Angewoman's Double Dose MST
Disclamier: I don't own Digimon, nor do I own the current lemon I'm about to MST. However, the little editings I've made, I DO own! If you try to steal this MSTing, it will only be so at your own risk.
A knock is heard on TankCop's door.
TankCop: *opens it and sees Angeteen and Angemon outside* What are you two doing out there?
Angeteen: We've come over to do some MSTing. Would you mind if we come inside?
TC: Sure, I guess it would be alright.
Angeteen and Angemon step inside.
Angemon: Thanks.
Angeteen: Likewise.
TC: Don't mention it. There's a lemon I've been wanting to MST, but I need a few people to help me out. Do you think you could help me out with that?
Angeteen: Sure, we'd love to. What do you want us to MST?
TC: A little something called "Angewoman's Double Dose."
Angeteen: *runs pass TC, stops, and comes back* Um...where is the theatre?
TC: Down the hall and to the right.
Angeteen: Thanks! *quickly dissappears down the hall*
TC: ^_^; What's up with him?
Angeteen: He has a thing for Angewoman. Just ignore it. She happens to be his favorite character, and whenever he comes across something about her, he completly loses it.
TC: And I thought that I was bad.
Angemon: We better catch up with him. Knowing him, by now he is probably setting things up.
Angemon and TC walk down the hall just in time to find Angeteen flipping the power "on" switch of an old movie projector.
Angeteen: Have a seat everyone. The things about to start. Oh yeah, TC...you need to buy some new equipment. The silver screen went out of business ages ago.
TC: *muttering to himself* All it is is just text and he says I need to get some new equipment.
*sitting in order: TC, Angeteen, and Angemon*
>First thing first. Disclaimer: All characters are copyrights of TOEI. I don't have any money, so don't try >to sue me.
Angeteen: Don't worry. I'll just rob your house while your a sleep. That way I'm sure I can get some valuable cash off stuff like your T.V., your computer, your VCR, ect.
>Warning: This fic is a lemon. No I don't mean
>those yellow sour fruits, but lemon as in adult material, aka digimon having sex.
Angemon: Exactly how did the term "lemon" get invented?
Angeteen: Probably because the first person who read one made a sour face.
>Don't know what sex is?
TC: Of course I do! Sex determines whether your a boy or a girl.
>Then you are too young to be reading this fic. This fic is also
>a Yaoi, which means it contains male on male love.
All: ???????
Angeteen: I thought this was supposed to be based on two guys and a girl.
Angemon: So did I. Let's just hope that he copied and pasted this disclaimer from one of his "other" lemons.
>I look forward to your reviews, as long as they are not flames. I will not even pay attention to flamers. As >I like to
>say, I will snuff flamers.
Angeteen: (Smokey the Bear) Only you can prevent forest fires.
>Thank you and I hope you enjoy the fic.
TC: And if not we can all fake it.
>NOTE1: This fic is not related to any other fic I have done so far
>NOTE2: This fic is a request that I did for someone
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>Angewomon's Double Dose
>By: Gabumatic
>
>Black War Greymon was standing in front of a mirror.
Angeteen: And after staring at his reflection, it shattered into a thousand pieces.
>He admired the beauty that shone back in the reflective material. He started to make various poses in
>front of
>the mirror, showing off his various muscles. He began to mutter phrases out loud to his reflection.
Angemon: Phrases like "why am I doing this," and "what's wrong with me?"
>"Hey Angewomon, you like this?!
TC: He sees Angewomon inside of a mirror?
>You want some of this? Come and get me." He finished with a hint of seduction in his voice. He shook
>his head no.
Angemon: I think it would be customary for him to wait until she answers you before shaking your head.
>"May I say Angewomon, you are looking mighty foxy today." Once again he shook his head no.
Angemon: Again; wait until she answers before shaking your head.
>"How would you like a foot long?"
Angeteen: (Angewomon) How would you like a knuckle sandwich?
>He asked adding a seductive look.
TC: Isn't it suppose to be the women who give the seductive looks?
>His head shook no for a third time.
Angemon: Why does he keep shaking his head no before Angewomon can answer?
Angeteen: I think he's rehearsing for the next time he meets her.
Angemon: Rehearsing? Well...that at least clears things up. I was wondering why she was inside of a mirror.
>"Hey Angewomon, how are you?" he asked again. This time he nodded at himself in the mirror.
TC: It took him four tries in order to say something that wouldn't get him a painful knee in the groin. Somebody please help this guy out.
>He stared at himself in the mirror some more, noticing that his armor didn't look as bright as it could be. >He brought up his hand to his face and spit in it.
Angemon: Patooi!
>He began to
>rub his hand all over his armor, making sure not to scratch himself with his dramon destroyer claws.
Angeteen: I just hope he doesn't try to do something dangerous with those things...namely scratching the back of his head.
>He kept on rubbing till he made his armor shine brightly. He
>smirked at himself as he made another pose.
>
>"How could she not resist me?"
TC: Well let's see...you go about killing everything that's in your path, cause endless amounts of trouble for the digidestand, plus you probably suffer from down syndrome. I don't know. How couldn't she resist you?
>he asked himself, before heading out to find Angewomon.
>
>
>Meanwhile, Leomon was waiting patiently at a pond. He sighed as he looked around, wondering when
>she was going to show up. He had asked her to meet him
>here. Now he was looking in the lake, making sure his fur was all in order.
Angeteen: I will never again complain about combing the top of my head.
>"Hello?" A voice called out.
>
>Leomon looked around, his eyes finally falling on the source of the sound. He smiled brightly, showing
>off his pearly white teeth.
Angemon: Greaaaaaat. You got a lion guy with razor sharp teeth smiling at you. That's enough to put anyone at ease.
>"Hi Angewomon, you look great." Leomon said
Angemon: Yeah...she looks good enough to eat.
Angeteen: Angemon...think about what you just said.
TC: And they say that I'm perverted!
Angemon: *restraining himself* Must...not...kill...TC!!!!
TC: ^_^;
>"Thanks. You don't look half bad yourself." Angewomon replied, her blushing being hidden by most of
>her helmet.
Angemon: *thinks* So that's why she always wears that helmet of hers.
>Now a slight blush appeared on Leomon's face, hidden mostly by his fur. "Thanks."
Angeteen: Fur! Nature's own defense against blushing.
>There was a slight pause between the two. "So, what do you want to do?" Angewomon asked.
>
>Leomon's smile grew wider. "I think you know what."
>
>Angewomon smiled as she moved closer. Leomon placed his hands on either side of her head and locked >her in a deep kiss.
TC: Which is a surprisingly good trick seeing as how big his mouth is.
>Angewomon opened her mouth, letting
>Leomon's tongue explore her mouth and using her tongue to explore his mouth at the same time.
Angeteen: *laughs* If Leomon used her tongue to explore Angewomon's mouth, chances are she would chock to death!
>Angewomon loved the feeling of Leomon's rough cat tongue moving
>around in her mouth.
Angemon: Try putting sandpaper in water. You'd get the same results.
>Leomon started to move his hands upward, slowly removing the helmet that covered Angewomon's face. >Once the helmet was off, he tossed it
>off to the side and broke their kiss. He brought his head back and stared at her face.
>
>"Your face gets prettier every time I see it." Leomon said.
>
>Angewomon blushed again, this time the blush clearly showing up on her face.
TC: So much for Angewomon's helmet protection.
>He brushed a paw through her long golden hair, admiring the way it felt and looked.
>Their heads came together as they kissed again, this time more passionately.
>
>Angewomon let her hands wonder about Leomon's body, feeling his strong muscular body. Her hands
>wondered down to his pants as she undid the black belt. She
>slipped her hands down into his pants, grasping the semi-erect member. Leomon moaned into the kiss.
Angeteen: He moaned into the kiss? What did she do? Damage a rather "delicate" part of his body?
>His paws started to travel around her, searching for something. After a little bit, he found what he
>wanted as he undid the clasps for her breastplates. He grabbed the
>golden coverings and threw them off to the side.
Angemon: Here's where most of us would lose about half a pint of blood thanks to nosebleed.
>Without wasting any time, he brought his paws to her breasts and began to fondle them.
TC: Breasts are like trains...they were meant for children, but are most oftened played with by men.
>Angewomon began to moan
>into the kiss as well.
>
>They broke the kiss and moved away from each other a bit. Angewomon unclasped her suit and let it fall >to the ground.
Angeteen: There's goes the other half pint of blood.
>Leomon couldn't help but stare at her naked
>body, mostly at her already wet pussy. The sight of Angewomon caused his member to become
>immediately erect and painfully rub against his pants.
Angemon: Seeing as how Leomon is an animal type digimon, and also seeing as how he is a lion, this would probably be enough to tear his pants apart.
>He reached
>down and undid the zipper. He let gravity take over as his pants fell down to his ankles and he stepped
>out of them. Angewomon couldn't help but stare at his big
>member
TC: (Angewoman) Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
>Leomon walked over and started to kiss her again. Meanwhile, his paw traveled down her body, down to >her wet spot. He pushed one of his fingers inside of her
>and wiggled it around.
Angemon: Let's see...Leomon's finger is about four or so inches long. The width of it is an estimated two inches. That would be quite a tight fit.
>Pleasure shot through Angewomon's body as she reached down and started to stroke Leomon's member. >Their kiss grew more passionate as
>pleasure built.
TC: Sex! It's what's been keeping most couples together since the dawn of time.
>Leomon then pulled out his fingers and used his paw to bat away her hand from on his member.
Angeteen: Why did he do that? I would have allowed her to continue.
>Their kiss didn't stop as Leomon positioned himself at the entrance of
>Angewomon's sweet spot.
>He began to push forward, driving his member further and further into her.
Angemon: (Angewoman) Help! I'm being screwed by a giant cat!
>Angewomon broke their kiss as she gasped out loud. Leomon
>groaned from the tightness of Angewomon.
>
>Leomon pushed even further and further into Angewomon. He kept pushing till he was buried to the hilt, >pulled somewhat out, and then pumped back into her.
Angeteen: For some odd reason, this is starting to sound like "The Complete Idiots Guide to Lovemaking."
>Leomon brought his hands up and he began to fondle her breasts while pumping harder and harder into >her. He then bent down and started to lick one breast all
>over.
TC: One tongue fits all sizes.
Angeteen: How about a 42E?
>Angewomon started to moan loudly as she felt her orgasm approaching. It only took a few more pumps >before Angewomon was set off as her walls clenched
>around Leomon's member and her juices started to drip down his thighs. His pumps increased
>substantially with the lubrication and when her orgasm hit it didn't take
>long before his own orgasm overcame him. Leomon roared out in pleasure as he coated her walls with
>his own load.
Angemon: Useless fact: lions actually DO roar after going through lovemaking, However, it's usually the female lioness, and it's usually from pain rather than from pleasure.
>Meanwhile, Black War Greymon was walking nearby when he heard some moaning. He looked over to >see what was happening and the scene nearly broke his
heart.
Angeteen: So it seems that Gabumatic is in support of Cody's theory that BWG has a heart.
>Rage started to build within him. He leapt over beside the two. This shocked both Leomon and
>Angewomon dearly as Leomon pulled out from her and
>jumped in front of Angewomon.
Angemon: Actually that would be a good way to attack someone...catch them with their pants/guard down.
>"What do you want?" Leomon asked, snarling a bit.
>
>"Angewomon is mine, stay away from her!" Black War Greymon snapped.
TC: Well at least he's straight forward.
>"Make me!" Leomon yelled as he got in a fighting position.
>
>Black War Greymon turned away. "Put that thing away first!" he said, referring to Leomon's member
>which was hanging limp now.
>
>Leomon hurried over and put his pants semi on, being careful of the zipper.
Angemon: And his heroism dies a painful, agonizing death.
>"Bring it!" Leomon said as he got back in the fighting position.
>
>Both moved closer and got ready to attack. Angewomon moved in between the two.
>
>"Please gentlemons, there is no need to fight over me." Angewomon said.
>
>As she said that, she slipped one hand into Leomon's pants, grasping his member, and the other
>navigating under the guard over Black War Greymon's groin and
>down his loincloth, seizing his member.
Angeteen: *blinks* Am I missing something? These two were about to kill each other and all she can think about is sex.
TC: Yep. She's the perfect woman.
>Black War Greymon let out a low moan as he felt Angewomon's skilled hand start to stroke his member. >Leomon only
>smirked when he felt the same feeling.
>
>Leomon reached down and unzipped his pants again, freeing his now semi erect member. Black War
>Greymon didn't know what to do as he just let Angewomon do
>her work.
TC: Apparently all those lonely nights BWG spent had it's draw backs.
>Angewomon turned to Leomon. Her simple look told all to him as he nodded.
>
>Angewomon removed her hand from both members and focused on Black War Greymon. She brought
>her hands up and slowly slid off his face covering by the
>horns. Angewomon admired the handsome face that stared back at her.
Angemon: If a face that looks like road kill could be considered handsome, BWG would be stunning.
>The eyes that had been once full of anger were now full of
Angeteen: Bloodlust!
Angemon: I think it's time you quite watching all those horror movies.
>innocence about what she was
>doing.
TC: He won't be innocent for long. Ha, ha!
>Black War Greymon had never been with anyone before and he certainly hadn't touched himself down
>there before either.
Angeteen: Then again, if I was wearing razor sharp claws, neither would I.
>Angewomon moved down lower,
>unsnapping his chest armor and tossed it off to the side. Her hands traveled all over his chest, he was
>just a muscular as Leomon was.
Angemon: Yeah...right. A towering figure of death is standing before you, and you say he is just as muscular...try MORE muscular.
>Black War Greymon shivered
>from the pleasure he was receiving. Black War Greymon started to undo the rest of him armor until all
>of it was off except for his loincloth. Angewomon gently
>squeezed the apparent bulge, getting another low moan from Black War Greymon.
Angeteen: (BWG) Hey, lady! What do I look like? A plush toy?!
>Angewomon grasped the sides of the loincloth and started to pull down, freeing
>his member from the restraint. As Black War Greymon stepped out of the loincloth, Angewomon made >her way back up to his member.
Angemon: If BWG says "open wide, I've got a big surprise for you," then I'm out of here.
>Angewomon noticed that his member was a bit larger than Leomon's as she started to stroke it again.
>Leomon was tired of watching the two so he made his way
>over to them.
Angeteen: *suddenly remembers the disclaimer at the top* Oh man...I hope this isn't the yaoi scene.
>He got under Angewomon and used his rough cat tongue to start to lick her pussy lips.
Angeteen: *sighs in relief* Thank goodness.
>Angewomon was starting to really get turned on as she brought
>her mouth to Black War Greymon's member and started to suck on it. Black War Greymon was in
>heaven as he shut his eyes tightly from the pleasure.
TC: That's the good part about doing it with an angel type digimon. It always makes you feel so heavenly.
>Leomon then
>thrust his tongue into Angewomon's pussy, licking up both of their juices from their romp before and
>using one of his paws to rub her clit. Angewomon began to deep
>throat Black War Greymon's member now.
Angeteen: And nearly chokes to death in the process.
>Black War Greymon subconsciously began to pump into her mouth.
>"Wha...what is this feeling?" Black War Greymon asked softly, as he felt his orgasm approach fast.
>
>Angewomon took her mouth off of his member only long enough to say, "Your orgasm must be
>approaching."
>
>'Orgasm?' Black War Greymon thought as he felt the pleasure increase even more.
Angeteen: Here's a stupid question: since it's obvious that BWG knows nothing about the birds and the bees, wouldn't this actually be considered molesting?
>He then felt a weird feeling in his member. It felt as if a liquid was starting to try to push out. He tried to >fight to keep the liquid back but as Angewomon continued
>her treatment he couldn't help but let the liquid go. He let out a loud yell as his first orgasm overcame
>him. Angewomon immediately felt her mouth fill with the liquid
>and as hard as she tried, she couldn't swallow all of it as some began to dribbled from her mouth.
Angemon: Now wait a minute...wouldn't this actually ruin Angewomon's "angelic" image?
TC: Angemon...your asking this when she actually reached her hand into both of those guy pants?
Angemon: Your right. It was a stupid question.
>When Black War Greymon came in her mouth,
TC: He did so...explosively!
>Angewomon was
>also set off.
Everyone: BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
>She shot her juices in Leomon's waiting mouth. Leomon quickly swallowed the liquid in his mouth as he >used his tongue to lick up the rest.
TC: Hmm...tastes just like chicken!
>"Sorry about that." Black War Greymon said, panting from his orgasm.
>
>"About what?" Angewomon asked, almost equally out of breath.
>
>"Releasing that liquid into your mouth." Black War Greymon replied, starting to regain some
>composure.
>
>"That is suppose to happen with an orgasm. It is called sperm. It usually doesn't go in the mouth."
Angemon: If you ever end up in jail, it sometimes goes up your rear.
>Angewomon plainly stated.
>
>"Oh. Where does it go?" Black War Greymon inquired.
>
>"Let me show you." Angewomon replied as she positioned his member at her moist snatch.
Angeteen: By now, I bet everyone wishes that they were this guy.
>Angewomon slowly moved closer to Black War Greymon, allowing his member to start to make it's way >into her. Both moaned as Black War Greymon's member
>went deeper and deeper into Angewomon.
Angemon: It's a good thing that she stands almost 9' ft tall or else she would be history.
>Angewomon felt a bit of pain at first as his member began to stretch her walls, but that was to be
>replaced with pleasure
>as Black War Greymon's instincts took over.
Angemon: Let's see now...what would be BWG instincts be...
Angeteen: To kill everything that lives.
Angemon: Then it that case she's pretty much dead.
>When his instincts kicked in, he started to pull out and pump back in at a medium pace.
TC: Wait a minute...your telling me that a digimon who plans to kill everything in it's paths actually haves SEXUAL feelings?! Yeah right. I'll sale you the Golden Gate Bridge next!
>Leomon, who had backed off after Angewomon had her orgasm, was left staring at the scene. His
>member achingly throbbed from not being included in the fun
>earlier. That is when an thought made its way into his head.
Angemon: To become a voyeur?
>He walked over behind Angewomon and positioned himself at her back door. He slowly began to push
>in, using the pre cum that began to form on his member as a lubricant. Angewomon gasped in pleasure >and pain
Angeteen: Seeing as how a lion is screwing her, it would probably be from pain.
>as she felt Leomon push in. Leomon also moaned
>from the tightness of Angewomon.
>
>Slowly, both males began to pump into her, establishing a steady rhythm. As one pulled out, the other
>pumped in and as the other pumped in, the other pulled out.
TC: Let's see a show of hands. How many of you thought you would NEVER see Leomon and BWG work together?
All: *raises their hands*
>Angewomon gasped at the feeling of being pounded into from both sides. She never would admit it, but >she always wanted to have a three way. The fact that she
>was having one with two sexy males made it even more erotic for her.
>
>Black War Greymon bent down started to lick all over both of Angewomon's breasts.
Angemon: *thinking* Please dear God may he not end up chowing down on them.
>Leomon began to kiss the back of her neck as well. This sent Angewomon
>over the edge as she had her third orgasm. The walls of her pussy clenched down on Black War
>Greymon's member. Black War Greymon screamed out as he had
>his second orgasm of his life, coating the walls of Angewomon's pussy.
TC: I wonder what kind of paint he coated them with?
Angeteen: Probably a light gray.
>At the same time, Angewomon's anal muscles clenched down on Leomon's member.
TC: Hopefully this won't go into scat.
>Leomon
>couldn't help but roar again as his second orgasm washed over him as well, coating her insides with his >load.
>
>Both pulled out and lay down on the ground. Their orgasms had drained a lot of energy from them.
Angeteen: Let's see...Angewoman came three times, Leomon twice, and BWG twice. I think it would hardly be a wonder.
>Angewomon felt very empty and fluid started to drip down her
>thighs from either side when they both pulled out.
Angemon: Personally, I would feel more like taking a shower.
>She also lay down on the ground, near the two males.
>Black War Greymon turned over and looked at Leomon. "I'm sorry for earlier."
>Leomon rotated to face Black War Greymon. "That's okay."
>Angewomon smirked at two digimon. "Maybe we can do this again sometime."
TC: Only after I bring me a box of tissues.
Angeteen & Angemon: *stares at TC*
TC: Forget I said that.
>Both males smirked at that comment. All three slowly got up and got dressed. They agreed on another
>time to visit and all went their separate ways.
All: ????????
Angemon: So after screwing each other senseless, they move on just like that? What about BWG's feelings for Angewomon? What of Leomon and Angewomon's relationship?
Angeteen: I know what you mean...you'd think the author would at least fill us on what would happen next.
>The End
>I hope you all enjoyed this fic. I look forward to reading all of your reviews.
Angeteen: I look forward to finding out what happened next.
TC: Probably nothing. This was just meant to be a single story in itself.
>To all of you who want to flame my fic, I suggest that you don't. I will ignore all of the
>reviews which are flames
Angeteen: Actually, if someone flamed me, I would be thrilled. I could always use a good laugh!
>because I gave you enough warning before the story as to what was going to be >involved and if you just >skipped over the story just to flame
>it, then I would suggest that go back and read it, who knows you might actually like it. There is a
>difference between a flame and a critical review of a story.
Angemon: Sort of like the fact that there is a difference from tapping someone on the shoulder to get their attention and simply whacking them on the head. They both do about the same, but only one would most likely keep your teeth in your head.
>I would
>ask that if you do include anything you thought was wrong, like if I seemed to skip over something,
Angeteen: Well let's see...if you actually paid more attention to the trio of lovers instead of trying to get to the sex part, then I guess this story would have turned out better.
Angemon: *whispers to TC* Ignore him. He's obsessed with the belief that all stories should contain a great deal of plot.
>because that can help me to become a better fanfic writer.
>
>For all
>of who would give this story a good review, I thank you in advance. Anyway, thank you for reading my
>story or at least looking it over.
>
>See ya later
All: *exit theater*
Everyone is standing in TC's living room.
TC: Thanks for helping me MST this.
Angeteen: Anytime. Do you mind if we come back over sometime to do another one?
TC: Sure. Until then, I look forward to your visit.
Angeteen: *chuckles* Likewise. Come on Angemon, let's go.
Angemon and Angeteen: *leaves*
Da end! Not much in the way of what I was originally shooting for, but I'll work that out latter. If you like this story, feel free to give me some feeback at Angeteen@hotpop.com If you got plenty of free time on your hands, visit my web site (non-hentai) at http://www.geocities.com/angeteenagermon