Be Careful What You Wish For

By: A-man

 

Disclaimer: I don’t own Digimon or anything for that matter so even if you sue you won’t get jack squat so f*#% off!

 

Author’s Note: This has no place in the real series it’s just an idea I had for a story. Unlike all others this will not be a lemon (Well maybe later ;) it is a comedy with perhaps some lime material. With that said please enjoy. I would like to point out that if you see * it means that the person is on a phone but not in the room or a soundeffect that I don’t really know how to write. Also if you is anything in <> then it is a thought and not speech...oh as always please tell me what you think my e-mail is forman_adam@hotmail.com.

 

= “Hey Kari listen I was wondering if maybe...” Davis said being stopped quickly by a glance from Kari.

“Davis listen I’m only going to say this once and once only,” Kari said forcefully. “I will never be your girlfriend ever, nor will I ever go on a date with you or even give the idea we are dating you got that!” =

 

“*sigh* she could have just said no.”

 

Davis had been in the Digital World now for nearly an hour since his little conversation with Kari.

 

“Davis I kept telling you to give up on her and find someone else.” Veemon, Davis’ partner said sitting by his side.

 

“I can’t she’s just so beautiful and, and, and well I don’t know why I can’t get over her Veemon I just can’t!” Davis said becoming upset.

 

“Hey remember I was the same way with Gatomon, but I eventually got over her,” Veemon said trying his best to perk his friend up. “And now I’ve got mon knocking my door down to get at me!”

 

“That’s not helping Veemon.” Davis said deadpan. “I’m happy for you and all, but that does nothing for me.”

 

“Oh yeah...”

 

“Listen buddy do you think you could give me some time to myself.” Davis asked.

 

“Sure thing I’ll be back in twenty minuets.” Veemon walked off in the direction of his home giving his friend his wish.

 

After only a few moments Davis already regretted asking Veemon to leave because the silence was starting to scare him and he being the DigiDestined of courage was never scared. Abruptly Davis got to his feet and started walking almost as if something wascalling although he knew that he wasn’t hearing anything at least not consciously. The forest around him never seemed to lighten or change it seemed the quicker he walked the darker the forest would become until finally Davis was able to exit the forest. Nearly running over the cliff that was at the end of the forest Davis stopped suddenly.

 

“Woah that was close.” Davis said peering down the cliff. “if I fell down there I’d be a goner.”

 

“Quite right!” A strange voice said from behind.

 

“Ahhh!” Davis yelled turning around prepared for a fight.

 

Davis was surprised to see a small human-form Digimon standing in front of him.

 

“Who, Who are you?” Davis being completely bewildered asked.

 

“Oh excuse me my name is Fariemon.” Fariemon said flying up on Davis’ shoulder. “And you looked troubled.”

 

“That’s an understatement.” Davis said happy to have someone to talk to again.

 

“Really what’s the matter?” Fariemon asked concerned.

 

“I care a lot about someone,” Davis said looking at the small Digimon on his shoulder. “But they don’t feel the same about me.”

 

“Oh that’s really awful I knew you were depressed when you entered my forest.” Fariemon said.

 

“Your forest!” Davis said surprised that this small Digimon would control such a large area.

 

“Yeah this is my forest and I’ve been watching you ever since you entered it.” Fariemon said moving down to Davis’ knee. “Is there anything I can do to help?”

 

“Not unless you can make miracles happen.” Davis said sarcasticly.

 

“No I can’t make miracles happen,” Fariemon said not knowing about sarcasm. “But I can grant wishes!”

 

“WHAT!” Davis nearly fell backwards when he heard this.

 

“Yep it’s one of my super special abilities.” Fariemon said winking at Davis.

 

“You can grant anything!” Davis said astonished.

 

“Well I can’t kill anyone with a wish or bring anyone back to the living from the dead,” Fariemon said explaining the rules. “But besides that anything.”

 

“I never knew Digimon had that ability.” Davis said settling down. “But what I want you can’t give me.”

 

“Yes I can.” Fariemon said still perky.

 

“No you can’t.” Davis said becoming depressed again.

 

“Yes I can!” Fariemon said becoming annoyed.

 

“No you can’t.” Davis said drooping his head down.

 

Fariemon had finally had enough and flew straight at Davis grabbing his shirt by the collar.

 

“YES I CAN!” Fariemon screamed catching herself in the end. “Oops, He, he I have to watch my temper sometimes.”

 

Fariemon let go of Davis’ shirt and flew back down to the ground trying to control herself from doing something that could mess this up.

 

“Listen kid why don’t you just make your wish and see how it turns out?” Fariemon said pulling out a wand from thin air. “After all what harm can it do to try?”

 

“I guess your right,” Davis said standing up. “Why not alright.”

 

“Woah first off I have to tell you that whatever you wish for it will be granted so,” Fariemon said.

 

“Yeah, yeah I know the old saying be careful what you wish for it might just come true.” Davis said unwaveringly. “That’s why I’m not going to make my wish that big of a deal.”

 

“You aren’t?” Fariemon asked surprised.

 

“Nope, so uh how do I ask?” Davis asked baffled.

 

“Just say I wish and what ever you want and then I do my part!” Fariemon said regaining her perky attitude.

 

“Alright then.” Davis said getting ready. “I wish that Kari cared a lot about me.”

 

“...That’s it?” Fariemon said unimpressed.

 

“...Uh well...yeah.” Davis said feeling like he humiliated himself.

 

“*sigh* Alright...” Fariemon raised her wand in the air and suddenly small amounts of gold dust appeared in the air. “BIP! BOP! BOOP! LET YOUR WISH BE TRUE!!!”

 

Fariemon’s wand came down and suddenly a large wind blew all the dust straight at Davis, which in turn blew him off his feet and knocked him up against a tree.

 

“Ugh!” Davis said feeling himself fall unconscious.

 

“Hump! Stupid DigiDestined well one down and five to go.” Fariemon said watching Davis’ form cover with the gold dust and then disappear.

 

***

 

<Ugh man my head hurts like hell.> Davis thought stirring in bed. <What in the world happened?>

 

Davis quickly surveyed where he was by giving the room a quick glance. Something was bothering Davis once he took a look around the room.

 

<No way is my room this neat and clean.> Davis realized sitting up in the bed. <But if I’m not in my bedroom then WHO’s am I in?”>

 

“*Tai listen I’m going to be in my room working ok.”* A strong female voice said from behind the door.

 

<...SHIT!> Davis quickly hid under the covers. <If Kari finds me here I’m a dead man.>

 

Almost as if it was a count down on Davis’ remaining moments the door opened ever so slowly. Kari entered the room throwing down her knapsack next to the bed not noticing Davis yet.

 

<Whew! maybe she really won’t see me.> Davis thought a little less tense.

 

“Mmmm, man what a day.” Kari said stretching. “First I have to tell Davis that we’re just friends for the like hundredth time.”

 

<Hey I thought that wish was suppose to work!> Davis thought furious.

 

“Well at least TK’s coming over later today.” Running to the mirror in her room Kari quickly turned on the lights attached to the mirror. “Hmm I wonder if I should change anything?”

 

<This is cruel and unusual punishment!> Davis thought both hurt and angry. <I can’t say anything or else she’ll find me, but I can’t remain silent.>

 

“I know I’ll keep my outfit the same!” Kari said as she turned off the lights on her mirror off. “But without my bra.”

 

Davis’ eyes went totally wide as he watched the love of his life pull her shirt up and over her head.

 

“YIPE!” Davis unconsciously let out.

 

“Huh is someone in here!?” Kari yelled in the room being startled by the sound. “Tai?”

 

“* I’m still in the living room Kari.*” Tai yelled from the other room.

 

Kari quickly looked around the room to see if anyone had ‘snuck into’ her room. Davis remained as silent as he could as he watched Kari pass by the bed and look in the closet.

 

“Huh no one in there and there aren’t to many places to hide in this room.” Kari said standing up straight. “...Except...”

 

Kari quickly walked over to the bed that Davis was hiding on and looked carefully at it.

 

<That’s it I’m dead, good bye crewl world!> Davis thought closing his eyes. <Well at least I’m going to die with an image of Kari without a shirt on.>

 

The covers over Davis were quickly pulled off of him by Kari and dropped on the floor. A scream, shout, yell, a strong beating with a stick until in a coma all of these things Davis expected with in the blink of an eye and yet none came.

 

“Were you trying to hide from me?” Kari asked playfully.

 

<Huh?> Davis thought looking up at Kari not mad, but actually smiling. <Did I miss something?>

 

“You were the one that made that noise weren’t you?” Kari said picking Davis up. “Bad Meeko.”

 

<M...M...MEEKO!!!> Davis thought looking straight at himself in Kari’s arms thanks to the mirror. <I’m a...a...a CAT!>

 

To be continued...

 

 

A little bit of Comedy a little bit Lime a pinch of TAKARI with a sprikle of DAKARI add a couple of wishes stir well and POOF!!! WELL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. OH! QUICK REMINDER IF I DON’T GET ANY MORE FEED BACK ON MY CROSS OVER IT WON’T CONTINUE!!! MY E-MAIL IS forman_adam@hotmail.com