Episode 11 - Hope Soars

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"Things just seem to keep on getting worse, instead of better."
Miyako sighed. "Because of a mistake in Taichi-san's past, Daisuke-kun
was selected to be our leader. However, with all the trouble we've
faced, his leadership is being called into question. The problem
with that is Taichi-san has no desire to lead us, so we're stuck with Daisuke-kun for now.

"Our last mission to get the Digimental of Yuujou only met with
a passing success. Daisuke-kun had obtained the digimental and a
new partner, but we had to force our way through a bunch of digimon
to get back to File Island. That had been a rather screwed over
fight. We freed a few of controlled digimon and they in turn attacked
other controlled digimon. The battle was shear chaos, and our goal
became just to survive that mess.

"But with the threats we've had, how much worse is it going to be
when we go after the last two digimentals?"

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All of the Chosen, their digimon, and Unimon's troops gathered at
the entrance of the portal room. Koushiro stood before them, laptop in hand.

"I've discovered the locations of last three digimentals: Hikari,
Kibou and Yasashii," Koushiro began.

"Light, hope and kindness?" Yamato questioned. "Which one is Takeru
supposed to get? He doesn't quite fit any of those."

"Gee, thanks," Takeru muttered.

"Probably hope." Koushiro shrugged. "According to Wizarmon, Hikari
is the one to obtain the Crest of Hikari, so the Digimental of Hikari
is probably hers as well. As for the one for kindness, I was told
yesterday by Gennai-san that one doesn't belong to any of us."

"Who does it belong to?" Daisuke questioned.

"Gennai-san didn't say. Just that currently the one who it does
belong to can't use it either. There's no need for us to go after
that digimental," Koushiro informed. "But telling you guys about
the digimentals are not why I asked you all to be here. It's because of this."

Koushiro typed into the laptop and images of two planets appeared.
Pointing at his right. "This is the world we're from. The lines
are the main arteries of the internet." He then pointed to the one
on his left. "And this is the Digital World, and the lines are power
conduits to the nodes. At each node there appears to be a dark lord ruling that region.

"However the worlds are not as separate as they appear." Koushiro
pressed a few keys and the worlds merged over his head. The lines
combined and are now bright white. "The Digital World is a shadow
world created off the internet. That is why when we use the portal,
we enter a web address. We are transferring ourselves to another part of the internet."

"So this is all some freaky game on the internet we've been dragged
into. That this is some kind of real life MUD we somehow jacked into," Miyako questioned.

"Not quite." Koushiro shakes his head. "I wish it was some type
of Multi-User Dungeon, then I could be sure that even if we died
here-- we'd be fine. We'd just be reset as if nothing happened.
However, I don't think we're that lucky. Our bodies are now composed
of data. When we're cut, we bleed information. When we die, we're deleted."

"So dead is dead?" Daisuke asked.

"More so than in our world." Koushiro typed into his computer and
an image of a person formed. "Since we're data, we won't age in
this dimension. However, basic bodily functions like eating and
drinking are still necessary to maintain our information."

"Is that why our clothes won't stain?" Hikari asked. "Because they're made out of data too."

Koushiro shrugged. "Quite possibly."

"What about... other body functions." Sora blushed fiercely. "Like
the ones for... ah... reproduction."

Koushiro scratched his head. "I'm not sure. I suspect that'll still
happen as well. I guess we'll find out if one of you girls has a period."

"Damn," Sora muttered.

"Regular cycle, huh?" Miyako questioned.

Sora nodded.

"Lucky," Miyako muttered.

"Ahem." Koushiro cleared his throat. "Getting back to what we were
talking about originally." He brought back the image of the combined
globe. "Where these nodes are represents centers of communication
in our world. This one..." Koushiro points at a large node. "...has
been identified as Vamdemon's territory. It also coincides with Tokyo."

"So where are we now?" Taichi questioned.

"Hawaii, or to be more precise, a short distance from Pearl Harbor."
Koushiro used his computer to show a map of the island. "Infinity
Mountain is located right on top of the American Military base."

Daisuke nodded. "Since locations are connected, then what we do
here will have a direct effect on the real world."

"What? Are you saying our world isn't real?" V-mon questioned.

Daisuke shook his head. "Not at all. It's just a term people have
used when dealing with other dimensions."

"I wish I could say the damage would only be done to our world's
internet, but the connection between the two worlds are much deeper
than that. We'll have to be very careful." Koushiro limped to the
side. "If there aren't any questions, I'll open the portal to the
region that holds the Digimentals of Kibou and Hikari. It'll take
you guys some time to get there, but I've already downloaded a map
of the area into Miyako's Digital Terminal, so you shouldn't get lost."

Daisuke stood up. "Well, let's finish this so we can take down Devimon."
He led the way into the portal.

Koushiro remained behind again with Tentomon and Gomamon.

Unimon approached Koushiro. "I'm not sure I followed everything
you said. Are you saying our world was made from yours?"

Koushiro scratched the back of his neck. "It appears that way. I'm
not sure if that is the case, but it is the only theory I could
come up with. It doesn't make this dimension any less real even
if my theory is right. It just means this world is much younger in comparison to mine."

"I see." Unimon turned around and joined his troops. "Hold the fort.
We'll be gathering supplies to celebrate the return of your friends
and the beginning of the next stage of this war."

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The children trudged toward their goal. They did not talk as they
prepared themselves for what awaits them. Each of the digimentals
had been guarded. With these being the last two Digimentals to be
obtained, the Chosen were sure that the fight would be very bad.

After what seemed like an eternity of walking, Miyako stopped and
pointed at a cave. "The map says the digimentals are in there."

Takeru looked at his digivice. "Certainly seems like it. But who's guarding this one?"

Daisuke scratched his head. "Doesn't look like anyone. And I was
expecting a Dark Master's troops to be here."

"We don't have the digimentals yet. So don't start celebrating."
Taichi walked into the cave with everyone else following.

The cave winded a fair distance into the ground. They children were
tense, expecting a threat to appear. At the end of the cave sat the two digimentals.

Daisuke blinked. "Wow, there really isn't anyone guarding this place."

"There still might be a trap." Hikari swallowed. "I guess I'll have
to go first." She looked at the two egg-shaped objects. One was
tan in color with two wing like protrusions and had a white sun
like symbol on it with a crown over it. The other was white with
little pink toed feet at the bottom and a grayish star-burst pattern
on the middle of the egg. Gray and white seemed more fitting for
her. She walked over and picked it up easily. The Digimental then
became a streak of light and Hikari had her own Digital Terminal in her pocket.

"Your turn." Miyako pushed Takeru forward.

"Right." Takeru walked over and looked at the digimental. This was
the one for hope, and he had no clue why it would be his. He had
no aspirations for the future. He had stopped looking toward the
future when his parents got divorced. Now he had no idea about what
to do about anything. All he knew was that he had to help the others,
since he was completely useless without a digimon or any digimental.
Takeru swallowed hard and was surprised that he lifted the digimental.

A golden light spiraled up from where the Digimental of Kibou had
rested. A tan sort of pig shaped digimon with bat-wing like ears appeared.

"Patamon!" chorused the digimon from File Island.

Patamon opened his eyes. "Hi, guys. What's up?" He blinked and looked
at Takeru. "You're my partner? How long have I been out since that rock hit me?"

Piyomon glomped Patamon. "You're alive! Oh, thank gods, you're alive!" She cried.

Patamon blushed. "Huh? What's going on?"

Agumon stepped forward. "You were crushed in that cave in. We all
thought you were dead. How did you end up in the Digimental of Kibou?"

Patamon blinked. "What do you mean?"

Piyomon let go of Patamon. "Don't worry about it. All that matters
is that you're alive and well!"

"Hi. Guess I'm your partner." Takeru held out his hand.

Patamon shook it with his paw and smiled. "Nice to meet you finally. Hope we make a great team."

Takeru nodded. "Same here."

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The walk back was joyful. Filled with chatter as the File Island
Digimon were ecstatic to have their friend back literally from the dead.

Taichi looked at Agumon and then toward the sky. "You know, this
all reminds me of a dream I had when I was a kid."

"If you're talking about Koromon and that 'terrorist' bombing, that
wasn't a dream," Hikari commented.

"Huh?" Yamato questioned.

Agumon blinked. "What do you mean, 'Koromon?' Koromon is my second stage baby form."

Hikari shrugged. "That's just the name I called him. He was like
this pink ball with long ears and bounced around a lot."

"Not to mention overly affectionate." Taichi shuddered. "That thing
was my first kiss. Damn, I wish that had been a dream. It was too weird to be real."

Piyomon rolled her eyes. "Tell me about it. Agumon was just like that."

Daisuke scratched the back of his head. "Are you saying you met
each other before all of this?"

Agumon shook his head. "I've never been outside of the Digital World."

"Maybe that Koromon was your last incarnation who died," Wormmon suggested.

"I guess that's possible." Taichi shrugged.

"Hey, I remember something when I was little. Two large monsters
fighting in front of the apartment my parents had," Takeru added.
"I'm sure one of them was Greymon, the other was some parrot like creature."

Mimi blinked. "I thought that was a dream too."

Hikari nodded. "Yes, that fight did happen. Koromon evolved twice and took on that big bird."

"Who remembers seeing that fight at Hikarigaoka?" Taichi raised his hand.

Yamato, Sora, Hikari, Takeru and Mimi raised their hands as well.

Miyako shook her head. "That's a couple blocks from where I lived.
I do remember seeing the debris afterwards though."

"Well, I didn't live there either, but part of my apartment building
got hit by one of the bombs," Daisuke replied.

"Those weren't bombs. It was Koromon shooting out balls of fire
when he looked like Agumon or Greymon," Hikari insisted.

"Maybe there is some kind of connection between us because of that event," Taichi surmised.

"Maybe." Mimi sighed. "Ow. My feet hurt. Can't we take a break?"

"It is getting late. Maybe we should camp out here?" Miyako suggested.
"According to the map there's a small lake nearby. And if I read
this right, there should be a cliff with a waterfall too!"

"Really?" Mimi asked. "That sounds heavenly!"

"I'd love to take a bath," Hikari sighed.

Daisuke shrugged at first and then brightened. "Right. Let's go!"

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Sora floated on her back, her naked body glistening with water.
Mimi was doing the back stroke. Hikari, Palmon, Piyomon, and Miyako
were splashing water at each other.

Daisuke peered over the cliff edge. He could tell that they were
naked, but could not see much detail from his distance, only that
Sora was a natural red-head. His mind filled in the details that
the distance had erased, using what he remembered from seeing Miyako
nude. He unbuttoned his pants and slid his hand under his clothes
to get at his erection. He stroked his cock and let out a moan.

"Ah, Daisuke, why's your hand in your pants?" V-mon asked.

"Wah?!" Daisuke called out in surprise and spun around. "What are you guys doing here?"

"I asked first," V-mon insisted.

"We're your partners. Of course we'd follow you," Wormmon answered.

Daisuke sighed. "Fine. Just keep quite."

"But what were you doing?" V-mon questioned.

Daisuke blushed slightly. "It's hard to explain.... Can't you guys wander off for a little bit?"

"If you want us to," Wormmon replied.

"Yeah, I do. This is a private thing like going the bathroom," Daisuke muttered.

"I don't understand what's so private about that. If you have to
go, just go. Why do you have to be alone while doing that?" V-mon asked.

"We just do," Daisuke growled.

"It's some kind of modesty thing Chosen have. They don't like others
seeing them without clothes for some reason," Wormmon explained
and then turned to Daisuke. "But if you don't like having others
looking at you, why are you trying to spy on the girls without their clothes?"

"It's a guy thing. We don't get to see girls naked, so we've got
to take any chance we can to see them. Now can you PLEASE go?" Daisuke
snarled. "I'll explain it better later."

"I can take a hint. Let's go, little brother." V-mon turned around and began to walk off.

Daisuke sighed and went back to the edge of the cliff. He leaned
down when he saw that Mimi was laying in the grass directly below
him to air dry herself on the grassy field right below him. She
was a natural brunette! And her breasts were so nice and round.
The interuption had caused him to lose his erection, but it was
back now in full force. He moved to grab his enlarged manhood when
the edge began to crumble. "Oh, shit!" Daisuke screamed as he fell off the cliff.

"No!" Wormmon cried out and jumped off the cliff after him.

"Wormmon?!" Daisuke called out, dreading he didn't only just kill
himself with his own stupidity, but one of his partners. His digivice began to glow.

"Wormmon evolve!" A pillar of white light glowed around Wormmon.
Then a three plus meter tall humanoid, green and black digimon with
insect like armor burst from the light. "Stingmon!" He swooped down
using huge dragon fly wings and caught Daisuke in his large clawed hands. "Are you all right?"

"Yeah. Sure thing." Daisuke was hyperventilating. "Thanks for the rescue."

"Daisuke-san?!" Mimi called out in surprise, holding her school
blouse to her chest to cover her nakedness. "What are you doing here?" she demanded.

"I was just scouting around and slipped off the cliff by accident." Daisuke forced a grin.

Mimi glared. "I'm sure."

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Hikari sighed looking at her Digital Terminal with the Digimental
of Hikari on the screen. She should be getting ready to fall asleep,
but she dreaded what her dreams would be.

"Hey, are you okay?" Takeru asked.

Hikari glanced up. "Yeah. I guess."

"What's wrong?" Takeru questioned.

Hikari slouched. "I was just kind of wishing that Vamdemon had killed
Tailmon. Then she'd be with us now, and not his prisoner."

"If it works the same way it did for Patamon," Takeru commented.

"I know...." Hikari stood up. "I should be getting some sleep. I'll
see you in the morning." She walked off into the woods alone.

Hikari found a small clearing that wasn't too far away from the
others. She gathered a few leaves and wrapped her blouse around
them to create a makeshift pillow. She then used her skirt as a
blanket, leaving her clad only in her plain cotton panties and imitation silk bra.

Hikari fell asleep clutching the terminal to her chest. Soon, her
nightmares revisited her and woke up startled. Flashes of crimson
light and a pale evil looking face echoed in her mind. She stumbled
her way to the nearby stream to splash some water into her face.

Hikari blinked as she noticed blood in the water. She then studied
the back of her hands, where blood gushed from fresh wounds. "What the hell?"

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Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake! Omake!

A glass door silhouettes three forms. Suddenly they jump on the
door causing it too fall, but miraculously doesn't break.

"Hi, everyone! I'm Jeff!" called out chibi-Jeff.

"I'm Bob," chibi-Bob said.

"And I'm Terri-Lei!" added chibi-O'Malley.

"Now it's time for what you've all been waiting for, the second part!" they chorused.

Chibi-O'Malley smiled. "We've purchased the rights to Digital War
to be novelized. Unfortunately some of it will have to be edited."

"Not to mention improving the flavor of the series for the audience," chibi-Jeff added.

"And now on with the show," chibi-Bob said.

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Digimon: Digital War
Episode 11 - Fool's Company

Digimon belongs to Fox Kids and Saban Entertainment. Concept by
Toei Animation Co. and are used without consent.

Use of the Japanese language is prohibited since they can be rude
in other languages, fail to pass Fox Legal, or don't sound right.

WARNING, PLEASE READ: Please disregard all previous episode's dark
and perverted moments as these will be edited out when chibi-Jeff
and chibi-Bob rewrite them. This series will maintain a G rating so everyone can read it.

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"April first, the day of fools and practical jokes, is such a cruel
day," Mimi whined. "This whole trip into this world has been nothing
but a pain. Some kind of cosmic practical joke played on us.

"I haven't seen so much fighting since that last big sale at Macy's.
I wasn't even able to get that sweater I liked." Mimi sobbed.

"We got into a big fight with the dark Digi-destined, Ken. The battle
got very messed up when we destroyed many of the control rings.
We had to run for our lives. And I hate running. We escaped and
no one was hurt. I really hope we get to go home soon.

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All of the Digi-destined, their digimon, and Unimon's troops gathered
at the entrance of the portal room. Izzy stood before them, laptop in hand.

"There are three more digi-eggs, which are light, hope and kindness,"
Izzy began. "But, I've done a bit more than find out about that."

"Well, Davis won't get any of those," Matt commented. "Unfortunately,
T.K. doesn't quite work well for those either."

"Gee, thanks," T.K. mutters.

"He should get hope." Izzy shrugged. "Wizardmon told us that Kari
is the child of light, and so will probably get the digi-egg of
light. However, Gennai had lunch with me yesterday and he told me
that the digi-egg of kindness doesn't belong to us. Which there
by means that T.K. will receive hope."

"Why bother with kindness?" Davis questioned.

"It might be useful later, but Gennai didn't tell me who it belonged
to. But for now the true reason why I brought you here. I've learned
a lot about how this world works," Izzy informed. "I'll try to simplify
it enough so that even Tai and Davis can understand it."

Izzy typed into the laptop and images of two planets appeared. Pointing
at his right. "This is our world. These lines represent the information
super-highway." He then pointed to the one on his left. "That's
the Digital World. The white dots are where a dark digimon lord
has a stronghold with the lines being a type of road connecting them.

"However if you combine the two worlds, this is what happens." Izzy
pressed a few keys and the worlds merged over his head. The lines
combined and are now bright white. "This world isn't entirely real.
It was created from the internet. Take the excess amounts of information
scattered across the world on the net and put them together and you get this dimension."

"So we're all in some whacked out computer game that we all somehow
got downloaded into? That if we die, we can just be rebooted?" Yolie questioned.

"Not quite." Izzy shakes his head. "This is more than any game I've
ever played. It blows away the Virtual Reality Simulators. Unfortunately
I can't be sure what happens if we die here. My guess is that we'd
probably get deleted. So crazy heroics are even stupider here than in the Real World."

"We go bye-bye?" Davis chirped.

"Wish you would go 'bye-bye.'" Izzy typed into his computer and
an image of a person formed. "There is some benefit to being in
this world, like Peter Pan, we won't age. However, we'll still have
to eat and drink to stay alive. And use the little boy's room as well.

"Not all of us are boys. Isn't there a little girl's room we can use?" Kari asked.

Izzy shrugged. "There should be one."

"Don't you know?" Sora paused. "I've really got to go." Sora blushed
fiercely. "If not, I'll use... the... little boys room."

Izzy scratched his head. "Just hold on your horses, okay? This won't
take much longer. I've only got a half dozen more points to go through."

"Crap," Sora muttered under her breath.

"Really got to go, huh?" Yolie questioned.

Sora nodded.

"Don't fart," Yolie muttered.

"Ahem." Izzy cleared his throat. "Let's get back to what we were
talking about before that question." He brought back the image of
the combined globe. "Where these dark lord strongholds are correspond
to locations in our world. Like this one..." Izzy points at a large
white dot. "...is Myotismon's territory. However, that spot in the
Real World is in reality, Tokyo."

"So where are we now?" Tai questioned.

"We're a short distance from Pearl Harbor. So, welcome to Hawaii," Izzy said happily.

"I've always wanted to go to Hawaii!" Mimi chirps while Izzy used
his computer to show a map of the island.

"The American Military base coincides with Devimon's Infinity Mountain," Izzy informs.

Davis nodded. "If we're really in Hawaii, why don't we just download
ourselves back to Earth and have some fun?"

"What? Are you suggesting to go AWOL?" Veemon questioned.

Davis shook his head. "Nope. We'll just head over to the beach,
meet some cute girls relax and have lots of fun!"

"We don't have any time to fool around. Our worlds are connected.
Things that occur in this world can have a direct effect on our
world. I know this'll be hard for Tai and Davis..." Izzy limped
to the side. "...but we need to be careful. Unless there's any intelligent
questions, I'll open the portal and you guys can get the last two
digi-eggs. I gave Yolie a map of the region you'll be going to,
so you shouldn't get lost unless Davis tries to lead you guys again. Despite Tai, I wish you luck."

Davis stood up. "Hey, I knew where we were going. Now guys, follow
me." He led the way into the portal.

Izzy remained behind again with Tentomon and Gomamon.

Unimon approached Izzy. "I must disagree with you. This world might
be made from yours, but that doesn't mean it's not real."

Izzy scratched the back of his neck. "Well, it is just a theory.
But, this world does appear to be a product of my world's internet.
Which means that it isn't 'real' as far as my world is concerned.
I should be able to change reality anyway I want if I was in the real world."

"I see." Unimon turned around and joined his troops. "Ah well, don't
alter our reality while we're gone. Tonight, we will celebrate the
beginning of the war against Devimon."

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The children trudged toward their goal.

"How much farther?" Mimi whined.

"Not much farther," Davis replied.

"How much farther?" Mimi whined.

"Not much farther," Davis replied.

"How much farther?" Mimi whined.

"Not much farther," Davis replied.

"How much farther?" Mimi whined.

"It's a very long distance away!" Davis yelled.

"It was just a question," Mimi said tearfully.

After what seemed like an eternity of walking, Yolie stopped and
pointed at a cave. "According to this, the digi-eggs are there."

T.K. looked at his digivice. "That's where it is, but is anyone guarding this place?"

Davis scratched his head. "Hey, cool. No one is here. This'll be
as easy as taking candy from a baby."

"And how many times have you gotten in trouble for doing that?"
Tai walked into the cave with everyone else following.

"Just twice!" Davis retorted to Tai's back.

The cave winded a fair distance into the ground. They children were
tense, expecting a threat to appear. At the end of the cave sat the two digi-eggs.

Davis blinked. "Taking candy from a baby is harder than this."

"Well, it still could be trapped." Kari swallowed. "Guess it's my
turn to get an egg." She looked at the two egg-shaped objects. One
was tan in color with two wing like protrusions and had a white
sun like symbol on it with a crown over it. The other was white
with little pink toed feet at the bottom and a grayish star-burst
pattern on the middle of the egg. Gray and white seemed more fitting
for her. She walked over and picked it up easily. The Digi-egg then
became a streak of light and Kari had her own D-Terminal in her pocket.

"You're next." Yolie pushed T.K. forward.

"Yeah." Takeru walked over and looked at the digi-egg. This was
the one for hope, and he had no clue why it would be his. He had
no aspirations for the future. He had stopped looking toward the
future when his parents got divorced. Now he had no idea about what
to do about anything. All he knew was that he had to help the others,
since he was completely useless without a digimon or any digi-egg.
T.K. swallowed hard and was surprised that he lifted the digi-egg.

A golden light spiraled up from where the Digi-egg of Hope had rested.
A tan sort of pig shaped digimon with bat-wing like ears appeared.

"He did it!" cheered the digimon from File Island.

The digimon opened his eyes. "Hi, I'm Patamon." He blinked and looked
at T.K. "Nice to finally meet you T.K.. I hope we'll make a great team."

Biyomon glomped Patamon. "Oh, he's CUTE! I'm Biyomon. Have a girlfriend?" She cried.

Patamon blushed. "How? I was just born."

Agumon stepped forward. "Biyomon, now isn't the time for this. We're
in a war, remember? You can do guy hunting after we win."

Patamon blinked. "We're in a war?"

Biyomon let go of Patamon. "Yeah, but don't be too concerned. We'll
be able to win it with your help."

"Worry about girls later." T.K. held out his hand.

Patamon shook it with his paw and smiled. "Right, now it's time
to fight a war. You can count on me."

T.K. nodded. "Same here."

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"Ahem. Excuse me," called out a child-like voice.

Chibi-Bob and chibi-Jeff looked up from what they were writing.
"Yes?" The began to sweat nervously as the noticed who was standing there. "Puppetmon?!"

The digimon whipped out a mallet and broke the table. "That's Pinnochimon!"

"W-what do you want?" chibi-Bob questioned.

"Two things." Pinnochimon smirked evilly. "First, there's someone
who wants to talk to you, but you'll have to go to him. He wants
to talk to you about the last two episodes of Adventures Zero-One."

Chibi-Jeff smiled. "Of course. He must be a fan of our work."

Pinnochimon leveled his gaze. "Right. The other is I want to know
where O'Malley is. She actually did more harm to me than you two did."

"Ah, right down the hall and to the left." Chibi-Bob pointed the way.

"Thanks." Pinnochimon grinned. "Your 'fan' is right outside the building. He's a bit shy."

Pinnochimon waited as chibi-Jeff dragged along the reluctant chibi-Bob out of the building.

"The ultimate evil complete with hot and cold water, huh? Why do
I get all the pizza crusts, huh?" Boomed through the air. "You two
are more evil than I can ever hope to be. I just wanted everyone dead."

"You don't want an autograph?" chibi-Jeff squeaked.

Apocalymon screamed in outrage.

"I give them five minutes. Apocalymon does love to play with his
victims." Pinnochimon whistled as he twirled his mallet. "Now off
to see the woman responsible for making people feel sorry for me."

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"I don't know if I should feel sorry for them or not." Chibi-Sora shook her head.

Chibi-Taichi sighed. "The sad thing is that this is what they've
done to the original series. They didn't even get to the truly adult
moments in Digital War that wouldn't appear in the anime."

"The entire bathroom discussion was out of place, removing the fact
that Patamon died before and then having Piyomon chasing boys? Everything
is just wrong," chibi-Sora commented.

"Can't forget that Mimi has been to Hawaii so her off screen comment
made no sense. Not to mention making her ALWAYS act like a spoiled
brat." Chibi-Taichi growled. "I'm still trying to figure how Jeff
thinks he's improving the series by making his 'wonderful' changes."

"Well, we won't have to worry about chibi-Jeff and chibi-Bob's interpretation
of Digital War anymore," chibi-Sora informed. "That's it for this
episode, until next time, be seeing you!" She waved.

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