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(Dman22232 walks on stage) hello I am your wonderful, handsome, charming author dman22232.

(Audience claps) Dman22232: now the disclaimer (boos are heard from everywhere).

Dman22232: I do not own any of the characters in this lemon *yawn* don’t read this if you are under 18 years of age (half the audience walks out) I know that’s like telling a fat man at an all you can eat buffet that he cant eat any now on with the show.

 

MASTER OF TIME

AUTHER: Dman22232

Funny how life is one day you’re sitting at home playing The Legend Zelda Ocarina of

Time well I am getting a little ahead of myself I haven’t even introduced myself. I am

Davis. That day was like all the others Kari had told me to go out side and play hide and

go fuck yourself. I was pretty down I knew the legend of Zelda would cheer me up. I was

stuck on the last temple boss Twinrova after 10 tries I was pissed so I threw my controller at the T.V. BIG mistake.  My D3 started acting weird suddenly a bolt of energy shot from my d3 next thing I know I am stuck in a video game. I looked at my cloth they where sticking to me then I remembered I am in Hyrule I checked my back sward and shield! Man I was living a dream or so I thought

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After walking for a few hours I was nearly hit by an asshole on a horse so I shouted to him “WATCH IT MOTHER FUCKERYA NEARLY KILLED ME” he paid no mind. When I finally got to the market some one said “Elle Chantai bain” And I was thinking to my-self SHIT IT’S THE FRENCH VERSHION and I said “Convert to English”

and it worked. I asked one of the towns folk how to get to the castle. He responded “just fallow that road ahead and you should get there by morning.

 

                                    TO BE CONTINUED

 

 

 

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Well that’s it for now folks (trips over cord again) medic