Gabumon, Matt, Palmon, Mimi, Izzy, and Tentomon were sitting around a
campfire, relaxing and eating their dinner.
GABUMON>>   Ok, I think the meat's done now, let's dig in.
MIMI>>   What exactly is this we're eating?
GABUMON>>   I'm not sure you really want to know.
They proceed to divide the meat between the six of them.
MIMI>>   Hey, this looks red in the middle, I don't want to get sick...
IZZY>>   It's called rare, Mimi, very tasty that way.
MIMI>>   Well I'm not going to eat it, I always take my steaks medium well.
  (folds her arms)
IZZY>>   Now come on, Mimi, I know you don't want to be rude to our host.
MIMI>>   What are you talking about?
IZZY>>   Gabumon hunted and killed this--whatever it is--for us to eat.   He
deserves our respect.
MIMI>>   Well, he ought to respect my tastes too.
GABUMON sharpens a stick and hands it to Mimi.   >>Here you go, you can roast
yours a little longer.
MIMI>>   Thank you Gabumon, you're the best.
TENTOMON>>   Yeah, and you're an excellent hunter too.
The rest of them started on their dinner.
MATT>>   Hey this is pretty tasty.
IZZY>>   No kidding, It bears a remarkable similarity to a dish I had while I
was in South America, called Pui-pui.
MIMI>>   That sounds gross, anything with a name like that has to be.
IZZY>>   It was roasted bat.
MATT immediately spit out the meat   >> You could have warned me you know.
GABUMON>>   Now do you see why I didn't want to tell you.
IZZY>>   We Japanese folks have really finicky tastes because we're spoiled by
our cuisine which is the finest in the world.   But in other parts of the
world, they have different tastes.   It's all a matter of appreciating other
cultures, like this one, for example...
MATT>>   Izzy, do you EVER shut up?
IZZY>>   No, actually once I get started on something, I never seem to be able
to reach the end of the stream of information coming out of my head.   I
usually depend on other people to interrupt me...
TENTOMON shoves a wad of meat into Izzy's mouth.
MATT>>   Thank you very much, Tentomon.   Hey, Palmon, you seem awfully quiet
over there, what's up?
PALMON>>   Just sleepy that's all.
MIMI>>   This still seems like the craziest dream I've ever had, and yet I
know it's real.   If I ever get out of here, I think my regular life sure will
be boring after all this.
MATT>>   Yeah, you're right.   It all seems crazy, and yet I have a feeling
that us being here is part of some big plan or something.
MIMI>>   If we ever get out of here, the real world is gonna be pretty boring
after all our adventures here.
MATT>>   Yeah, tell me about it.   Phone booths in the middle of nowhere, a
factory that puts things together then takes them apart, it's like we're the
only ones here that see anything weird about it.
PALMON>>   Gabumon, why are you staring at me?
GABUMON>>   Uhh, well, ahh,   (blushes)   I'm sorry, I was just, uh, thinking
about something else, didn't know I was doing that, sorry.
PALMON>>   You do that a lot, you know.
GABUMON>>   Oh, I do,   (covers face with paws)
PALMON>>   It's okay, Gabumon.
TENTOMON>>   Gabumon and Palmon, sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
GABUMON>>   Hey, cut it out...
PALMON giggles and blushes.
MATT makes smooching noises.
PALMON>>   Stop it!
MIMI>>   Hey, I think he's just right for you, Palmon.   Don't fight destiny.
GABUMON>>   Okay, so I've got a little crush on her, so leave it alone would
you?
IZZY>>   Hey, I know a perfect couple when I see one, and I definitely see one
here.   I knew it all along.
MIMI>>   (Burp)   Excuse me!   (covers her mouth)
IZZY>>   That was pretty wimpy, Mimi, even you can do better than that.
MATT>>   He's right.   That was kind of weak even for a girl.   Even T.K. can
burp louder than that.
MIMI>> .......
GABUMON>>   Let me try.   (gulp, gulp...)
MIMI>>   Oh, no, what have I done?
IZZY>>   Mimi, never burp around a bunch of guys.   This is what happens.
MIMI>>   Well, I take it back then!!
PALMON plugs her ears.
GABUMON rips out an extremely loud burp.
MATT>>   Hoo yeah!!   (slaps Gabumon's paw.)
IZZY>>   Wow, Gabumon, I'm impressed!!
MATT>>   Yeah, I can't even do one that loud.
IZZY>>   Of course that wasn't very, long, so we'll have to work on that.
PALMON>>   You boys are so rude and gross!!!
MIMI>>   Yeah, guys, cut it out!!
MATT>>   Hey, you started it!!
MIMI>> .......
GABUMON>>   I'm sorry, Izzy, but that's the best I can do.
IZZY>>   You should have more faith in yourself than that, Gabumon.   I'm
pretty small, but I am the undisputed master
in the fine art of belching.  
Now watch and learn.   (straightens out his back and slowly exhales)
MIMI and PALMON plug their ears.
IZZY starts sucking in air.
TENTOMON>>   Izzy, don't hurt yourself, now, be careful!!
MATT>>   Yeah, I wouldn't want you to puke all over your nice shirt.
MIMI>>   I hope he does.
PALMON>>   Mimi, why are we still sitting here?
IZZY>>   (begin burp)   You are my fire, the one desire, believe when I say, I
want it that way,   (end burp)   we are two...darn it!!
MATT, GABUMON, and TENTOMON begin clapping.
MATT>>   Holy Kami!   Now that's a burp!!
GABUMON>>   Yes indeed, you are the master!   (bows to IZZY)
IZZY>>   I could have finished the rest of the song.   I do best on an empty
stomach.   That one sucked.
TENTOMON>>   You're always too critical of yourself, Izzy.   Even though you
excel at everything, you seem to always find your shortcomings.
GABUMON>>   You do well at pointing out MY shortcomings!
MATT>>   Ha, ha, He blew you away, Gabumon, no pun intended.
PALMON>>   Is this little contest over now?
MATT>>   I believe Izzy just ended all contests.
MIMI>>   I haven't been this grossed out since we ran down the sewer, chased
by those horrible crud slinging Numemon.
PALMON>>   Tell me about it.   Now this whole place smells like stomach acid!!
GABUMON>>   Will you train me, Izzy, maybe I can burp like you someday.
IZZY>>   Sure, Gabumon.   But remember what Tentomon said.   Be careful not to
try too hard, or you could puke all over yourself.
GABUMON>>   Sure, I'll keep that in mind.
IZZY>>   OK, Listen carefully.   Here's what you do.   Now, if you're going for
length, you're going to have to get as much air into your stomach as you
possibly can...
MIMI and PALMON get up and leave.
IZZY>>   Of course, having a big stomach always helps, which you probably do.
Fat people always burp a lot better than us skinny folks, No offense to you,
I'm sorry...
GABUMON>>   Oh, that's OK, none taken.   So where did you learn all this,
Izzy?
IZZY>>   Well, most of it I learned at belch.com
  When you're doing a long burp, it'll probably sound best if you do some sort of cool
catch phrase, or even a short poem.   Trying to do a song doesn't work too
well, as I just demonstrated.   OK, go ahead and do your burp again.
GABUMON starts swallowing air again.
IZZY>>   Wait, stop right there, you're doing it the hard way.   Don't you
know there's a much easier way...
GABUMON>>   But, that's how I was taught...
IZZY>>   Forget what you were taught.   It'll take you an eternity to build
up enough air if you do it that way.   Now, here's how to do it.  
First, take a couple of swallows of air, and that will open up
your esophagus.   Then expand your rib cage, and act like
you're taking a deep breath, but don't breathe.   Hold your
breath.   Your stomach will fill up with air really fast.  
Keep sucking it in untill you're filled to the maximum.  
Then let it rip.   My record so far, is 17 seconds, but
when you try for extreme length like that, then you
sacrifice quality.
GABUMON>>   Hey, Izzy, do you know that Mimi and Palmon
are gone?
IZZY>>   Let 'em leave, we're having a guy conversation
here.
GABUMON>>   But I'm worried.   We should go look for them
before they get lost.
IZZY>>   I guess you're right.
TENTOMON>>   They went that way.
The four of them follow the trail where they had last seen
them.
TENTOMON>>   Mimi, Palmon, where are you?
MATT>>   Mimi, come back!   I'm sorry about all the belching!
GABUMON>>   Palmon! please don't get lost!   I'll never forgive
myself if anything happens to you!
TENTOMON>>   You really care about her, don't you, Gabumon?
GABUMON>>   Yeah, I do.   You got a problem with that?
TENTOMON>>   No. Don't be so sensitive.   I think you two would
look great together.
MATT>>   Yeah, me too.
TENTOMON>>   Hey, I see something over there.
MATT>>   I don't see anything.
TENTOMON>>   Well, I do.   I think it's them right over there.  
Let's go guys.
The four of them pick up the pace, and continue down the trail.  
As they get closer, they can clearly see that it's Mimi and
Palmon.
***CONTINUED***
CHAPTER TWO
                           
E-MAIL