torso and
legs the color of the respective light that touched them, and the final
green beam hit his head making it that color. A rather sharp looking
katana also formed in his hands which made him grin widely ear to ear.
The symbol that was on his chest was a circle

Ananabmaster: “oh yeah i got maself a sword! sux to be all of you!”
christine: “no one cares”

"Ananabmaster, you now control the four basic elements, you arms can
blast water and fire, your legs can control the ground under your feet,
and your breathing can effect the wind."

mike: “he thinks hes so big...”

Togashi was the last one to say that magical sentance as a string of 0s
and 1s swired around him. Circut boards appeared over his skin in
vairous places and to long wires poked out through his shoulder blades.
A bolt of lightining symbol appeared on his chest and as always shined
through the fabric of his clothing.

Ananabmaster: “i bet you could get a nasty shock from all that wiring”

"Togashi, you now have complete control of any computer data in this
world, wiether it be in a computer, or in a digimon, you can change it."
Gennai proclaimed proudly as the two digimon in the cave cheered for the
writers which was abruply stopped by and explosion outside.

mike: “see everyones cheering for me!”
christine: “yeah thats it we all look up to you so very much.”
mike: “really?”
christine: “no.”

Our heros stepped out of the cave and saw a laughing Weregurumon and a
horde of what appeared to be pink belled Gabumons. " You don't stand a
chance against me and my Pyshemon, between their sonic jabs and my wolf
claws, you'll be dog meat"

Ananabmaster: “haha transvestite gaboumon!”

Being bold with his new powers Togashi shouted " Funny we were gonna do
the same to you" after this boastful shout the group lunged at the enemy
digimon and a furious battle began.

Christine was batting the odd colored dogs with her new staff and
zapping some with holy light when the got too close. Ananabmaster was
toasting some with fire, blowing some away with wind, rocking thier
world with the earth and drenching some with water. Mike C. was corned
by two Pyshemon and they jumped, Mike went invisible and stepped out of
the way the two evil digimon colided with each other in mid air. Mike
chuckling as he reformed.

mike: “i woulda cut them up instead.”
metalmikemon: “no you would have soiled yourself and ran away.”
mike: “so would you”

Togashi thrashed his two vine like wires from his back at several of the
evil digimon while Gatomon and Patamon backed him up and covered his
back.

Gennai flew up to Weregurumon in his digi gundam and fired the suits
twin beam at Weregurumon however just flicked the attack away like a fly
"Foolish old man, do you think that tin can can stop me?" Weregurumon
mocked as he clawed open the suit like a tin can and kick at Gennai
sending him through the back of it into a cave wall his body falling to
the ground like a rag doll.

Ananabmaster: “haha the geezer died, thats funny!”

The others had finished off the Pyshemon and either deleted them or sent
to running into the distance as they glared at Weregurumon looking
rather pissed. "Hppm I appear to be out numbered, I'll regroup and get
you later" Weregurumon said rather calmly as he tossed a small orb to
the ground making smoke fill the air making his clean getaway even
easier.

mike: “wow just like batman.”
everyone: “SHUT UP!”

The group shook off the thril and adrenaline from the battle and
gathered around Gennai. Christine was about to use her new healing gift
but Gennai stopped her saying, "Defeat him, his goal is just not to
destroy you but to take over the digiworld for himself." These were his
last words as he dropped a disk that lit up a hologram of him that said
one thing before the disk exploded "Balance is the key..."

mike: “no food is”

The group buried Gennai in a grassy meadow and just asked each other
"Why is balance the key?"

mike: “how should i know!”
christine: “there not asking you mike.”
mike: “i knew that.”

Meanwhile back in the forbiding keep of the "leader" Piddowomon was
kneeling, trembiling as well, infront of the "leader". "Why were you
socialy interacting with the speic....I mean prisoner"

mike: “BECAUSE SHE WAS HORNEY DUMB GUY!”
Ananabmaster: “quiet you bum! or i’ll throw my beer bottle at you!”

It asked with a rather annoied tone. "I don't know why I did master, I
just wanted to talk to someone to get my feelings off my chest..."

metalmikemon: “and her shirt.”
togashi: “she doesn’t wear a shirt... does she??”

Piddowomon replied trembiling as she was promtly smacked with the back
of a metalic hand. "Don't talk to me about feelings! you know what I
think of them!!!"The leader yelled back with fury as he quickly calmed
down and snapped his fingers and Andromon stepped out from the shadows.
"Now for your punishment Andromon here will show you just how much
emotions can hurt you" it laughed as Piddowomon was dragged away kicking
and screaming over Andromon's shoulder.

togashi: “he he I wonder what there gonna do ;)”
mike: “du, obviously there gonna have monkey sex.”
togashi: “no shit sherlock.”
mike: “but my name is Mike”
togashi: “nevermind.”

The robot digimon got Piddowomon into the bonds in the dark dank prison
cell. Her legs and arms were spread apart as she struggled to break
free. Andromon began to remove each piece of the clothing making a
wistle when he had finished making Piddowomon go red with embarassment.
His black hand became the blade he uses for his attack but the sharp end
fell off and it became smoother and rounded. Piddowomon gasped in fear
as she saw the oversized dildo, that'll rip her apart, to bad she
couldn't do diddly about it as Andromon shoved the 10 inch metal rod
deep within her.

ananabmaster: “that must be painful”
christine: “you’d think that wouldn’t you?”
mike: “shhhhhh, look sex.”
christine: “YOUR THE ONE WHO KEEPS ON TALKING YOU DIRTY TRANSIENT!”
everyone: “SHHHHHHHHHH!”

Needless to say her insides became coated with her pussy juices as
Andromon thrusted hard not caring for her well being, she began to bleed
slightly as well when her orgasm struck her the sheer force of her fluid
flying out of her made her yell in pain and lust. Andromon just moved
his morphed hand to his face and licked off the fluid not commenting on
that taste or even making a mm as he sucked it all down.

metalmikemon: “no fun at all...”
togashi: “what time is it? i got a hot date tonight.”
mike: “if this wasn’t a lemon i’d laugh at you for lying.”
togashi: “yeah well it is so there. sux to be you i’m fucking angewomon
tonight.”
mike: “so? i get to fuck patamon so there!”
lemon writers who think patomons a girl: “wow big woopdie doo for you.
have fun
with
your potroast.”
lemon writers who think patamons a guy: “EWWWWWWW!”

"Stage one complete preparing stage two" Andromon bleeped out as his
dildo hand into Piddowomon to get it lubricated and then he shoved it up
her ass. Piddowomon screamed in pure agony as her ass was scratched on
the inside making blood run from it onto the defiling rod. Her ass now
throughly lubricated by the blood and her juices Andromon stepped behind
her and on command made his cock grow to a
massave 13 inches (in otherwords a length that no normal digimon or
human could reach) and rammed it up her tight ass causing another shriek
of pain from her. He snapped his fingers and the room flipped making
Piddowomon facing downward to the floor as Andromon began to ram her ass
into kingdom come (no pun intended) each thrust nearly making his dick
pop out and then was shoved all the way back in. Every thrust caused
Piddowomon to cry out in pain tears welling up and rain from her eys in
a steady pace. She had another painful orgasm as Andromon removed his
cock from her tight anus. The robot got a cloth from a camparment in his
side and wiped his ass clean of blood and shit and moved to Piddowomon's
face.

togashi: “who wrote this smut!?”
metalmikemon: “hey! shuddup! you may be incharge of a site but i write
better lemons!”
togashi: “wanna bet?”
----two esteemed aurhors begin writing at a mind boggling pace----

"oh no please don't make me do it" Piddowomon pleaded as a chain popped
out of the celing and warpped around her forehead and brought her head
up making her come face to head with Andromon's unreal length. He mouth
was promtly invaded by Andromon's member as he mouth fucked her hard
making her feel the massave rod all the way down to her vocal cords. The
painfully large rod continued to ram into her mouth as she cried and
tried to moan as she was continuasly defiled. After a while Andromon
stopped and pulled back to the head of her prick of in her mouth and
fired his grey sticky essense into her mouth and throat making her
invoulentarly spit it out, But Andromon smacked her across the face and
damnaded that she swallow it and not wanting anymore pain she did as she
was told, gagging as she did.

togashi: “done!”
metalmikemon: “done too!!”
mike: “what are they called?”
togashi: “mimi meets a 4 foot long stump... in her ass!!”
metalmikemon: “look me and patomon just had sex!!”
lemon writers who think patomons a girl: “wow big woopdie doo for you.
have fun
with
your potroast.”
lemon writers who think patamons a guy: “EWWWWWWW!”
mike: “where do all these other lemon authors come from whenever we say
that?”
togashi: “its a lemon it doesn’t have to make sence.”
mike: “uh.......”

The room reflipped around so the real roof was were it should be and
Andromon just walked out of the room as his cock mechanicly popped into
it's holding spot. Piddowomon was left hanging there her holes leaking
various fluids and her eyes raining their salty rain as she grimmiced in
pain.

ananabmaster: “that was.....disturbing....”

The End

MetalMikemon: poor piddowomon......

metalmikemon: “see thats me talking!”

Narriator: um you know you could have wrote it to be better

mike: “haha your ugly!”

MetalMikemon: I know but still I had to stay with the story

metal mikemon: “well you smell.”

Contact me at farthead80@hotmail.com and also if you wanna be in future
episodes gimme your info for lemons.

togashi: “ha that prooves it! see, you cant even come up your own ideas,
there all ‘borrowed’”
metalmikemon: “the story ended a few lines ago.”
mike: “bye everyone!”
christine: “bye”
togashi: “ewww i have a lump on my balls!”
metalmikemon: “thanks for sharing”
ananabmaster: “zzzzzz...zzzzz.....zzzzz”

waddya think!? okay as a last note:
i apologise if i have offended any of the authors in this story, i do
not think you are actually like that, i just thought it would be funny.
if anyone has comments or critisisms, my new e-mail is
mr_assfault@hotmail.com