"The Dark Mistress": MST version!!
by DigistarDBZ
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(A/N: Ok, NO mockery was intended against SonimodB, but I figured that lemons like these REALLY needed to be MST'ed!! Besides, the thought of Mimi and *gulp* PUPPETMON getting it on is just... distrubing... O.o Enjoy anyways!)
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(First scene: Mimi is _literally_ dragging Joe on a "date" to a movie theater- Sora decided to come along just in case she got any bright ideas...)
Mimi: OOO! I can't WAIT to see the new Sailor Moon movie!! This one as Rini as the main character, and the big black hole, and there's lots of mushy scenes and...
Joe: Whatever I did to deserve this, I'm sorry....
Sora: Calm down, Mimi! Save your excitement for later- like when the movie actually ENDS?
(Mimi stops at the ticket counter and smiles brightly.)
Mimi: You're right. I should be a bit more calm anyways! (hands over a handful of money for three tickets. After the trio goes inside, the Dark Masters (plus Myotismon and LadyDevimon) walk up and pay for tickets for the movie as well.)
Piedmon: Did we REALLY have to come to such a degrading movie...?
LadyDevimon: Well, Puppetmon is eager to see it! I guess that means we ALL have to suffer...
Piedmon: Ugg... I don't believe this... An hour of sugar-induced haze... (feels a hand on his shoulder)
Myotismon: Cheer up! At least we'll suffer together...
Puppetmon: This mush is making me sick! I want some girls in short skirts, THAT'S what *I* want!!
(Everyone facevaults, but comes right back up as everyone enters the theater, everyone either eagerly awaiting the movie or waiting anxiously for it to end. People clap as the lights dim, but to everyone's dismay, just an usher walks out on stage.)
Usher: I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but I'm afraid that "Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie" cannot be show because of a film error and we won't be able to show the movie for a few moments. In the meantime, we shall entertain you all with an Adult Film, chosen by the management. Enjoy.
(The audience gasps collectively, and it is a mixture of 'boos' and 'yays' as various things are chucked at the Usher as he exits, and the title appears onscreen....)
The Dark Mistress (Part 1 of 4)
LadyDevimon: ME?!?! Is this something about ME?!?!
Piedmon: Down, girl.
by SonimodB
Puppetmon: Wait just a minute... have I heard of this guy? Something about lemonade...
Warning: The following story is rated NC-17. It contains descriptive sexual content and is not meant for people of 17 years of age or younger.
Joe: ...Duh?
Sora: How come you're talking during the movie?
Mimi: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
(Frankly it's okay with me if you're under aged, but the government might not like it.)
Puppetmon: AMEN, BROTHA'!!!
If you do not want to read a lemon that contains sex between a digimon and a human,
Joe: I think I'm gonna barf....
two under aged humans,
Sora: ........I agree.
or two digimon,
Myotismon: ...Has someone been spying on us, Piedmon?
Piedmon: They'd better not... (brandishes one of his swords)
now is the time to turn back. For the rest of you, enjoy!
Machinedramon: *Am I SUPPOSED to enjoy it?*
As a note, this story takes place after "Breaking Up Isn't Always Hard to Do."
Joe: I think that was another adult film from this guy...
Sora: What do YOU know about Adult films, Joe??
Joe: ...... Forget it.
AS ANOTHER NOTE, THIS STORY IS A RAPE/SEX SLAVE STORY. I DO NOT ENDORSE OR PROMOTE RAPE IN ANY WAY.
Mimi: Thank God....
Sora: What's that about?
Mimi: No idea...
THIS WAS A REQUEST. IF YOU ARE STRONGLY AGAINST RAPE AND RAPISTS, I COMMEND YOU; BUT PLEASE DO NOT E-MAIL BOMB ME AND/OR SEND ME HATE MAIL BECAUSE OF THIS STORY. THANKS!
Puppetmon: Are we SUPPOSED to give thanks?
MetalSeadramon: How the hell should I know? Hey! The disclaimers over!
Mimi ran through the thick forest.
Mimi: AAIII!!! THIS STORY'S ABOUT ME!!! Oh, God.. who is this guy gonna pair me up with THIS time?? WereGarurumon? Tai??
(Sora and Joe look at her with sweatdrops)
Joe: ....WereGarurumon? Matt isn't gonna like this...
She wrinkled her face in anger. "What a jerk that Izzy is!" she thought to herself, slowing down to a walking pace.
Mimi: Amen!! He's SUCH a computer geek!
Joe:... But I'm a geek, too...
Mimi: .......But you're different!
Sora: (sweadrops)
"How dare he say those things to me. Just who does he think he is?"
Mimi: YEAH! PREACH IT, SISTER!!
Sora: ....Umm... right...
She thought back to what he had said to her. "If heaven were white and hell were pink, you'd be sucking up cinder for eternity," Izzy had mocked.
Mimi: WHAT?!?! He said THAT?!?!
Joe: Relax... It's JUST a movie!!
Mimi: Well.. yeah...
"Why I never!!!" Mimi had said, insulted. "Well maybe that's why you're always in such a hostile mood," he had said, smugly.
Puppetmon: Tell it like it is!! Show that pink sugar demon what for!!
(The other Dark Masters and two buddies look at him, sweatdropping)
"Of all the nerve. Grrrrr!!!" she growled to herself, continuing to walk through the woods.
Myotismon: Is it just me, or is she at that time of the month again?
(LadyDevimon promptly slaps him.)
Mimi, her head drooping, stopped and slumped up against a tree. "*sigh* I'm such an idiot. This was my fault. If I hadn't been so insulting to Izzy in the first place, I wouldn't have gotten my own feelings hurt," she admitted to no one, "Now I'm lost, tired, and lonely. This is turning into a really bad day."
Mimi: Is it just me, or am I having an Identity Crisis?
Sora: Both.
She put her head on her knees. "How am I going to find them?"
Joe: (as Mimi) I just HAVE to get some money from them for that big sale at the mall!!
(Mimi smashes a mallet over his head)
she asked, looking at the digivice, "This stupid thing's busted. *groooaaannn*"
MetalSeadramon: Not only does it find your friends, it works as a GREAT toy for those lonely nights....
Piedmon: .....You disgust me.
Mimi stood up. She turned around to face the way she had come. "I know! I'll just retrace my steps! That way I'll make it back to the campsite," she thought to herself.
Puppetmon: No DUH, brainiac!!
With a smile on her face, she tore off down the path she had taken.
Piedmon: (mockingly singing): "I'm so happy... oh, so happy..."
"Boy oh boy! I sure am smart! It's a good thing too, otherwise I'd be in big trou.." she said to herself, skipping and jumping all the way.... until she tripped over a tree root and went tumbling to the ground, head first.
Mimi: Oh, sure.. make ME look like a klutz!!
Sora: Well... (giggle) That isn't too hard...
(Mimi shoots her a glare)
Mimi got up, holding her head. "Ohhhhhh," she moaned, "Stupid tree! Stupid ground! Stupid rocks! Stupid wall!
Puppetmon: (as Mimi): Stupid Me!!
..... Wall?"
Dark Masters: Yes. WALL.
She looked around and realized that she was no longer in the forest! "Hey, where am I?"
Mimi: That's what *I* wanna know!
she asked, looking and the stone wall in front of her. It soon became very apparent that she was in a prison. "A prison?
Joe/Mimi/Sora: Yes. PRISON.
Hey, I recognize this place, IT'S THE GARBAGEMONS' PRISON!"
Mimi: ....I've never been in a Garbagemon's prison before!! How would I know that is was theirs??
Sora: It's probably because it's littered with Dirty magazines, all with a Garbagemon's Name on the subscription page.
No sooner had she said this, then she heard a familiar voice. "Good work, you guys! I can't believe that I've got a digidestined! Hehehe! I can't wait to see!"
Joe: What the hell...?!?
yelled Puppetmon, giddily dancing down the stairs.
Puppetmon: WHOO-HOO!! I am a MOVIE STAR!!! Bow to your master!!
Piedmon: .....Do you know everyone is staring at you?
Mimi turned around slowly and saw him, walking up to her cell with a mean smile on his face. He looked in through the bars at her.
Sora: (As Puppetmon): I'll take a burbon on the rocks! Here's my fake I.D.!
"So YOU'RE the one they caught. Heh heh heh," he cackled. "What's so funny?!"
Puppetmon: Your fat pink face, that's what!
she yelled back, defiantly. "I'm just surprised that such a weak little girl like you would be taking a nap all by herself in the middle of one of my forests!" he said, maniacally.
Machinedramon: *Is that EVEN a word?*
MetalSeadramon: Beats me.
"Oh no! I must have fallen unconscious when I tripped and hit that rock," she thought to herself. "Ever since T.K. got away from me that last time, I've been looking for a good new playmate. I think you'll do nicely!"
Joe: Why do I smell a rotten plot?
Sora: It's painfully obvious ever since this whole movie STARTED.
laughed Puppetmon as he opened up the door to the cell. "No! Stay away from me! I don't want to go with you!" cried Mimi, huddling up in a corner.
Puppetmon: I am the tingler... scream... SCREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!
(Piedmon smacks him)
"I didn't say you had a choice!" said Puppetmon, with a wicked look on his face.
Puppetmon: Preach it!
About an hour later,
Mimi: That was quick!
Sora: No duh.
Mimi and Puppetmon were back at his house. They were both sitting on his floor with a set of tea cups in front of them. Each of the cups was filled with a liquid.
Sora: (As an announcer) And it's yours for only $19.99!!
"I've decided to make your visit here a brand new game. It's called 'Get Out of Puppetmon's House Alive!'
Joe: I thought it was "Hide, Seek and Destroy..."
Mimi: I thought only T.K. knew that!
Joe: I read the episode summary on Izzy's laptop.
I'm gonna give you three games; if you win and/or survive each game to my utmost satisfaction, I'll let you go, no strings attached (no pun).
Puppetmon: How can I speak in parentheses?
Whaddya say?" he asked. "Do I have any other choice?" she asked hopefully.
".....Nope. Here's our first game! I've filled each of these cups with water, except for one. That one has a very potent acid in it.
Joe: .....Some game.
You have to drink one of these. Which'll it be?! Mwahahaha!"
Myotismon: (slaps Puppetmon) You cad!! You stole my laugh!!
Puppetmon: It's not MY fault....
he laughed. Mimi stared at the cups with a blank look on her face. The first cup had water in it, the second cup had water in it, and the third cup was slowly dissolving from the acid in it.
Puppetmon: Well thanks for spoiling it for us!! (flips the screen off)
Mimi looked at Puppetmon with a 'you've-got-to-be-kidding-me' expression.
Mimi: And I would, too!
"Well, I'm not going to drink that one. It has the acid in it," she said pointing at the melting cup.
Sora: (Ala Regis) Is that your final answer?
"Darn! Okay, next game!" he said, disappointed.
Puppetmon: And I would, too!
Mimi, getting bored, stood with Puppetmon in his bedroom.
MetalSeadramon: This is either gonna be a slasher flik or something else...
"Okay, here's the next game. I'm gonna ask you the three toughest questions I can think of. For every one that you answer wrong, I'll press this button. Every time I press this button, a sharp, pointy object will come flying out of this wall, right at you. With each wrong question, the objects get bigger, sharper, and more accurate.
Mimi: How lovely. NOT.
Ready? Here we go!" he instructed. Mimi gulped. "First question: what is 1 + 1?" he asked. "T.. Hmm.. That's a trick question. 1 and 1 make eleven!" she answered.
Puppetmon: That's not right!! It's... uh... well...
(The Dark Masters sweatdrop)
"Phooey! Alright, next one. How do you make a hanky dance?" he asked, a bit upset. "Put a little boogie in it?" she responded.
Joe: (turns green) How delightful....
"Darn! Okay, last question. What is 5Q + 5Q?" he questioned. "Uhh... 10Q?" she answered. "Your welcome! Ha ha ha!! That one gets me every time!"
Puppetmon: Sure does! This one puts me to a T!!
(LadyDevimon casts him a blank look)
"Look, I'm obviously way too smart for your stupid death games and corny jokes. Why don't we just skip the last game since I know I'll win it any way," she said with arrogant confidence.
Mimi: Now THAT is me!!
"Oh is that so?! You're no fun at all! This last game isn't gonna be one that you can just win in a few minutes. The only way to win THIS game is to do what ever I say," he said with a grin.
Puppetmon: Ooo! Charades!!
Myotismon: ....You don't actually THINK that, do you?
"Like 'Simon Says'?" she asked.
Mimi: ....Now you KNOW I'm not THAT dim!!
Sora: Umm... I'm not touching that one.
"Not quite!" he said, grabbing her arm. "Hey!" she cried as he threw her up onto his bed. "Uh oh," she thought to herself. Puppetmon dove onto the bed and pinned her down.
Puppetmon: Umm... I don't think charades goes like that...
Piedmon: It DOESN'T, you blind fool!
Puppetmon: But I can see just fine....
"The game works something like this," he smiled at her. Putting his lips against hers, he shoved his wooden tongue into her mouth and moved his hands all over her body.
(Both groups facevault in their seats)
Mimi: EEWWW!!! I probably get splinters in there!!!
Puppetmon: (grabs tounge, then flaps it back in his mouth) I don't think it's made o' wood...
Mimi squirmed and wriggled around, trying to get away. Ignoring her desperate motions, Puppetmon tore her clothes off one by one and threw them on the ground.
Joe: Hey- you look pretty good, Mimi...
(Mimi slaps him)
Joe: I'm just KIDDING!!
He yanked off his suspenders and hat and dumped them down as well.
Puppetmon: (grabs ahold of his hat and holds it on his head) NO!! Not the hat!!
Tearing her underwear and bra completely off of her now naked body, he licked her breasts up and down.
Sora: ......This makes me sick...
Mimi hated this.
Mimi: ABSOLUTELY!!!!
It was embarrassing, but at the same time, it was also really good feeling.
Mimi: Jeez... They HAVE to go and ruin the rudeness of it....
She didn't mind it that much, until of course, he pulled off his pants.
(Puppetmon's eyes bulge)
LadyDevimon: You've GOT to be kidding me....
He revealed a nine inch wooden dick.
Puppetmon: WHAT?!?! I don't have anything of that size!!!
Piedmon: You don't have anything PERIOD.
Puppetmon: I do, too!! I... I just don't wanna admit it.
Mimi was worried that he'd try to put it in. She wasn't sure she could take something of that size.
Mimi: RUN, GIRL!! DON'T BE A HERO!!
Puppetmon looked at her awaiting pussy and smiled to himself.
Mimi thrashed around, screaming at the top of her lungs. "Someone!! Anyone!! Help me!!!!" she yelled.
MetalSeadramon: Good luck.
Puppetmon, annoyed at her screaming, gagged her with a nearby hanky.
Joe: That had BETTER not be the same hanky Mimi was talking about....
"SMN!! NYN!! HLP M!!" she yelled, muffled by the hanky. "That's better. You're not getting away, so you might as well try to enjoy this!" said Puppetmon as he slowly inserted his pine prick up her capacious cunt.
Puppetmon: For YOUR information, it's 100% California redwood.
(Everyone stares)
Puppetmon: WHAT?!?
Mimi's eyes dripped with tears as he buried it all the way to the hilt. He was a lot bigger than she thought.
Sora: No duh.
Puppetmon tore her up with his cock, pushing in and out, drooling all over her tits.
Mimi/Puppetmon: GROSS!!!!!
Mimi was pretty grossed out, but she was getting used to his prick. Puppetmon resumed his licking as he increased his tempo, loving the way her pussy sucked on his dick.
Mimi: (As Dick from "3rd Rock") Meow? Look at me. I'm Dick the Pussy.
After a while, he stopped his attack. "You're losing! You have to make this as good for me as you can, remember?" he asked. "Mhhm," she mumbled.
Mimi: Riiiight. Like I'd answer?
Sora/Joe: Yes.
Puppetmon took her gag off and laid down on his back. "Well? What're you waiting for? Suck it, you brat!" he ordered.
Puppetmon: Hey! I'll have you know I don't like being touched there!
Piedmon: ...Riiight.....
"I'm going to be ill," thought Mimi, taking his prick in her hand. She lowered her mouth to his cock and gave it a lick.
Mimi: ....Joe, can I have your soft drink?
Joe: Sure! Why?
Mimi: Because I'm going to PUKE!!!
(Joe yelps and yanks his drink away)
"I'm waaaaaiiiiting," whined Puppetmon, impatiently. Mimi closed her eyes and sucked in the first four inches and rubbed the rest with her hands.
Mimi: I just KNOW I'm going to get splinters!!
She slurped and suckled his cock, making him moan and buzz with excitement.
Mimi: GIMME THAT DRINK!!!
Joe: No way!! I'm going to use it first!!!
Sora: (snatches drink) Neither of you are getting this until you can get over it.
Puppetmon sighed as she worked her magic and rubbed his balsa wood balls.
Puppetmon: IT'S REDWOOD, DAMMIT!!!!
(Audience stares, sweatdropping)
Puppetmon: WHAT are you staring at?!?!?
Puppetmon's tongue hanged out of his mouth. He grabbed the back of her head and shot his wood pulp deep into her mouth.
Joe: .......Charming..... (takes empty popcorn bag and vomits)
Disgusted and humiliated, she swallowed every drop. "Oh yeah! That wasn't too bad. I think I might just keep you for a while longer! Ha Ha Ha!!" laughed Puppetmon.
Sora: Not.
"Hey, you jerk! You said I could go if I satisfied you enough. Well?! I'm done here. I'm leaving!" she declared. "Oh no you don't! I'm not satisfied at all," said Puppetmon.
Myotismon: It figures...
"That so?" she asked, crawling over to him seductively. She shoved him back down on his back and climbed back on top. She lifted her thighs, and impaled herself on his cock.
Mimi: WHAT?!?!? I'M NOT A WHORE!!!
Joe: Oh, Jesus.... (barfs in bag again)
Bouncing up and down on his woody (okay, okay. THAT was a pun),
Puppetmon: (makes foghorn sound) P.....U..........!!!!!
she moaned as his length brought her to new levels of pleasure. Puppetmon wasn't objecting. Having a hot, naked teenager humping up and down on his member wasn't exactly something to complain about.
Mimi: It is to me!!!
Sora: Amen.
Mimi's sweat mixed with her sex juices, creating a smell that intoxicated Puppetmon and made him even harder than he already was.
Machinedramon: *How can THAT be possible?*
LadyDevimon: It's a lemon. Things happen in sex that are NEVER humanly possible... or Digimon-ly, for that matter.
Grabbing her ass, he humped up in rhythm with her hips. Mimi moaned as he squeezed her ass cheeks and bucked up with her.
Puppetmon: Yee-haw!! Ride 'em Cowboy!!
Unable to hold it in any longer, Mimi came in a river of juices all over the bed.
Mimi: (Grabs Joe's bag and throws up in it as well)
This last wave of pleasure was all needed to send Puppetmon rocketing off shot after shot of hot, woody cum deep into her negative space.
Puppetmon: Just like "The Black Hole"... Follow the corridors!!
After he was through emptying his load, he passed out in a deep and happy sleep.
Mimi/Joe/Sora: Thank GOD....
Mimi climbed off of him, sensing that this was the perfect time to escape. She put her clothes back on,
Joe: I thought he tore them up!
Sora: This is a lemon. Things happen that aren't Digimon-ly possible.
Joe: Or humanly possible for that matter.
and ran out of his house, vowing never to return again.
Mimi: It's about time, you ditz!!
Sora: Did you know you just called yourself a 'ditz'?
THE END
Well, that's it!
(Audience Cheers madly)
I hope you liked it. This is my twenty-ninth lemon,
Myotismon: 27TH?!?!?!? You mean there's MORE?!?!
please send any comments or criticism to: johnsmith_4@hotmail.com Please be kind! If you have any requests, just send me an e-mail with the subject: request Thanks for reading!
Joe: Save us.
Visit "http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/digilemons" for some new lemons.
Puppetmon: Hmmm... (mischevious grin)
Piedmon: Get any ideas, and I chop you into firewood.
Or just go here: http://edit.clubs.yahoo.com/config/sjg?.i=digilemons&.a=i&
to join.
Joe/Mimi/Sora: No thanks!
Mimi: I feel like I just lost my innocence- even though all I did was watch this thing....
DON'T FORGET TO GO TO OUR LINKS SECTION AND SIGN UP FOR "MYECAMP" UNDER MY NAME (sonimodb).
Machinedramon: *Uhh... What does he mean?*
Or go here:
http://myecamp.com/signup/index.php3?up=sonimodb
to sign up.
(Both sides are confused at this point)
AS OF THE WRITING OF THIS LEMON, I HAVE A NEW RULE OUT. I WILL ONLY RELEASE A NEW LEMON FOR EVERY 5 PEOPLE WHO SIGN UP UNDER ME AND THEN LOG INTO WWW.MYECAMP.COM WITH THEIR USERNAME AND PASSWORD AT LEAST ONCE.
MetalSeadramon: ....And your point is...?
If you want to help support our fine artist, go to Anfini69's website (http://home.att.net/~t.c.perez/) and go to the support section! He's a really great artist. It's worth it.
Mimi: Who?!
Joe: Probably someone who does erotic pictures of us.
Mimi: ....This is SO degrading...
Also don't forget to stop by "http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/justdigimonsex" for some of the best digimon hentai pics around!
Dark Masters/Myotismon/LadyDevimon: GOD SAVE US!!!!
(Scene change: The groups storm to the projection room, only to find the operator watching many bad Digimon Porno films...)
Mimi: So.. it was YOU who orchestrated us to see that Adult film...!
Joe: Then let's teach this joker a lesson...
Puppetmon: A lesson he'll never forget...
(Mimi turns around and sees the Dark Masters there)
Mimi: What the HELL you you guys doing here?? Aren't you supposed to be dead?
(Puppetmon shrugs his shoulders.)
Puppetmon: Whatever. Let's just get this guy for saying my bits and pieces weren't redwood!
Both Groups: Me, too!!
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Owari