GABUMON>> Palmon, come back!
MATT>> Yeah, come back, you'll get lost out here, Mimi
They start running to catch up with Mimi and Palmon.
GABUMON>> Look, Palmon, I'm sorry about the belching. I promise I won't do it again.
MATT>> Yeah, me too. Will you guys come back?
MIMI>> Well, OK, we'll come back, well, since it was partially my fault.
PALMON>> Hey, speak for yourself. Why should we hang around these guys, they're a bunch of
pigs!!
MIMI>> They said they were sorry, you heard them.
GABUMON>> Yeah, we won't do it any more, we give our word.
PALMON>> Well OK. It's not that I'm offended by burping, it's just the way you guys do it
is so gross!
MIMI>> Well, let's go.
They returned to the campsite and sat down.
GABUMON>> Well, now, what should we change the subject to?
TENTOMON>> How about Gabumon and Palmon sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
GABUMON blushes
IZZY>> Tentomon, stop, you're embarrasing him!
TENTOMON>> But haven't you seen the way they've been eyeing each other?
PALMON>> That's just him!! I don't stare at him the way he stares at me. And he drools
too!!
GABUMON>> I'm sorry, Palmon, I can't help it. You're like a delicious fruit, ripe for
the picking.
MIMI>> I don't think Palmon's ready to be picked yet. She needs to ripen a bit first.
GABUMON>> That still doesn't change the way I feel about you, Palmon. From the moment I
first laid eyes on you, I was determined to win your heart, but I never could get the
courage to say anything. And I can sense that Matt and Mimi look like they've got
something going, so it only follows naturally that the two of us should be together.
MIMI>> I do not!!!
MATT covers his face
MIMI>> Don't even think about it, Matt.
PALMON>> I never knew you felt that way, Gabumon. (goes over to Gabumon and holds his paw)
  I'll be your girlfriend.
MATT>> Dude, that was easy, wasn't it?
GABUMON>>   Oh, I'm so happy!!   (gives Palmon a big lick)
MIMI>>   Awww, that's so sweet.
GABUMON>> All I ever wanted was to be your true love.   I don't want anything else but
you, Palmon.
MATT>>   I think he wants more than that.
Everyone looks at Gabumon's huge red boner.
GABUMON covers his boner with his legs and his paws.
PALMON>>   Oh, so that's all you want huh?   I should have known.   All you guys
are the same.
GABUMON>>   No we're not all the same.   Only I love you with everything I've got.
PALMON>>   I see.   Well, I'm very flattered that I'm such a turn on, but you'll
just have to hold your horses for now.
GABUMON>> Look, I can't help the way I feel.   You might as well try to stop the wind.
TENTOMON>> Ahh, that's so romantic.
PALMON>>   Well, just try to control yourself as much as you can.
GABUMON>> & nbsp I'll do my best.   I'd never want to do anything to hurt you.
MATT>>   See, he's a nice guy isn't he?
GABUMON>>   You know I'll do anything for you, even if it means putting my own selfish
desires aside.
PALMON>>   Well, I guess you're not so bad after all.
GABUMON>>   Wait!   What am I saying?   I can't ignore my desires, they're just
too strong!   I want to devour you right now, Palmon!!
MATT>>   Oh, no, Gabumon, you just ruined your chances, you're so stupid!!
PALMON thinks to herself>>   I knew that was what he was after the whole time, but hey,
it kind of feels good to have a guy want me that badly.
GABUMON>>   Matt, you obviously don't know the meaning of the word "horny".
MATT>>   I guess not.
PALMON>>   You're just going to have to keep your pants on untill I can decide if
you're really the one for me.
IZZY>>   Gabumon doesn't wear pants, silly.
GABUMON>>   Although, right now, I kind of wish I did. (looks down at his throbbing
boner.)
MIMI>>   If I had an extra pair of pants, I'd be happy to give them to you.
TENTOMON>>   I don't think your pants would fit him, Mimi.
GABUMON>>   Well, Palmon, hurry up and decide.   I'm getting hornier by the
second!
PALMON>>   OK, I've thought about it and I've decided to say NO.
GABUMON>>   Is that your final answer?
PALMON>>   YES!
MATT>>   You don't know what you're giving up, Palmon, I'd think hard before I made
THAT your final answer.
PALMON>>   Well, for right now, that IS my final answer.
GABUMON>>   Tell that to my hormones!!
PALMON>>   I really like you, Gabumon, really I do, but I'm too afraid of getting my
heart broken.
IZZY>>   It looks like Palmon's heart and Gabumon's nuts just can't see eye to eye.
TENTOMON>>   I couldn't have said it better myself.
GABUMON>>   You just don't know how long I've waited.   I've been craving and
fantasizing about you from the day I met you.   I've been longing for the day when my
fantasies would become reality.
PALMON>>   What part of NO do you not understand?
TENTOMON>>   I think it's the "O"   It get's confused with "0" (zero) a lot.
IZZY>>   I think it's the "N".   Sometimes "NO" comes out as "MO".
MATT>>   Don't worry too much, Gabumon, She's just playing hard to get.   She
really means yes.
MIMI>>   If you think that way about girls, Matt, then that makes you a rapist.
MATT>>   I am NOT a rapist, and neither is Gabumon.   I guess we'll just have to
neuter him.
GABUMON>>   PLEASE NO!!! HAVE SOME MERCY WOULD YOU!!!
MATT>>   Just kidding, dude.
MIMI>>   Seems like that would be the humane thing to do.   He would be a lot
more relaxed and happier that way.   Just look at him.   He's in agony.
IZZY>>   I think we know that, Mimi.
GABUMON>>   Please Palmon, If I have to wait another minute to get my nut off, I'll
turn purple and DIE!
IZZY>>   Damn, Gabumon, don't you know how to masturbate??!!
MATT>>   Yeah, do what I do.   Whenever I get these feelings, I just whip out a
picture of Mimi, and WHACK IT!!!
TENTOMON>>   Why would you want to slap a Picture of Mimi?
IZZY>>   I think he means slap his penis.
TENTOMON>>   Oh, I see.
MIMI>>   Yeah, Matt, you just keep doing THAT!
PALMON>>   Oh, so that's what this is all about.   Just you and your stupid NUTS!!
PALMON thinks to herself>>   Man, how could I feel guilty for giving in, if he wants
it THAT BAD?   I feel sorry for the poor thing.
MIMI>>   Relax, Gabumon, No one's ever died of being horny.   You're going to be
just fine.
GABUMON turns purple.
IZZY>>   Hey, good one there, Gabumon, if that doesn't score you some, nothing will!!
MATT goes over to Gabumon and puts his arms around him and starts crying hysterically.
  >>PLEASE GABUMON, DON'T DIE!!   (sob, sob)   You're the best friend I've
ever had.   I can't let you die!
GABUMON>>   I'll try to hang in there for you, bud.   Somebody has to protect
you.
MATT>>   Well, now, it's my turn to protect you.   You've saved my life so many
times, now I've got to save you.   (he bends his head down toward Gabumon's dick,
which already had some pre-cum dribbles.   He opens his mouth and thinks to himself>>
  Man, I wish I hadn't just eaten.   There's probably a gallon of cum in there!
PALMON>>   Wait!!   (goes over to Gabumon) You can have me. (bats her eyes.)
MATT, IZZY, AND TENTOMON start clapping and cheering and hollering.
IZZY>>   Yeah,   use the old "make her jealous" trick, it works like a charm
every time.
PALMON>>   Be gentle with me, Gabumon, I'm just a delicate flower that is yet to come
into full bloom.
GABUMON jumps on Palmon and slides his long slithery tongue into her mouth.   The two
kiss passionately and start moaning and breathing heavily.
MATT>>   Well, what do you know, guys, a live porno show right before our eyes!!!  
This is our lucky day!!!
IZZY>>   Hey, we can tell them stuff to do!   You can't do that when you're
watching a porno flick!
The two digi-lovers continued to kiss and slurp for about 10 minutes.   Then Gabumon
started licking Palmon all over her body.
***CONTINUED***
CHAPTER THREE                        
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